Brant in Real Life

Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 22:37 UTC

The discourse about replacing Biden has gotten rancid. Might I suggest we all find unity in our one true love, hating cyber trucks and laughing at their owners?

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Brant in Real Life @brantcroucher.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 00:12 UTC

Awful scene man

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Brant in Real Life @brantcroucher.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 00:03 UTC

Ear hair???? What the fuck

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Brant in Real Life @brantcroucher.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 20:12 UTC

I sent an email to a client that included the line “hope July is working out for you so far” and I am not going to send a follow up just going to let that line linger, burn.

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Brant in Real Life @brantcroucher.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 14:30 UTC

I’ve had too much coffee this morning and I don’t care who knows about it. I won’t live in shame. This is me.

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Brant in Real Life @brantcroucher.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 14:28 UTC

It’s seems awful, to be honest. Your life is not your own. Stability is an outlier.

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Brant in Real Life @brantcroucher.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 14:24 UTC

This party is my personal hell.

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Brant in Real Life @brantcroucher.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 14:18 UTC

Oh for sure! It was quite a spectacle, to be sure.

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Brant in Real Life @brantcroucher.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 14:16 UTC

Willing to confirm this right here in front of God and Bluesky.

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Brant in Real Life @brantcroucher.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 14:14 UTC

As a Texas fan, that’s why I love it. Give me all the horns downs. It’s at its absolute best when Texas isn’t even involved in the game.

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Brant in Real Life @brantcroucher.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 14:11 UTC

College Athletic Department Credo: Always Be Fundraising, Ya Heard?

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Brant in Real Life @brantcroucher.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 12:53 UTC

The hills are alive with the righteous sounds of shred. #AustrianGP

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Brant in Real Life @brantcroucher.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 21:40 UTC

I am in this screen-cap and… I don’t mind it.

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Brant in Real Life @brantcroucher.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 21:38 UTC

It’s been so long since I’ve had one of those it actually sounds quite good

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Brant in Real Life @brantcroucher.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 20:23 UTC

Bought an athletic headband off of instagram thanks to a targeted ad how bow dat

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Brant in Real Life @brantcroucher.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 20:17 UTC

Also: fuck you if you oppose people’s right to marriage, gay or otherwise. Literally grow up.

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Brant in Real Life @brantcroucher.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 20:16 UTC

I don’t know why anyone would not want to officiate a wedding between two consenting adults who love one another but this smacks of activism which conservatives have complained about for years and I guess now have decided it’s a pretty good way to make a point?

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Brant in Real Life @brantcroucher.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 13:10 UTC

Sorry to all affected (🙏🏻) but this is a good debate tweet.

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Brant in Real Life @brantcroucher.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 02:39 UTC

I just going to say that all of this is a lot easier than democrats make it and I don’t know why they can’t ever figure this out.

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Brant in Real Life @brantcroucher.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 02:37 UTC

It doesn’t matter. People just want to hear him say the things. There’s comfort in hearing the things you want him to say. It doesn’t matter if they’re based in reality.

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Brant in Real Life @brantcroucher.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 02:33 UTC

I didn’t watch it but this is the least surprising news I’ve heard today/this week/this year/my life.

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Brant in Real Life @brantcroucher.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 02:32 UTC

“stretched the truth” is lying with a glow-up.

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Brant in Real Life @brantcroucher.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 20:22 UTC

Also 27:17 may work here.

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Brant in Real Life @brantcroucher.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 20:21 UTC

Damn that’s a move. T’s and P’s.

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Brant in Real Life @brantcroucher.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 13:48 UTC

Good morning the Astros are back to .500 baseball is so good

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Brant in Real Life @brantcroucher.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 18:37 UTC

I do enjoy the Very Online Guy calling the former A&M coach a “trader” who is going to “get his, one of these days.” And what is that, exactly? Crypto? Fur pelts? SPICES FROM THE ORIENT?

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Brant in Real Life @brantcroucher.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 15:58 UTC

Down near Ellington today and I still nerd out every time I see the Blue Angels flying.

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Brant in Real Life @brantcroucher.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 03:19 UTC

LMK if runners will be in Harris County.

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Brant in Real Life @brantcroucher.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 03:02 UTC

“No one has ever died from it being too warm outside” is an incredible sentence. Man’s just like “exertional heatstroke is a tool of leftist media”

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Brant in Real Life @brantcroucher.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 02:52 UTC

Air-conditioned theater camp and pronouns has launched me to the moon

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Brant in Real Life @brantcroucher.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 02:50 UTC

It was my understanding we could just keep drinking like we’re in our 20s and everything would sort of work out in life but this is making me reconsider

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