Mags Colvett

@magscolv.bsky.social

How AI is going: I googled “they pay me in woims” looking for this Nancy panel and the third result was a straightfaced SEO article called “They Pay Me In Woims: The Truth About This Bizarre Form Of Payment”

Dec 06, 2023 at 22:07 UTC

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couch appreciator @minndb.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 07, 2023 at 18:49 UTC

This is the greatest

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Chloë Lum @compulsiveobserver.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 06, 2023 at 23:50 UTC

The enshitification of the internet is about to be total, AI garbage is about to make searches completely useless.

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HouseFuzz @housefuzz.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 08, 2023 at 07:47 UTC

I tried a prompt - "a kid wearing white pants, a white shirt and a black jacket with a white hat. He's holding a bucket of worms with a text bubble that says 'they pay me in woims.'" And this is what I got

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Le Rouge, Zut Alors!! @greenakers.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 07, 2023 at 01:39 UTC

WoimsCoin is absolutely going to crash some hedge fund when it zeroes out

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Uh Oh @sharghettio.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 09, 2023 at 02:15 UTC

Samantha is on to something big here

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SB @scottbrowne.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 07, 2023 at 12:35 UTC

@ityslmemes.com

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Taka Hanazawa @takahanazawa.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 06, 2023 at 23:56 UTC

Ahahhaha

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Taka Hanazawa @takahanazawa.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 06, 2023 at 23:52 UTC

Hahhaha oh my god

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ganondorf packwatch @pfish.zone
[ View ] Dec 07, 2023 at 03:08 UTC

I don’t hate the idea of using “getting paid in woims” as a term for getting “paid” in exposure or the like

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Silly Rookie @sillyrookie.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 07, 2023 at 22:20 UTC

Good lord.

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Senrab @senrab.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 07, 2023 at 19:12 UTC

If you go to that article and click on the author's name it just takes you to the homepage lmao

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Rich Burroughs @richburroughs.dev
[ View ] Dec 07, 2023 at 02:59 UTC

I’m shocked to learn that woims are not backed by any financial institution or government.

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Sandra Newman @sannewman.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 08, 2023 at 18:25 UTC

This is going to stop being so funny when the new AI that now runs every HR department institutes payment in woims

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Jesse Locker @jessemlocker.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 07, 2023 at 03:33 UTC

This is one of the best things I've ever seen

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Jeremy's... Iron 🍉🌻🌈 @bangatank.bsky.social
[ View ] Jan 20, 2024 at 04:59 UTC

📌

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Jay "Ceasefire" Parr @crankypacifist.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 07, 2023 at 00:28 UTC

As a guy trying to teach effective writing to university students, this pisses me right the hell off.

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Mixed Meta4 @m1xedmeta4.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 07, 2023 at 13:45 UTC

I remember reading this comic strip when I was a kid. This is a great article.

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Most Holy Order Hall & Oates @julieofthespirits.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 07, 2023 at 00:18 UTC

"woims are not backed by any financial institution or government" they might be once milei is done with argentina

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TrickyC (he/him) @trickyc66.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 06, 2023 at 23:13 UTC

lordy begordy

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Brigid Keely She/Her @brigid.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 07, 2023 at 00:20 UTC

Old Nancy is hosted on gocomics.com if you felt up to digging through the archives. The pants Nancy is wearing looks Bushmill-era - she wore those as snowpants, I think.

www.gocomics.com/nancy-classi...

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🍉 I Love Pets Four Hundred Twenty @ilovepets420.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 07, 2023 at 02:25 UTC

This rules actually. If we're gonna have disinformation machines then at least let's have some good clean fun too

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Jeff Lanam @jefflanam.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 07, 2023 at 01:06 UTC

Maybe they're actually paying Sluggo in eels, right @greenleejw.bsky.social

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Abby @abbylark.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 07, 2023 at 05:51 UTC

Woimcoins

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SNESley Wipes @punchitbaby.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 07, 2023 at 12:59 UTC

I’ve only been here less than a week but this is the best post I’ve seen so far. Excellent woik.

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remembersonly @remembersonly.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 07, 2023 at 12:50 UTC

Being on the internet with AI is like being in a meeting with a person that doesn’t have a point to make but loves to talk.

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remembersonly @remembersonly.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 07, 2023 at 12:49 UTC

What’s annoying is it sits in an uncanny valley that makes me question all content. Some people don’t write well but still have a point if you read through it. Now I suspect anyone that loses the narrative thread or mixes metaphors of being ai and all content becomes just a little more pointless

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remembersonly @remembersonly.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 07, 2023 at 12:05 UTC

Wow what a strange fresh wriggling hell we’ve stepped into

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Zelph @zelph.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 07, 2023 at 01:54 UTC

It seems like a bizarre mix of cryptocurrency and actual worms What is great is that it perfectly showcases how AIs are unable to understand context at all, or just unable to understand (because you know, it's a machine)

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L.A. Ram Dass @cojoproton.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 06, 2023 at 23:43 UTC

🎵Bones are their money, and so are woims🎵

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Dave LaFontaine @davelf.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 15, 2023 at 19:02 UTC

BRB going to launch WoimCoin, a distributed payment system that also aerates and conditions the soil It's a Green Economy home run!

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Kaia Vintr @kaiavintr.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 06, 2023 at 23:45 UTC

imagining someone trying to pay in woims at the upscale bar where the hyperdactylous woman in the article's picture is working

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Globsters, Inc. @globstersinc.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 07, 2023 at 16:47 UTC

Browsing all future articles for their superfluous fingers to verify whether a person wrote it like a living CAPTCHA

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Sandeha Lynch @sandehalynch.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 07, 2023 at 10:26 UTC

It's too weird for reality. I got an email this morning (straight to the SPAM folder, ofc). "Open Now: Ride the Bitcoin Wave, Transform Your Dentistry with OpenAI ChatGPT. Your Chance Has Arrived!" They are burning up a planet for this?

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Atty. Maloney @criminaltrevor.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 07, 2023 at 00:37 UTC

I might be a little dumb, but I don't really understand. What's this article written by an AI program? Why? Just to make a web page to sell ad space?

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2024 DREAD….Alison, still resisting 🌊 @resistingalison.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 07, 2023 at 07:52 UTC

I could do without ever having seen the phrase “influencer marketing”.

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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 07, 2023 at 00:05 UTC

money can be exchanged for woims and services

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mjfgates @mjfgates.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 07, 2023 at 12:39 UTC

They go through all this and can't get above third? AI, humph.

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yͤ winged cloud of talquinia @cloudtools.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 07, 2023 at 20:53 UTC

Apologies if someone already tagged you, @nancycomics.bsky.social

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marlo @marlo.ooo
[ View ] Dec 07, 2023 at 02:33 UTC

finally an excuse to post this again after making it on twitter

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@shipscrewunscrewer.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 07, 2023 at 08:59 UTC

The Klingons would like this

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Willie Jack's Favorite Uncle @dandantransient.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 08, 2023 at 01:49 UTC

So the highlighted parts just say it's another way to say bartering, which to me makes it all kinds make logical sense in a way.

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ConsiderDegrowth @capitalismkills.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 07, 2023 at 06:56 UTC

I laughed a bunch over this. Sluggo. Woims. SO GREAT

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ConsiderDegrowth @capitalismkills.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 07, 2023 at 06:12 UTC

Funny stupid scary

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ᕼᕮY I'ᗰ, ＫᖇＹᔕＴi D. @totallynomadic.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 22, 2024 at 10:49 UTC

Love Nancy👌👍 Generative AI articles... No, no love. It's made of woims.

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braak @braak.bsky.social
[ View ] Jan 19, 2024 at 14:29 UTC

this is kind of incredible though, just as a scam; they must be building a mechanism to procedurally create fake looking articles based on searches, right? This essentially has to be fully automated, no human being would authorize this.

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Daks @daks.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 07, 2023 at 07:21 UTC

I was hacked....all my woims...gone

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Dandy G @dangyd.bsky.social
[ View ] Jan 13, 2024 at 16:17 UTC

i'm always saying that my employer pays me in woims, this is a very common saying

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Shirou Nightshade @snightshade.com
[ View ] Dec 06, 2023 at 23:48 UTC

This is so negligent. Why are they letting shit like this get published online when there’s no one ensuring quality. It’s just filling up search results as a waste of space. making it harder and harder to find quality information on more niche subjects too. Gods help us in the coming dark age

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Great Joe @greatjoe.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 07, 2023 at 10:01 UTC

I think we're approaching a period where Google stops being a provider of information at all, and the sell becomes a kind of tourism for these computer generated articles.

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Anna | Podcaster, librarian, artist, gardener @aos.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 08, 2023 at 02:28 UTC

"In today's modern economy"

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comedianww @comedianww.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 06, 2023 at 23:53 UTC

Is that why locals never tell me about their Hidden Trail system?

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@scorriganworks.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 07, 2023 at 02:02 UTC

Ok so who is Samantha Lee ?

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smedley butlerian jihad @gammarayghoul.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 07, 2023 at 01:22 UTC

I love that it always reads like a bad high school essay.

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Strange_Bundle @strangebundle.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 07, 2023 at 07:39 UTC

What in the woild

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Éskʷətayit ΘΔ (🧠🌶️ & 🐾) @joxter.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 22, 2024 at 06:25 UTC

it's. it's s........scrip..............

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Kansas Blueblood @kansasblueblood.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 06, 2023 at 23:32 UTC

*sensible_chuckle.gif*

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Indorfin @indorfin.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 22, 2024 at 06:04 UTC

I want to like this again.

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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 07, 2023 at 12:39 UTC

This is extremely dire and worrisome for the future of our jobs and civilization, and also, I haven't stopped laughing for five solid minutes.

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Diverse Interest Holder @muchomaas.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 07, 2023 at 01:36 UTC

Investing all my money into woims

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Simone Roberto @kensroberts.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 07, 2023 at 00:52 UTC

The Venn diagram for my enjoyment and hatred of this is a single, uniform circle.

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Steve Daniels @steve-daniels.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 07, 2023 at 02:25 UTC

I'ma make a digital currency called Woims.

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Pomo Thug @psiop.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 07, 2023 at 04:01 UTC

I am being paid in woims tonight.

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Captain Ambivalent (comedy music/musical comedy) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com
[ View ] Dec 08, 2023 at 15:00 UTC

* WoimsInvolveRiskOfRobin

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ok city ok @krogerfoot.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 07, 2023 at 01:04 UTC

Sorry for the tangent, but what’s the term for this kind of spelling that renders different accents like this? Is it sight dialect, or am I making that up/having a stroke?

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Piatto Delgatto @piattodelgatto.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 06, 2023 at 23:47 UTC

Woims and other compostable securities: an appraisal

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Riley Black 🦕 🏳️‍⚧️ @restingdinoface.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 07, 2023 at 12:43 UTC

“woims can also be used to obtain experiences and opportunities that would otherwise be difficult to access. For example, an adventurous individual might trade a jar of woims for a guided tour of a hidden hiking trail known only to locals.” Woims - everywhere you want to be

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The Farmer Jones @thefarmerjones.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 22, 2024 at 10:52 UTC

“Woims are not backed by any financial institution or government” is going to stay with me.

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@bryanburns.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 07, 2023 at 22:03 UTC

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Jim Hutcheon @jimhutch.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 07, 2023 at 02:30 UTC

I wondered what a search for "Diet of Woims" would yield

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Capt. Curt Jackson @captaincurt.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 22, 2024 at 06:42 UTC

So we probably should stop googling shit? 👀🫣

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Don Z @cooldmz.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 07, 2023 at 07:15 UTC

Samantha Lee worked very hard on that article

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Lawler Hix, Digital Femboy & Shitposter AI Vtuber @lawlznet.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 07, 2023 at 19:41 UTC

don't you know? #woimcoin is rising.

gotta get in on the action. you could be the next Same FriedMan.

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Major League Troller @rockers.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 07, 2023 at 20:42 UTC

SEO shit flooding every search engine is making me straight up turn into the fucking joker. Decades of curating a massive, powerful collection of all the world's knowledge drowned out by shitheads vying for that 3-cent ad revenue click. The most extreme example of "boring dystopia" out there.

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Randy Coppinger @randycoppinger.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 07, 2023 at 15:03 UTC

Paying rent and buying groceries exclusively in woims from now on.

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Iskaral Pust @iskaral-pust.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 22, 2024 at 07:28 UTC

Making me think maybe we need some sort of signed tag we can add to sites to indicate that the content is entirely human-generated, which can be revoked if violations are detected. Then I can tell my browser to ignore any site without the tag.

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Matt Wagner @mattwag.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 08, 2023 at 06:07 UTC

It’s me. I’m the one that has been whispering about being paid in woims

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Phil Bluesky @philisit.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 06, 2023 at 23:17 UTC

That's what the AI thinks human money is.

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Bill Shirley @bshirley.shirl.com
[ View ] Dec 07, 2023 at 16:00 UTC

an exercise in filling column inches?

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Jimmy (Ø) Jim (Ø) James @jimmyjimjames.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 07, 2023 at 02:24 UTC

I think Lore Culture will be how we cope with AI

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Dr. Wombat @aspyre.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 07, 2023 at 01:55 UTC

I am now choosing to believe influencers are paid in literal woims.

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Death and Gravity @bushidosquirrel.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 06, 2023 at 23:16 UTC

if my woims aren’t FDIC insured i don’t want em

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Mx. L. Christopher Bird (California Kestis) @zenmondo.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 06, 2023 at 23:41 UTC

That's it, I am minting a shitcoin called woim to be sold in e-jars and traded for cave tours.

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David @daviderroll.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 07, 2023 at 13:49 UTC

Lest we forget, this is currently being litigated:
www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/uni...

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@simonball57.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 07, 2023 at 07:17 UTC

www.trusselltrust.org/what-we-do/ its another way to less #jobs

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Makka Pakka Flame @makkapakkaflame.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 07, 2023 at 11:38 UTC

Everybody laughed when El Salvador put all their money into woims, but look at them now, hiking all the coolest trails

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Deano 🏳️‍🌈 @deanosaur.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 07, 2023 at 08:08 UTC

This is why ad revenue shouldn't be a thing. Make all advertisements illegal. All websites should be like PBS. That would probably kill most clickbait or shit like this. I don't care if this is too extreme or unrealistic. I just don't think ads should exist.

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Deano 🏳️‍🌈 @deanosaur.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 07, 2023 at 08:02 UTC

This is actually me pitching the poorly thought out currency system for the MMO my team is making in my basement.

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Golgo 1312 @whatroughbeast.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 07, 2023 at 08:53 UTC

I really really like how influencers are commonly paid in woims here

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JBerg @noodlestormmachine.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 22, 2024 at 06:47 UTC

The future looks bright!

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Erik Sofge @esofge.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 12, 2023 at 16:08 UTC

This post shamed them into changing the article...but it's still obviously written by AI:
www.ownyourownfuture.com/they-pay-me-...

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Apricot Dog @apricotdog.com
[ View ] Dec 07, 2023 at 00:57 UTC

Where's Nancy from? That strip looks really familiar.

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BRANN @vikingwolfhimbo.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 07, 2023 at 01:05 UTC

it goes without saying that all their cover pictures are AI-generated too; here's one where they made it draw a charizard www.ownyourownfuture.com/is-the-chari...

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The Man From Rio @themanfromrio.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 07, 2023 at 06:35 UTC

"Yar, I'll take ye on me boat if ya be willin' to part with that bucket o mighty fine woims I see ye be carrying."

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Christine E. Hamm @chamm6.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 08, 2023 at 17:38 UTC

This is hysterical. I want to be paid in woims now.

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man chunk @manchunk.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 07, 2023 at 06:55 UTC

The article ignores the fact that its perfectly normal to be paid in woims if you work for a skeleton (woims are their money)

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LOREM OPOSSUM - Coward of Technology @plaguedaemonart.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 07, 2023 at 00:15 UTC

The article constantly reminds the reader that paying people in woims is reasonable despite being buck wild

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Fluffy Car @amazingmagda.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 07, 2023 at 17:47 UTC

.. is Samantha Lee even real?👁️👁️

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Fluffy Car @amazingmagda.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 07, 2023 at 17:45 UTC

this is so bad- reminds me of some articles we were supposed to write when I was learning English at school

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Call me Umma - Outside Agitator @ummagummibear.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 07, 2023 at 06:01 UTC

This is outdated advice. I twaded in all my cuwwency for a jaw of bit-woims. They're non-fungible!

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RDS (formerly shawphd) @rds773.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 06, 2023 at 23:58 UTC

It “understands” that “woims” refers to wiggly invertebrates but not that they are actually *worms*.

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Jesse Berney @jesseberney.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 06, 2023 at 23:35 UTC

How dare you insult the hard-hitting journalism of Samantha Lee.

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Viola Smart @smartvpants.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 07, 2023 at 16:16 UTC

Relevant

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Adz/FullMETAL, delivers correct opinions poorly & eats cheese @adzfm.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 07, 2023 at 00:12 UTC

Why does an increasing amount of businss articles about paying for goods always end up going to bartering, and then taking a hard U-turn back to "but capitalism tho" right before the end zone?

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Uthor @uthor.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 07, 2023 at 13:32 UTC

It got a click and some ad revenue. Seems to be working exactly as intended.

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Dr. Drew Brayshaw 🌊🪨 @drewbrayshaw.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 07, 2023 at 01:54 UTC

I started singing this to the tune of Tom Waits "Pay me". 🎶🎵They pay me in woims, keeping me stoned...🎶🎵

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I Am A Pyrite King @iamapyriteking.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 22, 2024 at 13:58 UTC

Now I want to look up the Diet of Worms, to see what AI-generated hell I come up against.

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toby1kenobi @toby1kenobi.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 22, 2024 at 11:00 UTC

This seems all too plausible, I can't find that page though - is it gone already?

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Bob Q! @robotjq.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 07, 2023 at 01:27 UTC

What on EARTH

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First Mate Slaggy McWaggy @slaggymcwaggy.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 07, 2023 at 02:22 UTC

More hard hitting journalism from Samantha Lee www.ownyourownfuture.com/they-pay-me-...

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First Mate Slaggy McWaggy @slaggymcwaggy.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 07, 2023 at 02:18 UTC

Okay but this is an amazing read though 💀

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Mariana en el cielo azul @marianitica.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 07, 2023 at 05:20 UTC

@dianainthesky.bsky.social

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wednesday @mx0x20wednesday.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 07, 2023 at 20:46 UTC

i know this is a terrible sign for society but this is sending me

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contagonist @contagonist.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 07, 2023 at 14:18 UTC

its real lmao the internet is fucked

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Edward Anderson📽️ @readwryt.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 07, 2023 at 02:25 UTC

Ok, I kinda get what this person writing the article is saying, but why would she not even MENTION the Nancy comic?

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Keith Allison @suburbanpagan.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 07, 2023 at 03:39 UTC

Whatever havoc AI may cause might be worth it just for this.

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c______z @boshyboo.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 06, 2023 at 22:39 UTC

Can't a guy just try to earn a days fair amount of woims these days without having to compete with computers now? smh

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Neil Polowin @neilpolowin.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 07, 2023 at 23:14 UTC

It's even infesting online apparel stores.

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dreadtoaster @dreadtoaster.bsky.social
[ View ] Jan 07, 2024 at 20:42 UTC

good news, they updated it. bad news, that means it’s mutating

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Flopsie @flopsie.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 07, 2023 at 04:24 UTC

I will say- as factual analysis, the ai response leaves much to be desired, but that is some primo bullshitting.

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Avram Grumer @avramg.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 06, 2023 at 23:15 UTC

The text in that last shot looks like it was cribbed from an article on crypto-currencies.

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Sinboy @sinboy.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 08, 2023 at 11:05 UTC

It was nice having an internet that was useful for finding anything.

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Levom Jevub @levomjevub.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 06, 2023 at 23:43 UTC

That's excellent hiking advice, as well. The Boy Scouts consider a jar of woims one the Ten Essentials for camping, along with a compass, a flashlight, and a bucket of boids.

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Buttadeus @thewanderingjew.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 06, 2023 at 22:20 UTC

the best part of this is that it seems to swerve between "woims" as a metaphor and literally getting paid in worms.

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🦾 Fit⁷ 💎 Cogito Ergo Cum 💅 chronic (iTH) @fit7.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 07, 2023 at 01:57 UTC

woims

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Yarner of the Setting Sun @yarner.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 22, 2024 at 08:06 UTC

Does this mean that these seo articles are being created on the fly as soon as the query is typed or that there has been a measurable search influx for "they pay me in woims"?

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Elena (Bardo Arc) @sorcerershomie.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 06, 2023 at 23:34 UTC

Jaw on the floor

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Pearce @pearced.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 07, 2023 at 03:17 UTC

Non-Vertebrate Tokens

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Bonpri 🦇✨ @bonpri.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 13, 2023 at 02:16 UTC

every day I’m bummed out that AI is being pushed for commercial purposes instead of shitpost generators, “Woims as Experiences and Opportunities” is so good otherwise

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