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I’m probably afraid of you

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My gorgeous best friend is dancing with her

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There is this woman with cancer at karaoke singing as strongly as she can from her walker and it is so sad and beautiful

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Shout out to all my the homies losing fingers tonight

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Watching American democracy kill itself in real time, suffocating on bullshit.

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Wow, real banana republic stuff. I'm glad our presidents can launder money and associate criminally without worrying about this kind of thing.

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My sweet beautiful brother (who was an AMAZING soul) has been dead for 8 years and it still hurts so much but I’m at the point where at least I realize how lucky I was to just have known him.

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If one doesn’t like being called a fucking psycho bitch piece-of-shit then one should refrain from acting like a fucking psycho bitch piece-of-shit.

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So the president has immunity does he? I didn’t know we had a “King” in a fucking democracy.

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I just don’t know about men ever wearing shorts. I just don’t know.

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She’s calling me her new best friend as I type this and try to ignore her

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Oh dear god it’s 3am and somehow this woman from “Jersey” thinks I’m cute and has me fucking cornered my friend had to come to rescue me. I think she thinks I’m a fucking puppy

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With autism I feel like I’m not a fully-formed person. Oh god, that is such a scary thing to admit! But yeah. It feels like I’m not a fully formed person and will never know what it’s like to be a real human being…

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At a party but I’m tired of socializing and talking so I’m lying in the dark in one of the bedrooms (with permission of course). Autism is not easy and self diagnosis (which is ridiculous offensive bullshit) wouldn’t be so trendy if people really understood how difficult it is to function like this.

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Why does “retarded” sound kinder to me than “intellectually disabled”? It just feels like “intellectually disabled” is a dishonestly polite way of saying “literally stupid” when “retarded” sounds like the person just has a condition they can’t help.

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You know in “Searching for Bobby Fisher” when the dad is all like, “my son is better at chess than I am at anything”? Well that is exactly my level of talent when it comes to daytime naps.

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And I hope nothing good or bad for you I just don’t care.

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I do enjoy some older country like patsy cline and Johnny cash but this crap could not be dumber

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Ha! I’m gonna make a citizen’s arrest for bad taste

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This is almost insufferable. There are 2 hours left in our drive but if he continues playing this shit I’m going to arrive borderline retarded.

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This is literally making me stupider. I had never heard of Luke Combs until now and my quality of life was better before.

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I would love to listen to these right now but my ears are being assaulted by the most inane pedestrian cheeseball lyrics I have ever heard

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I can’t watch this right now but I bet it’s fucking hilarious

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On a road trip with my best friend and her boyfriend and he likes country music so we are letting him play it but I swear to god my IQ is getting lower

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People always get so weird when you form a mist and recede from the horizon

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“YeAH i rEalLy dO tHInK!” Bitch, no you don’t.

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And no one bothered to tell her during the production process?

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You know that annoying Alanis Morissette song where she names ironic things that aren’t ironic and then is like “yeah I really do think!” and you’re like ‘hmmm, yeah but do you, girl? Cuz this song fucking sucks’

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Sometimes i hear Lady Gaga “I’m a free bitch, baby!”

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Ever just be minding your own business and all the sudden your brain goes “Shakira, Shakira”

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I was born on my birthday. You were too? Well, what a fun coincidence.

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“You can never go home again.” -Witness Protection

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This is a great anti-joke so go fuck yourselves

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