Hazy Resume Gap

Hazy Resume Gap @bombulziir.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 07:06 UTC

I’m starting to think these cockroaches don’t even give a heck about american politics

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Hazy Resume Gap @bombulziir.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:59 UTC

I dearly wish I were the type of person able to keep up with group chats :(

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Hazy Resume Gap @bombulziir.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 12:36 UTC

I’ve been obsessively doing compulsive things

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Hazy Resume Gap @bombulziir.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 11:41 UTC

Brb I have to consult the obelisk first

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Hazy Resume Gap @bombulziir.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 11:22 UTC

Ai jus to dip your fried memes in

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Hazy Resume Gap @bombulziir.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 09:39 UTC

You do know my struggle. It is the human condition, my brother

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Hazy Resume Gap @bombulziir.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 09:26 UTC

Yearning for the unknown

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Hazy Resume Gap @bombulziir.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 08:37 UTC

eating a muffin rn

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Hazy Resume Gap @bombulziir.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 08:02 UTC

I also just had some goop but the oatmeal variety

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Hazy Resume Gap @bombulziir.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 08:01 UTC

It is time for Nest

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Hazy Resume Gap @bombulziir.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 04, 2024 at 01:31 UTC

Laying in the dirt and pretending I am a little nocardia

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Hazy Resume Gap @bombulziir.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 12:47 UTC

Realistic expectations are worth cherishing

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Hazy Resume Gap @bombulziir.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 12:40 UTC

They’ve already reclaimed the subway systems. We’re losing morale

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Hazy Resume Gap @bombulziir.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 12:34 UTC

Ask me anything except about the time I was held at gun point because I’ll get a tummy ache

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Hazy Resume Gap @bombulziir.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 12:31 UTC

With guidance from a brass ball, a single family traveled across the sea in primitive closed saucer boats that were tight like unto a dish. The righteous and the wicked tribes, who were brothers, fought extensive wars across the land and were visited by the messiah… wait I’m thinking of the americas

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Hazy Resume Gap @bombulziir.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 12:06 UTC

Crafting a shunt out of salami

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Hazy Resume Gap @bombulziir.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 11:56 UTC

Trying out DARVO on my cat next time she bites me too hard

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Hazy Resume Gap @bombulziir.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 11:54 UTC

Ai makes up the freakiest looking people I swear

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Hazy Resume Gap @bombulziir.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 11:52 UTC

Imposters cancel out, that’s just math

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Hazy Resume Gap @bombulziir.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 11:51 UTC

My stagnation is no longer a secret

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Hazy Resume Gap @bombulziir.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 10:22 UTC

What are you using them for really tho

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Hazy Resume Gap @bombulziir.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 10:21 UTC

Not taking a step forward or backward but a secret third thing

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