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Col. Boozy Badger

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I’m just saying, the day I realized my spouse has seen just about every true crime murder show ever was the day I started looking at how I could be a better partner.

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Kye Fox's avatar Kye Fox @kyefox.com
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Otters are famously expert in murder

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ShinigamiDad "Designated Dingus"'s avatar ShinigamiDad "Designated Dingus" @marktspence.bsky.social
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<squints at screen> "Hannibal, huh?"

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Col. Boozy Badger's avatar Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.bsky.social
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If making sure I remember to put my socks in the hamper makes their life easier that’s reward enough. Not having my Mac and cheese laced with rat poison is just a bonus.

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hypnic jerkoff's avatar hypnic jerkoff @birdgehrl.bsky.social
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these dudes have no idea how many of their great grannies slipped their husbands a little this or that since cooking is woman's work

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