Bailey

@bsten.bsky.social

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💖💜💙bi 🏳️‍⚧️(she/her) 💗💕poly horny leftist shitposter MDNI🔞 DMs open DM for Discord Just a gal wasting her Econ degree by being a dirty socialist. casual Princess Bride fan

Bailey @bsten.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 02:33 UTC

@proserpina.bsky.social language help!

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Bailey @bsten.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 02:32 UTC

using my meager but still shocking to me 1k followers to settle arguments with my wife: walk into our room where room service has made animals out of towels. can’t make out what one is. “it might supposed to be a walrus.” is this a normal phrasing? weird? dialectical? regional?

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Bailey @bsten.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 19:21 UTC

using bukkake porn as makeup tutorial videos

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Bailey @bsten.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 19:21 UTC

using bukkake porn as makeup tutorial videos

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Bailey @bsten.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 19:19 UTC

hey you should follow that advice 🫶🏻

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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 19:04 UTC

is boba fett a kind of tea

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Bailey @bsten.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 18:50 UTC

bailey prioritize your own issues challenge (impossible)

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Bailey @bsten.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 18:47 UTC

why is a two month old shitpost getting so much love still?? is this site just filled to the brim with stargate fans?

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Bailey @bsten.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 12:56 UTC

the mark of a good soulslike game is that it would make a great 2000’s band name • Dark Souls • Bloodborne • Shadows Die Twice • Fallen Order • Lords of the Fallen • Mortal Shell • Steelrising • Lies of P DLCs are CD names • Lost Crown • Scholar of the First Sin • Ringed City • Old Hunters

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Bailey @bsten.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 18:46 UTC

instead of the mental health spoons, i have chevrons and once chevron seven locks, i’m all out of mental capacity for the day

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Bailey @bsten.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 18:46 UTC

instead of the mental health spoons, i have chevrons and once chevron seven locks, i’m all out of mental capacity for the day

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Bailey @bsten.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 18:44 UTC

i usually remember mine. it’s very rare that i don’t. i just think it’s funny when i do

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Bailey @bsten.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 13:23 UTC

currently in my intermittent slut era

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Bailey @bsten.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 13:22 UTC

no! 😋 💕

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Bailey @bsten.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 12:56 UTC

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 14:01 UTC

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Bailey @bsten.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 18:02 UTC

hell yeag

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stel ✨ @asterisk.gay
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 12:20 UTC

clock evasion (bedrotting)

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Bailey @bsten.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 12:37 UTC

thank you 🙏🏻

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Bailey @bsten.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 18:03 UTC

girl who has reminders on her phone for other girls’ medicine, but forgets her own

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Bailey @bsten.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 12:36 UTC

i can see it

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Bailey @bsten.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 18:03 UTC

girl who has reminders on her phone for other girls’ medicine, but forgets her own

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Bailey @bsten.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 18:02 UTC

hell yeag

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Bailey @bsten.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 17:59 UTC

this is all eerily accurate

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Bailey @bsten.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 17:55 UTC

finally my time has come

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cassie @its.cassie.baby
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 17:50 UTC

yeah i’m a penis woman (a woman u can stick ur penis in)

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Bailey @bsten.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 17:44 UTC

what is the number for?

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Bailey @bsten.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 17:43 UTC

so it’s just to fight people? 🥺

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Bailey @bsten.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 17:33 UTC

okay, confession: i do not understand the bskyttrpg thing and i feel like it’s too late to ask

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Bailey @bsten.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 17:31 UTC

it’s an analogy

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Bailey @bsten.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 00:48 UTC

posting thirst traps during a heat wave is really reckless. please wield your hotness responsibly

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Bailey @bsten.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 00:31 UTC

whenever i make a joke in person that doesn’t land, i just say “it’s a metaphor” and refuse to elaborate further

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Bailey @bsten.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 00:27 UTC

can confirm. i’ve had more hot girls infodumping nerdy shit at me the last year than ever before in my life

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Bailey @bsten.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 12:45 UTC

no, it’s a simile

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Bailey @bsten.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 12:44 UTC

but…

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Bailey @bsten.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 12:44 UTC

Happy Birthday Lena!!

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Bailey @bsten.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 00:48 UTC

posting thirst traps during a heat wave is really reckless. please wield your hotness responsibly

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Bailey @bsten.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 00:36 UTC

i have no cat ears and i must uwu

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Bailey @bsten.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 00:34 UTC

cat for president 2024

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Bailey @bsten.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 00:31 UTC

omg it’s a perfect dress

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Bailey @bsten.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 00:31 UTC

whenever i make a joke in person that doesn’t land, i just say “it’s a metaphor” and refuse to elaborate further

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Bailey @bsten.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 00:27 UTC

can confirm. i’ve had more hot girls infodumping nerdy shit at me the last year than ever before in my life

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Hesse 🏳️‍⚧️ [Rizzler of Dorley 👒] @thatdoll.online
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 00:13 UTC

another cool thing about trans girls is the hottest ones are the biggest nerds 😍

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Bailey @bsten.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 00:26 UTC

it’s amazing

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Bailey @bsten.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 15:11 UTC

not left brained or right brained but a secret, third thing (bad at everything)

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Bailey @bsten.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 18:55 UTC

can god give himself adhd so bad he forgets to take out the trash?

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Bailey @bsten.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 00:19 UTC

… are you gonna make me hate Agatha? 😢

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Bailey @bsten.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 00:17 UTC

👀

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Bailey @bsten.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 18:55 UTC

can god give himself adhd so bad he forgets to take out the trash?

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Bailey @bsten.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 18:48 UTC

choosing the name Agatha after my hero

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