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The groups actively counting boobs in Game of Thrones!
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Democrat, data nerd, single dad, desperately trying to stay above the BS.
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toddfather
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The groups actively counting boobs in Game of Thrones!
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toddfather
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It's pretty much the perfect "kid" vehicle!
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My 16yo son has a 5 speed Ford Ranger. Apparently his girlfriend's parents excitedly tell everyone about it like he got early acceptance to Harvard or something.š
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toddfather
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If we did a surprise inspection of every police car in the country, what percentage would contain a replica gun ready to be planted āJust In Caseā? 90%? 95%?
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Sounds like you have a Pfucking Pfortune in Pfand!
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"THIS WHEELBARROW IS EQUIPPED WITH AN ANTI-THEFT DEVICE"
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In the Army we had a saying: āYou can bring the military to its knees by doing exactly what they askā. Similarly, If I was an Oklahoma teacher, I would start every day with a ālessonā from the Bible that absolutely isnāt taught in Sunday School.
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I went to a college reunion in Vegas and if I'd murdered someone I'd be 8 for 8 on this list in one weekend! Also why is the guy in back using The Force?
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Is that Stork from Animal House?!? (2nd from left)
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At a Denver Nuggets game, a group of Boy Scouts were sitting courtside next to the players tunnel. After halftime the cheerleaders lined up to cheer the team onto the court and were basically shaking their butts just inches from these kid's faces. "I remember my first lap dance!" was heard a lot!
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Always an experience when you unwittingly roll into a place that is a front for something and everyone working there just stares at you as the realization hits. Then you have to figure out how long to play the stupid customer game before hopefully getting out and forgetting the place exists.
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I swear to God (pun intended), these Megachurches need to be reclassified as sexually oriented businesses, moved to red light districts, and monitored by the police so no one under 18 can get in. Every day something else comes out...
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I love a happy ending!
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I could have been late to my own wedding and I would have sat in that spot until she was gone.
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Is there a place I can bet on Trump accidentally doing or saying something extremely vile during the debate? Casually dropping the N word, describing E Jean Carrol as unrapeable, outing a CIA operation on live TV, that sort of thing? Cause I think the odds are pretty good!
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For comparison Microsoft generates roughly $200B in annual revenue selling its ubiquitous software. Elon thinks a very expensive niche toy robot will generate 5X Microsoft. I can definitely see why everyone thinks he's a "genius".š
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Tomorrow's News: Ronny Jackson announces he's legally changing his last name to Johnson because "President Trump is never wrong." Tim Apple (formerly Cook) nodded in solemn agreement.
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Like clockwork.š Wake me when they find a pastor (especially a "youth pastor") who wasn't molesting kids.
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More likely theyāre thinking āI remember having a Donald Trump in my class, but he was a 30yo Asian guy who only showed up to take the testsā.
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Nah. Armed to the teeth with no actual skill and easily duped by a crazy person = Republican.
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Hearing your company has been bought by private equity feels like being 12 and your mom brings home your new stepdad that she met at the bowling alley. "Don't worry, this is going to work out great! Things will actually be much better now." Things would actually NOT be much better now.
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And cars, and refrigerators, and toasters and...and...and...
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Very fitting since Elmo literally wants $56B as "Money for Nothing".
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I used to take pictures (on film) of my Atari high scores and send them to the āHall of Fameā somewhere in Iowa.
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He actually created a slight breach of etiquette by skipping the LGBT+ rant and going right to āpedophile accusationā.
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Look, I'm not usually good at picking up signs from God, but that one I would have seen, and shortly thereafter would have been resting in my brand new, certain-to-fail-within-3-days, hammock!
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The article says he was an off duty security guard so...bingo.
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Sadly we're almost all peak Gen X middle aged white dudes from the Midwest who were heavily indoctrinated during the Reagan years. Some of us escaped. I can offer no defense of my fellow Todds other than that.
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Especially when they're knee deep in it.
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100% of The Apprentice hosts are now convicted felons.
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When writing about Donald Trump now, is the correct order āConvicted Felon and Former President Donald Trumpā or is it āFormer President and Convicted Felon Donald Trumpā? Asking for every journalist everywhereā¦
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You can practically see it dissolving!
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Most embarrassing moment: In college there was a kiosk at the student union that sold concert tickets. It was completely plastered with "Cash Only" and "No Credit Card" signs. Out of habit I immediately tried to pay with a credit card.š¤¦
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Yoda is so good it seems like the actual song and Lola is the parody.
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The boards at tech companies I worked for were almost always compromised of the same senior management the board was "overseeing" along with a few handpicked investors/friends of the CEO. The concept of an independent board of directors is a farce.
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We were afraid that AI would become smarter than humanity. It turns out that AI is just a concentration of the dumbest of humanity.
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Yesterday I had a 2 inch Swiss Army Knife confiscated by airport personnel because I forgot to take it off my key chain. I then went to a restaurant near my gate and was immediately given a knife and fork. I hate security theater so much.
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We got all the shitty stuff and no hoverboards.
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I watched the entire incredible video! I wish I could believe that it would inspire some changes at Disney, butā¦ you know.
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I think you're good on this one. Next one though, you'll need to use a fake name.
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If you're looking for an up and coming career, guillotine builder is looking pretty good right now.
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100% chance that "Officer Ben" carries a couple of black BB guns in the trunk of his squad car just in case he needs to drop them near a body after the fact.
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The Venn diagram of those of us who started our careers being the go to guys at work and ended up being the slackers is a circle.
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I am just a simple caveman. Your transparent pricing and all inclusive practices frighten and confuse me.
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Also Newt Gingrich so this definitely checks out.
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I'm really struggling to understand what this app is accomplishing. Is there some scenario where we DON'T want someone to flush the toilet?
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