Casey

@captlaserpants.bsky.social

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Mostly okay guy. Interests include frogs, owls, complaining. Jokes for no one.

Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 14:49 UTC

Well, shit

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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 12:41 UTC

US stumbling toward fascism while England manages to elect something resembling reasonable people

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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 12:38 UTC

So they don’t say prime minister Starmer? Barbarian country

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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 18:26 UTC

Frankly they were foolish to build a town next to the ocean. That’s where sharks *live*.

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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 18:20 UTC

If I were living in the Jaws town, I would simply not get eaten

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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 12:44 UTC

Let’s get some dating app pings in my hometown!!!

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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 12:38 UTC

It’s msnbc, but still…….

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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 12:37 UTC

Staying at mom’s for the holiday and her partner watches the news almost exclusively

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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 12:29 UTC

Dudes rock

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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 14:28 UTC

Birdwatching?

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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 16:42 UTC

Cowboy Taika Waititi appeared to me in a dream and told me how the world ends.

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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 01:43 UTC

How do mall maps always know where you are

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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 13:58 UTC

A minute of ads before a youtube video is unconscionable

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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 01:43 UTC

How do mall maps always know where you are

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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 14:25 UTC

Cowboy Taika Waititi appeared to me in a dream and summarized the plot of Kingdom Hearts

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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 01:34 UTC

That’s my house

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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 20:33 UTC

Someone is itching for a boat chase with a catfish

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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 20:30 UTC

I’d watch it

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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 14:03 UTC

Which ones can get mpreg

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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 14:03 UTC

Which ones can get mpreg

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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 13:59 UTC

The Jesus portrait is laughable set dressing

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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 17:50 UTC

It’s not like I don’t clean it

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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 13:38 UTC

Wordle 1,107 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Ok fine

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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 18:59 UTC

We need to start beating people with Nortons or something

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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 18:57 UTC

They love public transit

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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 16:54 UTC

Hot Take Saturday comin’ atcha!! Skin care routines are scams.

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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 15:23 UTC

Tiny Hands The Dumpster Boys

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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 14:48 UTC

Cat food smorgasbord

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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 21:11 UTC

Pornos need better world building

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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 21:50 UTC

The girl with healing cuts off her pinky two after a teacher tells her it’s an evolutionary leftover or something.

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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 21:47 UTC

Did you ever watch Heroes?

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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 21:10 UTC

When I see Persian cats with it, they’re just little goblins

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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 21:09 UTC

Dudes rock

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tweety fish @sifu.tweety.fish
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 20:33 UTC

I was poking around this, like, "jfc this got funded? VCs lay off the ketamine" and no, it did not, it's not a real company, it's some dude who put out a PR for his completely lunatic youtube video HOWEVER! the same dude also made a video for the NUCLEAR SKY HOTEL and it is beautifully stupid

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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 21:06 UTC

Reminds me of a similar kind of concept video about artificial wombs that would help with low birth rates or something. Some people were freaking out, thinking it was real.

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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 20:52 UTC

I always worry that cats are humiliated by this haircut

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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 15:30 UTC

Hoping for the best. My mom was treated for early stage. Even with that, it’s a lot.

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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 01:27 UTC

The impossible happened: I found a missing sock. Hope springs eternal.

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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 23:58 UTC

If Dr. Who was an owl, he’d be called Dr. Hoot.

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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 22:22 UTC

ChatGPT, tell me how to do cold fusion.

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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 12:32 UTC

The suitcase has been moved to another closet that the cat has yet to learn how to open

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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 12:30 UTC

Skill issue. I would simply slay the rooster with my katana, or like a tennis racket.

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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 02:11 UTC

HE OPENED THE CLOSET LIKE A GODDANG VELOCIRAPTOR AND DID IT AGAIN

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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 20:02 UTC

This is tedious. Go do your algebra homework

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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 19:48 UTC

Whose side are you even on

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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 19:37 UTC

Fuck off, fashy

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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 19:30 UTC

You live in France? Ask them what they think about nazis

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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 18:36 UTC

If nazis don’t want to get punched, they should simply stop being nazis

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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 15:26 UTC

I’m neither kiki nor bouba, but a secret third thing (frog).

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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 14:27 UTC

*email notification* Oh, what now?

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