☭ Ro Laren, Unpenised Man

☭ Ro Laren, Unpenised Man @bro-laren.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 03:20 UTC

Caveat emptor doesn't apply to fraud sweetie

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☭ Ro Laren, Unpenised Man @bro-laren.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:57 UTC

This site was better before the liberals got here. Tell a liberal to leave bluesky today

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☭ Ro Laren, Unpenised Man @bro-laren.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 00:18 UTC

Why

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☭ Ro Laren, Unpenised Man @bro-laren.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 00:15 UTC

Well sounds like it that was a known contingency he shouldn't have made the promise in the first

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☭ Ro Laren, Unpenised Man @bro-laren.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 23:27 UTC

And on top of that we just got a supreme court rolling saying the president can do whatever the president wants with impunity. How is he using that to his advantage to fulfill his promise?

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☭ Ro Laren, Unpenised Man @bro-laren.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 22:54 UTC

Idk is there one of those funny German words for promising something in order to get votes knowing you probably won't be able to achieve it?

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☭ Ro Laren, Unpenised Man @bro-laren.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 22:28 UTC

85% of autistic people are refused employment in a country where having a job is required to keep a roof over your head and you'll be thrown in jail if you don't have a roof over your head. We are being eradicated. Happy disability awareness month.

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☭ Ro Laren, Unpenised Man @bro-laren.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 22:27 UTC

Then why'd he promise it

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☭ Ro Laren, Unpenised Man @bro-laren.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 22:15 UTC

I feel like if Clinton has been in office we may have gotten a miniscule EITC expansion for one tax period and a single paper mask with "all in this together" written on it in sharpie

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☭ Ro Laren, Unpenised Man @bro-laren.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 22:11 UTC

Trump was pressured into giving significant cash disbursements to every citizen in America, multiple times. Biden got half a check out the door and then told us to shut up, COVID was over.

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☭ Ro Laren, Unpenised Man @bro-laren.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 22:02 UTC

Roe fell because Biden, who promised to codify, let it die. Hope that helps.

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☭ Ro Laren, Unpenised Man @bro-laren.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 21:57 UTC

Then why post it?

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☭ Ro Laren, Unpenised Man @bro-laren.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 20:06 UTC

And do you think you'll reach them with a bluesky post?

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☭ Ro Laren, Unpenised Man @bro-laren.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 20:01 UTC

Do you think those people would be at all susceptible to an appeal to decency?

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☭ Ro Laren, Unpenised Man @bro-laren.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 17:49 UTC

Songs these days need more spoken word breakdowns where the singer breaks the fourth wall and reiterates the chorus theme in a folksy way

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☭ Ro Laren, Unpenised Man @bro-laren.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 17:44 UTC

Uber driver listening to some fallout ass music today

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☭ Ro Laren, Unpenised Man @bro-laren.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 17:22 UTC

They also tried to convince me DC has a monorail skyway, huge disappointment

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☭ Ro Laren, Unpenised Man @bro-laren.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 17:15 UTC

Fuck yeah Nancy, cars are an abomination

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☭ Ro Laren, Unpenised Man @bro-laren.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 16:39 UTC

Oh look the liberals are doing the thing too

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☭ Ro Laren, Unpenised Man @bro-laren.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 16:27 UTC

I've wanted this hairstyle since 5th grade but never had the courage

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☭ Ro Laren, Unpenised Man @bro-laren.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 16:08 UTC

Native brand shampoo, there's a 50% chance the pump will *never* open and you'll be left unscrewing the entire pump just to get your overpriced shampoo every single day, hating yourself.

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☭ Ro Laren, Unpenised Man @bro-laren.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 15:57 UTC

Because it's a silly and pointless homage to feudalism and I won't acknowledge it. Fuck your lords and knights this isn't a chessboard

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☭ Ro Laren, Unpenised Man @bro-laren.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 15:55 UTC

Does "puddle of curdled wank kier starmer" work? Trying to get my bri ish right

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☭ Ro Laren, Unpenised Man @bro-laren.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 14:31 UTC

Me if I saw this car Or its driver

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☭ Ro Laren, Unpenised Man @bro-laren.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 14:26 UTC

The one in replying to

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☭ Ro Laren, Unpenised Man @bro-laren.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 14:12 UTC

This is such a bizarre thing to post, like of course nobody besides hardline fascists would support project 25, but I don't think there's decent people who are voting Republican who just need to hear about it to change their mind. Who is this post for?

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☭ Ro Laren, Unpenised Man @bro-laren.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 13:55 UTC

You're gonna have to convince a lot of people genocide is okay

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☭ Ro Laren, Unpenised Man @bro-laren.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 04:50 UTC

Me at my very socialist job

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☭ Ro Laren, Unpenised Man @bro-laren.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 02:10 UTC

It's like waiting for your buddy to pay you back the money you loaned him and logging onto Facebook and seeing he just bought brand new airpods or something

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☭ Ro Laren, Unpenised Man @bro-laren.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 02:04 UTC

Reminder that Biden still owes you $600

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☭ Ro Laren, Unpenised Man @bro-laren.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 01:57 UTC

"You want Trump back in power?" Look around you Poindexter, Biden has done n o t h I n g to materially reverse the damage Trump did in his first term. Trump was never *not* in power. Biden just watched the store while Trump took a smoke break.

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☭ Ro Laren, Unpenised Man @bro-laren.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 01:38 UTC

They gotta be heavily seasoned, real easy to underdo the spice and then they just taste like raw tater

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☭ Ro Laren, Unpenised Man @bro-laren.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 01:34 UTC

Yeah, but like, in a kinda hot way

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☭ Ro Laren, Unpenised Man @bro-laren.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 01:16 UTC

The courier was brought to the gallows, head held high. As the noose was placed over his neck, the commander of the brig asked one final time: Where the hell did you hide that document. With a grin, the doomed courier chuckled "It's in de pendants!"

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☭ Ro Laren, Unpenised Man @bro-laren.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 01:15 UTC

The British, aware of the courier's mission, demanded he hand the document over to them. He was stripped, beaten and tortured. But it was too late! The document was in the rightful hands and was signed! The commander of the British brig, frustrated, ordered the courier executed.

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☭ Ro Laren, Unpenised Man @bro-laren.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 01:12 UTC

On July 4th, 1776, the bearer of the document was ambushed by British regulars and brought in for quarter. At great risk to himself he passed the document to another revolutionary before his capture.

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☭ Ro Laren, Unpenised Man @bro-laren.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 01:10 UTC

DID YOU KNOW: Our nation's founding documents needed to be kept hidden during the drafting process, so trusted colonists would wear special necklaces with the document tightly folded into them.

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☭ Ro Laren, Unpenised Man @bro-laren.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 21:44 UTC

The best part about working a retail job is customers can sexually assault you and your boss is just like yeah that happens sometimes

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☭ Ro Laren, Unpenised Man @bro-laren.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 16:50 UTC

Watching him cry real tears in awe of the universe is genuinely heartwarming and compelling TV tbh

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☭ Ro Laren, Unpenised Man @bro-laren.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 15:44 UTC

Not trying to diminish the shock and sadness being felt by people who adored Gaiman today, but offering commiseration. It sucks losing a hero, I'm sorry.

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☭ Ro Laren, Unpenised Man @bro-laren.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 15:39 UTC

As someone who presented femme in my teens in the emo scene, it's been devastating seeing how many of these bands I grew up with were lousy with predators who adopted a style and aesthetic specifically to attract and abuse teens like me.

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☭ Ro Laren, Unpenised Man @bro-laren.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 14:58 UTC

A cold brew carafe is the natural solution here

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☭ Ro Laren, Unpenised Man @bro-laren.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 02:08 UTC

I'd prefer to think Biden's support of genocide stems from his rotting brain rather than pure evil? Coping mechanism I guess🤷

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☭ Ro Laren, Unpenised Man @bro-laren.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 23:04 UTC

Rfk looks like a facial mashup of GMan from Half Life and CGB Spender from Xfiles, real prince of lies vibes

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