BonkoBoi

BonkoBoi @bonkoboi.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:11 UTC

Takes a sip from my martini. “Im an ass man, a dumb ass man”

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BonkoBoi @bonkoboi.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 10, 2024 at 00:34 UTC

When life shuts a door on you, god opens a window but only like a crack because it’s got one of those little stoppers built into the frame

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BonkoBoi @bonkoboi.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:05 UTC

Fuckin fascists

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BonkoBoi @bonkoboi.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 01:50 UTC

🎵 I wanna know 🎶

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BonkoBoi @bonkoboi.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 01:47 UTC

May-goose

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BonkoBoi @bonkoboi.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 01:03 UTC

@bskyttrpg.bsky.social stats

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BonkoBoi @bonkoboi.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 22:37 UTC

remake a movie with Shrek and make it better Shrek and Deliver

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BonkoBoi @bonkoboi.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 20:53 UTC

Watched “Drop Dead Gorgeous” and Allison Janney was so good in it.

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BonkoBoi @bonkoboi.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 20:50 UTC

He doesn’t have “It”*, man. I have “It”*, and i can tell he doesn’t have “It”* *not a lot of money

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BonkoBoi @bonkoboi.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 19:23 UTC

I use slashes so much in my messages to people (example: I’m sleepy/hungry)

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BonkoBoi @bonkoboi.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 13:30 UTC

I somewhat recently went through this and it wasn’t too bad. Took a long time between not looking and looking, and a long time between finding some therapists and actually reaching out, and then finally picking one and being happy with my choice.

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BonkoBoi @bonkoboi.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 13:27 UTC

Running my daily experiment to determine “how much coffee is too much coffee”

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BonkoBoi @bonkoboi.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 22:26 UTC

The Bhee Ghees

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BonkoBoi @bonkoboi.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 19:55 UTC

One of the worms died too right?

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BonkoBoi @bonkoboi.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 17:05 UTC

I regret finishing that king size Reese’s fast break bar

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BonkoBoi @bonkoboi.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 15:02 UTC

Looks cool. Is it enchanted or magical or something?

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BonkoBoi @bonkoboi.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 14:37 UTC

We don’t microwave the bottles and use just hot tap water to warm up the bottles. We use a counter top bottle dryer to dry the bottles after running them through the dishwasher We only sanitized the bottles when we first got them though.

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BonkoBoi @bonkoboi.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 14:36 UTC

Accidentally roasted a bottle piece on the heating element in our dishwasher so we replaced all our bottles (12 for our twins) with the wide dr browns.

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BonkoBoi @bonkoboi.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 14:27 UTC

Come on! Can’t avoid this shit

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BonkoBoi @bonkoboi.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 13:38 UTC

They’ll just grow to resent you

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BonkoBoi @bonkoboi.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 13:37 UTC

I’ve seen a ghost but never a zombie

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BonkoBoi @bonkoboi.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 11:28 UTC

Doing my part

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BonkoBoi @bonkoboi.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 20:42 UTC

Birthday already?! Time is going by so fast!

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BonkoBoi @bonkoboi.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 17:47 UTC

That’s tough to read.

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BonkoBoi @bonkoboi.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 17:10 UTC

Beefsteak

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BonkoBoi @bonkoboi.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 14:57 UTC

Thanks for your point of view on this! It helped me understand more

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BonkoBoi @bonkoboi.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 13:59 UTC

I’m interested in what this means to you because i don’t really get it but it might be because im actually IN it

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BonkoBoi @bonkoboi.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 00:56 UTC

They’re neat ☺️

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BonkoBoi @bonkoboi.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 16:58 UTC

Healthcare is getting a little less personal

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BonkoBoi @bonkoboi.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 16:02 UTC

You’re telling me a son dried these tomatoes?

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BonkoBoi @bonkoboi.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 14:41 UTC

Wishing you the best in this Mon-est of days

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BonkoBoi @bonkoboi.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 14:26 UTC

That’s a really cool picture

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BonkoBoi @bonkoboi.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 12:46 UTC

Thanks!

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BonkoBoi @bonkoboi.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 12:32 UTC

What’s a “churl”? Like rude/mean person?

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BonkoBoi @bonkoboi.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 10:33 UTC

Like “money” or some actual bread? My wife was trying out some “high protein” breads and they sucked real bad

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BonkoBoi @bonkoboi.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 02:13 UTC

Doodling is fun. They look good!

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