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Alexander Teeple

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Former Challenger LoL Coach, Former IT Director, now Game Design Student. I collate data sometimes, and occasionally post about games. Trans Rights are Human Rights.


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I'll be more than happy to swap places with these "scared of the far left" people. They can have US (Overton window so far right it becomes more like an Overton falling-off-the-scale) A

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She's not far left enough for a lot of people, but that's OKAY. She is what a "normal centrist" would look like in a functional country.

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You could reference that one tweet you did about how wacky PokeGo is from an outside perspective: "That time I got governments to agree to a geo-location app aimed at children" would probably grab a few eyes.

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I agree! My favorite part on TT is the absolutely nonsensical, almost Dadaist, videos that hit on a completely different level.

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Which makes sense. My favorite was always Cyndaquil.

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For mine it is Wooloo! She is over the moon for it lol

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Important thread. We as a country just took a massive step back, but it just means we have one more step to take forward. Which we will. Because we are stronger than those who would keep us down.

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GIVE DOC MONEY AND ALSO READ HIS REALLY COOL ARTICLES!

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Hot damn talk about a promotion!

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Alexander Teeple's avatar Alexander Teeple @canopenerdude.bsky.social
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no no you're onto something there

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MS owns Bethesda and ABK now... ideas are forming...

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Its even simpler than that: they are complicit.

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Alexander Teeple's avatar Alexander Teeple @canopenerdude.bsky.social
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Help Doc out, he's a hero who writes articles for us all!

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I certainly fear Nintendo more!

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I know I'm a rando but can I ask if this comes with instructions on how to use? I've never had a bidet and I'd like to try it.

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Someone at Nintendo REALLY TOOK THAT TO HEART. In fact I'd hazard that at least in the content space Nintendo is more feared than Disney.

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The politicians *preying* on these people are the ones with the cynical messaging. As someone who also lived in an anti-choice area, the protester folk really do think liberals be killing babies, can confirm.

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Thanks for reminding me that there is a more evil force in the world than Exxon-Mobil: Record Labels

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Put in the mod that replaces all of Ethan's lines with "SHAAAAUN"

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To no one's surprise. But it is important to note that while this does *superficially* prove that the answer to poverty is cash, what it actually proves is that wealth is a construct and should be removed entirely.

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I have mixed feelings about the story in this movie but the style is PEAK.

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which is just extra wacky on top of everything else

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I was gonna say, there are PLENTY of people doing porn with AI. Its uh... a mixed bag.

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There's also something about Brazil, I dunno. The news is weirder than Chomsky's ideas now.

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Listen, the fact that it is even acknowledged as existing is better than how some of my favorite IPs are treated :(

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I feel like it would be exhausting to constantly care what other people think about you. And yet, I'm going into game dev, where my income will depend on what other people think of me. I may have made a mistake.

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Something I learned while coaching for League of Legends: you don't actually need to be "the best" at the game to be a good coach, and even if you are, it does not translate to being a *good* coach. My hands barely work in MOBAs, but I coached a team to a perfect amateur season. Twice.

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relevant prozd: youtu.be/D7aotMarYQU

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I'm lucky enough to be in a position where I can be 1000x better dad than mine ever was. And knowing that my daughter will always have a loving and caring father is reward enough.

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They made me a word and I am so happy.

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While I am extremely horny for reductivism, I'm going to have to say that this is an exactly wrong reading of CS. We don't call it the Olofgunchoice.

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We just love talking about random stuff apparently.

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Alexander Teeple's avatar Alexander Teeple @canopenerdude.bsky.social
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There's a difference between 'being nasty' and 'calling people out for being bullies'.

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Alexander Teeple's avatar Alexander Teeple @canopenerdude.bsky.social
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You may count as enough of an 'industry figure' that these posts could be seen as a reputable source. AMAs on Reddit and Twitter have been cited on Wikipedia in the past.

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mmm good point

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Well that's a bit concerning.

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peanut butter? or is that too bean-y?

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"HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE HIGH ELVES?"

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Today's Doctor's visit was $233.23

If you like the articles I write on Docseuss.medium.com and want to support me (I'm working on one about cyberpunk and punk culture now), please consider my tip jar at PayPal.me/stompsite

I cannot take article commissions right now, sorry.

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"Never again (unless we're the ones doing it)".

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You that making up stories is kind of his thing, right? He's a writer.

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See this is the kinda stuff we come to social media for

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I am so in on this idea. Where can I audition to be the plucky assistant that wants to be a himbo but hilariously fails because he's chronically bad at everything?

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I was just thinking about this when this morning I realized I had once again reached "Messiah" in Fallout NV, despite *specifically* saying I was going to do an evil playthrough "this time".

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Its in a "sandbox game with an existing fanbase". They're asking for a Fortnite map or Roblox game lol

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I just can't give up New Vegas :( So I'm stuck on Win10 even if/when it loses support.

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I guess people don't want to see themselves as a villain. For me, I just internalize it as "Welp, I guess I suck even more now" and move on.

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I mean... Catcher in the Rye? But I'm not even sure I understand what that book is about so I may be wrong. There's always Atlas Shrugged, but that's more the author not understanding how government works than the characters.

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