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getting hosed down in a mcdonald’s parking lot

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yes! i’ve dreamed of having one

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it does have a big scary blade. i’ll make sure to be careful

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i got a paper cutter thing so now i can make lil cards and stuff

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clown gravy's avatar clown gravy @clownbaby.bsky.social
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i'm just dancing on my own bro

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⠀🐄⠀'s avatar ⠀🐄⠀ @tweedle.bsky.social
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*cuts thru the clouds and breaks the ceiling*

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before you came into my life, i missed you so bad bro

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didn’t feel like finishing this one

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wife

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the wizard is finished

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Ahhhhh's avatar Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com
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I don’t block anyone if they want to come back to me they can

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getting euthanized by the government at 40 because i can’t dig holes to put the 30 year olds in

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trying to lobby the group chat to include a zoom in of my face where i look unhappy as a teen as a sticker

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Villein's avatar Villein @villein.bsky.social
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i'm reducing my interests down to one (staring at the wall). and i'm willing to go lower

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Villein's avatar Villein @villein.bsky.social
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anyone else notice there are annoying parts of life

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nathan 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈's avatar nathan 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @dipshitass.bsky.social
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humpty dumpty doopty doo, i heart pee and you heart poo

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lanyardigan's avatar lanyardigan @lanyardigan.bsky.social
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There are probably names for the things I experience but will knowing them help me, is the question

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keep going with it then. need to find an audience. i personally ditched alcohol based markers for everything except sketches. got some faber-castell pitt artist brush pens

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yeah. keep refining it and try different materials too. you definitely have a style

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if i actually do get a big art grant for my bullshit i’ll post pics of my weird looking face

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Nurbsy's avatar Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social
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They’re calling it the post that healed a nation

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i really am a weird looking person. kind of rules

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i’ve got that “lurking goon in a david lynch movie” look

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he looks like he could have an evil doppelgänger

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i can do normal drawings too this is one of my favorites

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not beating the “that shit looks like a kid drew it” accusations

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if youre not willing to post the same unpalatable dreck over and over 20 hours a day then youre not cut out to be a poster

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going to make a blog or something about my experiments with fixatives and varnishes before i die from aerosol poisoning

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i didn’t destroy that drawing with varnish. it turned out nice

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a dog goes rollerskating on tuesday 🎨

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JLP's avatar JLP @jlp.bsky.social
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Anyone notice that the structures of our lives need to be completely reorganized

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i don’t work at this restaurant but i’m still serving platters of cunt

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Ahhhhh's avatar Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com
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Anyone want to beat me to a pulp. I’m bored

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women are always sending me letters saying they love how i’m dumb as hell. they’re sooo into how i’m just completely not smart. i have to keep telling them i’m not interested

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it’d look cool in my bandcamp library too ❤️

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yeah i have a non-difficult webdev job. i’d never say “oooh it’s so hard and we’re writing code in the dirt with sticks”. that some junior software dev positions pay nearly $200k a year is ridiculous for what they are

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hello kelsey's avatar hello kelsey @oldkels.bsky.social
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one day i woke up and realized i would never be able to stop myself from writing dangling modifiers so i leveraged my poor grammar to embark on joke-telling entrepreneurialism and seized every moment of ambiguity to deliver the sloppy copy you see today

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looking at the work computer before a long weekend

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