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Jim

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"Delightful Monster." I make stuff. Wood. Bowls. Guitars. Cow Tools. Masshole. Phish fan, but not the kind that spells fan with a Ph. (He/Him) ⭕️⭕️⭕️

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Yeah, I have some silicone glue brushes. So satisfying.

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I finally went to my settings and turned off predictive text. It's like having that annoying coworker you put up with for years and then one day you just can't take it anymore and you tell them to shut the fuck up.

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and yes, I still sometimes do that thing where I cover my hand in glue and then peel it off after it dries. So satisfying.

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Before and after. Clean shop / happy shop.

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DM away, or email if you have it.

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Being a woodworker with ADHD rules. Every now and then you get to drop whatever you’re doing because you have to do the amazingly-satisfying job of, say, cleaning all the dried glue off your glue bottle nozzle.

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I don't understand these dudes who spend their days filming planes, but I am grateful for them.

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They rode a bike home?

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Will always remember when I did the Kennedy Space Center tour a few years ago, the bus drove past the Space-X building and someone commented that there wasn't a single Tesla in the parking lot.

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Having gone through more than one "painting little guys" phases, please let me know if you figure it out. Is it because we don't do makeup on our faces? I got nothing.

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Sometimes people simply don’t know the emotional toll of being a silly guy online

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I have a cut on the tip of my left thumb and a hangnail on my right pinky and between the two of them typing is amazingly painful. That won't stop me from Posting™, though.

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Hawaii. Maybe it's an east coast thing, if I want tropical islands the Caribbean is a lot closer, and I have Iceland if I want volcanoes. Nothing about Hawaii has appealed to me since I saw that Brady Bunch episode. Like Phoenix, I'm sure it's nice. I'll pass.

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My cybertruck keeps making this weird noise that sounds like everyone laughing at me. It’s louder when the windows are down, if that helps.

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In hindsight, studying nuclear science was a bad idea, no matter how much I loved my classes.

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In light of today's news, a Thing Which I Know Everyone Cares About, here's this gem from a few years ago.

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I heard rumors. They seem to be having a moment. Can't remember the last time they did this much press for an album release.

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Holy shit it's happening! (photo stolen from Reddit)

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What I look like scrolling social media.

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Hoping this is the one they do on Fallon. Probably my favorite from the new album and one of the highlights of the MSG run. Love when Page plays with some synths.

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If it's anything like our Town Meeting, it will be your last. You think the blue site is dysfunctional? Parks and Recreation did not exaggerate.

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Ok, you inspired me. I just said hello over there.

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I never got with the vibe there. I should go say hello.

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Which type of Gen-Xer are you? Cologuard or colonoscopy?

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Going well! I'm basically the same here as I was on the other place. You are missed. Where ya been?

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Iris Dement, Let the Mystery Be. (The Leftovers)

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I did! It was considered not my fault. Act of god sort of thing. I did pretty well from the payout too, since it had somewhat high milage (200,000+).

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I have a page in an old photo album dedicated to it.

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Greg, I have always liked and admired you but... what the fuck dude?

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I just submitted my final car payment. Probably the last 0% loan I'll ever have. The last time I financed a vehicle, in 1994, I mailed my final payment check in the morning. That same night I collided with a moose in New Hampshire and totaled my truck. I don't think I'll drive anywhere tonight.

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No idea. I don't even remember where I first heard it.

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They Might Be Giants cover of Jessica, if for no other reason than I know a guy who is a huge Allman Brothers fan and also a Tr*mper and if he ever heard it it would probably cause him to have an aneurism.

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I had never seen a band do what they did. They played with music. During a jam, they seamlessly began playing Edgar Winter's Frankenstein and then somehow seamlessly went back to the original song. I didn't quite know how they did it. Thank you to those four dorks from Vermont. It's been a good run.

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30 years ago today I went to see a band play for the first time. I had a couple of their albums, I liked them, but the first set were all these unfamiliar songs. Everyone around me was losing their minds over it for some reason. The second set blew me away and turned me into a lifelong fan.

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Sometimes you barfed in it, sometimes you ate popcorn out of it.

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Amy just boarded her flight home from Europe and I signed off with 'Safe travels' and then I thought about how I'm just saying "I hope your plane doesn't crash in the middle of the ocean" because what the hell else could I mean by that? "I hope you don't get a paper cut from the safety card" ?

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Since when does he look like Shrinky Dink David Bowie?

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Nobody covered Chocolate Rain quite like Phish.

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He's the worst. Same guy plays an equally annoying character in Generation Kill.

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I've been rewatching it as well. I love him so much. "My van..."

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