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tweety fish

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at different times:
haxx0r in cDc
PhD in using people for ML and vice versa
"theory of mind for autonomous cars" startup guy would you believe, went kablooie
at present: newsletter -- buttondown.email/apperceptive

&c music, politics, nonsense


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OH MY GOD LOOK AT ALL THOSE MANIACS

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Bree (half of Kit Rocha)'s avatar Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com
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We're about to post our way to $1,000,000 raised for voting rights. lol

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sorry, sorry: khed

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this is basically my ruthkanda forever skeet but my kid today told me that she had overheard somebody calling them "bubblers" and felt drawn to do that herself and by god find your inner townie, kid, and go forth in the world

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neuropsych testing is tough like that, it's super hard to find stuff that isn't correlated and if somebody is just, you know, good at tests, your diagnostic validity gets hurt bad

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ah, good ol' beating japan

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Viktor Winetrout's avatar Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
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They say 1 is the loneliest number, but what about 0? 0 doesn’t even have itself. What a loser

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as an originalist, I must reject 0

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take that!

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I post so that someday I may fence wait

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that is a band name and a half yeah

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my pal Beto gets a lot of shit but he directed his popularity cannon directly at this and by god I hope it works

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the sickest R&B act to ever give their name to an early computer system

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self-control is the mind killer

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by posting here, over the course of a thousand generations, I expect to eventually produce the messiah, who will rule as a the part-worm overlord of the entire galaxy yes also fart jokes but: wheels within wheels

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I have pals who do work with various particle accelerators and yeah science at that scale of infrastructural expense is rad as shit, would take any and all offered tours

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(guy previously in an alarmingly comprehensive stupor at the college whiskey party perks up) imm beam dump!

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Brendel's avatar Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social
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If they’re going to let trump get away with claiming that he finds parts of Project 2025 awful and disgusting, some member of the media should at least ask him “what part?”

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andy's avatar andy @bugay.bsky.social
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can't wait for new olympic events like drive go-kart into wall, dinosaur identification, and hoobastank concert

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where numbness is the v... I SEE.

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Eric Rauchway's avatar Eric Rauchway @rauchway.bsky.social
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In retrospect, the NYT Spelling Bee’s blithe refusal to care about words that are in the dictionary should have struck more word nerds as symptomatic.

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lol hell no, sorry, I wish you the very best of luck in finding your own way

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Should prolly delete this, eh

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Sometimes I worry that this site will collapse under the weight of people having such fucking stupid opinions, but then I update my muted words list and things improve

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Michael Tae Sweeney's avatar Michael Tae Sweeney @mtsw.bsky.social
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This is the editorial view of the guy who controls which posts get shown on Vichy Twitter and which get buried. Insane that journalists continue to use it as a source of information and contribute to its legitimacy

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Alexandra Merideth Erin [she/her] - in my Brain Damage arc's avatar Alexandra Merideth Erin [she/her] - in my Brain Damage arc @alexandraerin.com
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Don't believe everything you read online. Disinformation like this will ramp up as November approaches

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Mr. Am I Being Detained 's avatar Mr. Am I Being Detained @gonebabygone.bsky.social
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This is what every executive who says they “work 18 hours a day” means

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Comfortably Numb's avatar Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly
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I will never forget Trump's official White House schedule

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good ol' Steif Karma

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@SIfill's avatar @SIfill @sifill.bsky.social
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A second insurrection. Stop comparing these people to the founders. They are the Confederacy.

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ryan cooper's avatar ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com
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it truly is a shame that the New York City charter requires that the mayor be "thee largeft heap of fhite within thirty Miles" but the law's the law

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that's always so hard

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although apparently it is absolutely true that that dude was a HERO in the sack, got tarred with the plague brush just because he was a champion lay. I feel like I read one thing about him, and how he got unfairly targeted, that called him a "charming and accomplished sexual athlete"

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Dr. Amy, PsyD's avatar Dr. Amy, PsyD @dramypsyd.bsky.social
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Reskeet with a tweet you still think about

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got my red marking pen and skeptical eyebrow ready, frankly

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I dunno what this means but it's Rolf. Probably it means that I am extremely calm and very cool and know how to play the piano.

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Ryan Boyd's avatar Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social
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The Minions canonically served the Confederacy

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(digging furiously through piles of trash for my red hotline phone)

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if they didn't do a drone mr. trash wheel I'm fucking furious

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yeah and it's fucking embarrassing for everybody

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Hey behind you, with all the arms? Those guys are nice, no sweat

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vortex egg, MLIS's avatar vortex egg, MLIS @vortexegg.regretfully.online
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The idea that AGI is the final answer to all of the social, administrative, and political challenges of humanity is a spiritual and ideological belief and always has been, and now it has a lot of powerful adherents who were woo’d into believing it by people often described as wannabe cult leaders

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Often and, if I may, extremely accurately

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Seth Trueger's avatar Seth Trueger @mdaware.org
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incidentally I am an emergency physician and I use a walker

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just set some of that wood on fire and you’re there

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USA! USA!

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rent seeker seeker over here

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