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cassie

@its.cassie.baby

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dyke dad, cum sommelier, computer dipshit footjob poet laureate, woman expert foot powered fuck machine 'one Bluesky user' according to techcrunch inherently pornographic according to the bsky mods she/it, they/them if ur mad at me


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yessssssssssss

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the corgi from cowboy bebop's avatar the corgi from cowboy bebop @realqrampage.bsky.social
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get in bitches, we’re going to call men names and insult their penises

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no i mean insulated it's cold up here

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the airport is very nice

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do u wanna do this here or do u wanna dm me like i'm available for penis insults

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Ravin Boodram's avatar Ravin Boodram @rvbdrm.com
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decent airport in tulsa tbh, put it in the paper that i'm always pleasantly surprised with how smooth my visits to the tulsa international airport are

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am i a cruel tech tranny can that be my thing now who wants their penis insulted

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shoutout tulsa

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yeah i hate feet everyone knows this about me

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she can put me in men's prison if i can get some fucking qualuudes at least fr

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what do we all think cassie is after the last 2 weeks wrong answers encouraged

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ok but have you considered this is a post about how high she is all the time

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it would be so fucking funny lmao

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neera tanden as the veep and i'll phone bank tbh

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she's soooooooooooo fucked up all the time my girl would be barred the fuck out tweeting from the potus account

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it's time for a president with BARS

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you may not like what i'm about to say but if you think about it kamala would be the most fucked up president since kennedy, probably

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it's gita time's avatar it's gita time @xoxogossipgita.bsky.social
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kamala harris: sucks, is a cop, xanned out 24/7. all this is true. i do not so much want harris to be president as i am submitting to the trickster god that clearly rules our future.

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lilith kills u's avatar lilith kills u @deathcarpets.bsky.social
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what they don’t tell you is that the crabs are sucking and fucking in that bucket. sure we eat totinos party pizzas 3 meals a day and we haven’t washed our bedsheets in four years but the bucket ain’t so bad, you can get a tugjob from a crab who WILL cancel you on mastodon a week later

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she's right about this one for sure

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Cowboy Friday's avatar Cowboy Friday @thotstream.bsky.social
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kamala harris loves to show up in public and say shit like: "Time is a valuable thing, watch it fly by as a pendulum swings. Watch it count down to the end of the day, the clock ticks life away. It's so unreal..."

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bitdizzy is absent's avatar bitdizzy is absent @bitdizzy.bsky.social
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when you just fell out of a coconut tree

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damn sis u like true crime too?? haha that’s crazy, do u maybe wanna like, murder me and bury me in the woods in such a way that they cover it on our favorite podcast? haha that would be crazy, unless…?

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ayy girl r u a trans woman, cuz i’m about to socially murder that pussy

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marissa walmart dog's avatar marissa walmart dog @meo.bsky.social
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maybe you didnt see this but we're doing a posting strike

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yooooooooooo

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Jane's avatar Jane @janeost.bsky.social
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"I'm here to save you. You're the DARVO chief, right?"

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merritt k's avatar merritt k @merrittk.com
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i asked a lefty straight man i know (this is IRL) whether he was aware of the transformers comic where little girls have to kiss them to make them transform. i cannot overstate how little he wanted to talk about this, let alone acknowledge that any of it was real

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marissa walmart dog's avatar marissa walmart dog @meo.bsky.social
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wish somebody would leak my discord msgs just so everyone can see im rly like this

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shouts to my mother for having such a high dps

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lilith kills u's avatar lilith kills u @deathcarpets.bsky.social
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WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN TULPAMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU SISTER

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/\__/\__/\__/'s avatar /\__/\__/\__/ @cardiograms.bsky.social
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Sometimes I want to post things like "someone come fold me in half" but I can't say things like that here because it's extremely horny and what I mean is literally someone come fold me in half, or like compress me into a zip file or something.

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i wish someone could 7zip me tbh

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can we cancel me for normal things now like being incredibly stupid in such a specific way

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i miss google play music tbh

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apple music is like, _fine_

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posting is the best when it’s like something u do while pooping and ur just watching for ur friends to like posts and snickering

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the wheel is about to turn again short salty now on ur phones

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would you like to invest in the version of me you’ve concocted in your head in a gambling like marketplace would you like to derive dividends on my public joy and pain

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big returns for my bsky tulpa shareholders lately, cassie holder’s vindicated once again

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is that the bad john romero game

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does anyone wanna yell at me in that langue they call “dutch”

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i will never spell anything right

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this website has invented tulpa mania

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Margarita Salty 🇵🇸's avatar Margarita Salty 🇵🇸 @nacl.sh
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You: Please act normal; you need these people to like you. Me: Ok! People: hi Me:

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hey why does that sound familiar

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omg really???

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