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Simply Cam

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Tabletop gamer, Movie Mindset acolyte, 1/4 of the Minions & Misfits podcast (found wherever you get your podcasts).

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“To unlock door, please provide stool sample”

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I’m talkin’ jizz, I’m talkin’ stool samples, I’m talkin’ hair samples, I’m talki-

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Pretty good article. I’m guessing…

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Drop the most powerful image in your gallery with zero explanation

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Just had to cut a piece of my permanent retainer out because it popped loose in the middle of my shift. How’s you guys’ day going?

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Debuting my new line of Extremely Fungible Tokens. You won’t believe how fungible these tokens are.

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That’ll teach him to play his Tool albums too loudly after the Pope’s bedtime.

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Accept

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@bskyttrpg.bsky.social stats

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If signing the constitution is such a big deal how come everyone that did is dead? Check-fuckin-mate

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Monk broken, plz nerf

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Accept

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Idk, too cool for school? Dick game too strong? Too hot to handle, too cold to hold?

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What’s a Grecian urn? Oh, about 8 bucks an hour.

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Well, at least Mike Mignola is still cool.

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My sweet boy

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Adding that to the “pros” column for rugby over football.

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I love this one. What the fuck does that even mean?

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Reskeet with a tweet you still think about.

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“Buddy, you just ‘yep’ed yourself into a hole in the head”

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Leaving out a plate of poppers and a glass of gunpowder for the ghost of George Washington as is independence eve tradition

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God fucking damnit

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Pouring one out for one of the greatest to ever play the sport

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Rewriting A Christmas Carol to be about July 4th. For America.

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These are god tier snack. If you’re not on this tip, get on it.

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Guy who wants to be a professional athlete specifically so that he can be on a Wheaties box.

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That depends, do you like being cool and watching good movies? I think we already know the answer to that.

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*cheering and hooting*

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Woof, that sucks. Cuz, I mean, the gold would at least be WORTH something. As we all know, reply guys are worth very little. Zero, even.

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I dunno what it is that draws them to you. An ancient curse maybe? Have you come into possession of any pirate gold?

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New Childish Gambino song is taking me back to 2009 and I’m all in.

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Yo who looking for a bard? To do…y’know…bard shit?

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“Feet so horny I buy shoes from Penthouse / Pussy so fast it made the Flash get aroused”

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Kamala may be the first candidate in history to fully mobilize the “irony vote”

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Picked a random ATHF episode to watch to make sure it still holds up an it happened to be the one sampled in MF Doom’s “Sofa King”. So…yes!

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Lotta people taking that for granted lately

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It feels like common sense that you should have to retake your driving test every couple of years after you turn 65.

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I love my wife and I don’t mind letting her switch pillows with me, but I just took a 2 hour nap on MY pillow and it literally fixed everything in my neck.

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Yeah, your mom pick it out for you?

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I kept my zune HD for years! And I used the software even longer

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Oh you went to “Seaworld”? Yeah, and how was Kevin Costner? *makes jerking off gesture* Get a load of this guy.

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I’m 31! Here’s to looking way younger than we are!

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