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Ataxia Online

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Ryan from Ohio
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People who still post on Twitter must hate themselves more than Elon Musk hates his children who aren't named y=mx+b

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My cousin knows a guy who has a car that runs on water. He has to stay off the grid though, because the government would kill him to keep it a secret.

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I did my part to save Red Lobster today. Have you?

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Thank You For Smoking. Libertarians go nuts for that movie, but I like it because it's basically a movie about how debating is all about style, not substance. It's a complete repudiation of debate-bro culture.

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Quitting Shadow of the Erdtree to go play Hello Kitty Island Adventure, because of DEI.

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"After three days I will rise again" - Noam Chomsky

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Picturing an episode of The Newsroom on HBO where they get all teary-eyed arguing about whether to report that Noam Chomsky is dead or not.

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She's a 70-year-old playground bully, lmao

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Taylor Swift would not piss on her fans if they were on fire.

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How come they never made a movie called BIG Soldiers?

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Like, this is 100% what happened with JK Rowling. She's always been smug as hell, and she's only gotten worse over the years.

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My theory is that, for a lot of these people, politics has always been about moral posturing and feeling superior. Getting even the mildest pushback made them switch sides so they can continue feeling smarter than other people.

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Everything is Satanic except for Satan himself, who is cool actually.

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Every fucking energy drink nowadays is candy flavored.

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So, that Ridley Scott Napoleon movie didn't even cover the part of his life where Bill and Ted brought him to the future to eat ice cream. So much for historical accuracy.

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Guy whose favorite song is the "Jingle Bells" cover where it's barked by a bunch of dogs.

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Oh, all of the sudden it's not cool to have a worm eat your brain anymore? Oh my bad. Fucking snowflakes.

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The virgin socialist: "You people have worms in your brains." The Chad RFK Jr.: "Yes."

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Yeah, I call him "So damn Insane"

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Next time you read some nasty anti-Palestine comments online, just remember there's a 50/50 chance it's a paid troll.

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What's up with youtubers not knowing how to pronounce any god damn words in the English language?

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How AI is going: I googled “they pay me in woims” looking for this Nancy panel and the third result was a straightfaced SEO article called “They Pay Me In Woims: The Truth About This Bizarre Form Of Payment”

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I miss the days where the internet wasn't real life.

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These are all just Barry Keoghan

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Anyone who knows me knows that I'm serious about this.

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I am now convinced that Israel's strategy here is to completely destroy Gaza and hope that people forget all about this over the coming decades.

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I am so sick of movies and tv shows that are vaguely against wealthy corporations getting all this praise as if they're making any sort of legitimate critique, and not simply using the popular tropes of the times.

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Are we sure cancer killed OJ? Did they make cancer put the glove on to confirm it?

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POOR senior citizens, you mean.

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Jon Stewart is fundamentally unserious when it comes to Israel and Gaza.

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Content creators who primarily make content about other content creators are the saddest people in the world.

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It's cool how Eli Roth is both a completely talentless hack, and also has shit politics.

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Glad to see Hewlett Packard is making vehicles now.

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Honestly it blows my mind that people have just been posting as normal over there since the takeover. Have a little self respect!

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NYT Opinion: Why Can't We Just Eat the Poor? by Lionel VanderShit

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The IDF kills aid workers on purpose, pass it on.

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Shuftsh is how I tell people to shut up when I'm drunk.

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This is discrimination against your... *checks notes* average conservative.

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The Heritage Foundation, The Brookings Institute, RAND, take your pick. They all just copy each other and spread the same bullshit.

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One of these days, it's gonna come out that Elon Musk hasn't been the acting CEO of Tesla or SpaceX in at least a year, and that he was quietly replaced behind the scenes.

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We literally do have an infrastructure problem, so pardon me if that was everyone's knee-jerk reaction.

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One day, I'm gonna be an old man. And they'll STILL be talking about Jonbenet Ramsey's killer.

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Ronna McDaniel's mother is also named Ronna? So she's Ronna Jr? lmao

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This P Diddy stuff is absolutely fucked.

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Jobst is a clown who makes clickbait for a living.

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The gamer youtubers you watch are also trying to up their view counts. They are not your friends.

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If I was a furry, I'd be like a donkupine or something.

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This is how most old people I know form their opinions. Anecdotes, confirmation bias, and good old-fashioned underestimation of anyone younger than them.

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What do you mean RIP doesn't stand for Reese is Pieces.

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RIP Toby Queef, fukken got his ass.

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