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The discourse about replacing Biden has gotten rancid. Might I suggest we all find unity in our one true love, hating cyber trucks and laughing at their owners?

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Saw 1 last week at REI. It was bigger and uglier than the photos portray and I'm not even sure how that's possible.

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ddouglas 💎 🇺🇦 🦋 's avatar ddouglas 💎 🇺🇦 🦋 @dd9000.bsky.social
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T is a deteriorating dementia-riddled sociopath and has been for the past 8 years but the GOP has defended him tooth and nail. Biden has some senior moments and Ds decide to attack en masse rather than defend. I don't get it.

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Alek's avatar Alek @alek18.bsky.social
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“The mess that this guy went through with two basically brand new Cybertrucks is nuts” Look honey, I'm not feeling bad about your problems when you decided to buy a car that looks and feels like it's been designed by a four-year-old kid. Go buy a real truck, ffs.

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Traveller In Black's avatar Traveller In Black @traveller-in-black.bsky.social
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Always here to call a Cybertruck an Incel Camino!

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Stephen's avatar Stephen @ennead.bsky.social
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I saw my first one on the road a few hours ago. I thought people were exaggerating, but it truly was the ugliest vehicle I've ever seen!

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The Lady Halibut 's avatar The Lady Halibut @halibut.bsky.social
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I dislike the term “frunk”.

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GoodCitizen's avatar GoodCitizen @goodcitizen.bsky.social
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Ridiculous vehicles

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Bernard Leclair's avatar Bernard Leclair @bernardleclair.bsky.social
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Oops had forgotten the video of the knock off. It has a lower retail price also.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=deGf...

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Bernard Leclair's avatar Bernard Leclair @bernardleclair.bsky.social
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Have you seen the Chinese knock off version? Looks a lot better than the original.🤣

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🏳️‍⚧️🔞Bunny Bismuth: Bun To Be Wild🔞🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar 🏳️‍⚧️🔞Bunny Bismuth: Bun To Be Wild🔞🏳️‍⚧️ @bunny.bismuth.gay
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I saw one around here in this pissant town, twice. It made me unhappy.

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James Carrier's avatar James Carrier @studiousbadger.bsky.social
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“Old school lockout tools”

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Sarah's avatar Sarah @sosomanysarahs.bsky.social
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One of my neighbors got one! We live in fucking townhouses! This is not a development where people typically drive $100K cars!

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Public Universal Ally's avatar Public Universal Ally @returnofmccarthy.bsky.social
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I've yet to see one

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AppliedNewtonianOnEarth's avatar AppliedNewtonianOnEarth @refunfunyadora.bsky.social
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Every time I see one -- photo or IRL -- I think of Damnation Alley. The vehicle in the movie doesn't look like this, but I recall the cover art of my copy of the Zelazny novel looking similar. It's probably packed away in a box somewhere. Haven't seen the book in years

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Asher Langton's avatar Asher Langton @asherlangton.bsky.social
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The word “frunk” fills me with existential despair.

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Josh Turner's avatar Josh Turner @shuadc.bsky.social
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Biden replaced on the ticket with Not A Cybertruck; Not a Cybertruck captures 80 percent of the vote

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Catherine the 🍓Redhead 's avatar Catherine the 🍓Redhead @rapieress.bsky.social
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😂😂😂

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civ - 🇵🇸 🕎 ☮️ - end the genocide now's avatar civ - 🇵🇸 🕎 ☮️ - end the genocide now @uncivil.bsky.social
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this sparks joy

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Buy cheap crap products; get cheap crap products results.

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acerbic otter is HOT (NO not like THAT)'s avatar acerbic otter is HOT (NO not like THAT) @acerbicotter.bsky.social
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endorsed!

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KaffeTakk's avatar KaffeTakk @kaffetakk.bsky.social
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bsky.app/profile/murb...

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BikeMikeBike's avatar BikeMikeBike @thespinner.bsky.social
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Saw one up close yesterday while walking to lunch and gave the driver a double thumbs down. He smiled and waved at me. Just a couple of trolls in a standoff, I guess.

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Nataly 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar Nataly 🏳️‍⚧️ @nightpups.bsky.social
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2 months each, I think that might be above average for time between critical failures.

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Kevin is on the road to nowhere's avatar Kevin is on the road to nowhere @mwgore.bsky.social
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🤣

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Dan of La Mancha's avatar Dan of La Mancha @knitdan.bsky.social
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Jalopnik writing about a brand new jalopy

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Schmutzie 🦉's avatar Schmutzie 🦉 @schmutzie.com
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I read a Reddit cybertruck owners post to, and they say things like "it was was delivered with broken AC, its panels needed adjusting, and it cut me, but I'm looking forward to driving it once it gets out of the shop for the second time in 4 weeks."

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MOAR grits, please!'s avatar MOAR grits, please! @moarchampers.bsky.social
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I read in my local paper that a Tesla was involved in in an accident a mile and a half from my house and I was pissed I didn't see it.

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John ✦°'s avatar John ✦° @johnchavez.io
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Ive seen truckload of them and I have seen a couple on the road in different colors - Horrid in any combination 🤢

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Love how his baby’s glamorshot looks like the door came from some other cybercuck’s lemon.

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Kristina of ⭐️⭐️'s avatar Kristina of ⭐️⭐️ @maytagsmom.bsky.social
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Someone posted that they are a Temu Delorean, and it’s the most perfect thing I’ve ever read.

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JustCynthia 's avatar JustCynthia @cynthianevil.bsky.social
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I Dissent Cha Cha's avatar I Dissent Cha Cha @rachacha.bsky.social
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You might.

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Catbus 's avatar Catbus @catbus.bsky.social
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this is absolutely incredible lmao

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ElevenZ's avatar ElevenZ @11z.bsky.social
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U-N-I-S-K-Y

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Diana's avatar Diana @dianajbm.bsky.social
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There are several near me I see in the wild. Last week, there was one in the Home Depot lot. I kid you not, we had maybe twenty people gather, laugh, and wonder if we would get a glimpse of the dumbass who bought the thing.

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Marc Reeve's avatar Marc Reeve @cmraman.bsky.social
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About got blinded by the sun reflecting off one this evening (must have been brand new as it was still shiny, most of the ones I see are tarnished and filthy)

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anitamargarita's avatar anitamargarita @anitamargarita.bsky.social
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Yes, thank you

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Simon Like's avatar Simon Like @simonlike.bsky.social
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Hmmm. It does have an appeal.

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Leanna Renee Hieber's avatar Leanna Renee Hieber @leannareneehieber.bsky.social
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Saw my first one in the wild in Upstate NY the other day and the CONVULSIVE laugh that absolutely ERUPTED out of me is clearly the ONLY response to experiencing one of these things in person. You think you have a sense of their out-of-scale ugliness but nothing can prepare you for the real thing.

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Meredith Tarr's avatar Meredith Tarr @smoemeth.bsky.social
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The one thing we can all agree on

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Brant in Real Life 's avatar Brant in Real Life @brantcroucher.bsky.social
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There are so many of these parked off 290. Such a difficult situation, having to see them.

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