Captain Sparklepants 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹🇺🇦🖖🎶

Captain Sparklepants 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹🇺🇦🖖🎶 @captsparklepants.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 05:31 UTC

Even extra invisible than normal.

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Captain Sparklepants 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹🇺🇦🖖🎶 @captsparklepants.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 19:48 UTC

Ooops, forgot it's Friday (feels like the weekend!) Here's my contribution to #FCF. A throwback to when I still had a PA.

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Captain Sparklepants 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹🇺🇦🖖🎶 @captsparklepants.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 00:54 UTC

Gee willikers!

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Captain Sparklepants 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹🇺🇦🖖🎶 @captsparklepants.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 23:42 UTC

Well that version I do know LOL!

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Captain Sparklepants 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹🇺🇦🖖🎶 @captsparklepants.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 23:27 UTC

Huh, I didn't think Colossal Boy was that old. And I've never heard of this guy! Thanks!

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Captain Sparklepants 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹🇺🇦🖖🎶 @captsparklepants.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 23:17 UTC

Hey @kurtbusiek.bsky.social quick question for you and the BS comics hive mind: who is the first superhero with growth powers? I'm thinking Rita Farr? Or was there some obscure Golden Age hero I don't know of?

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Captain Sparklepants 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹🇺🇦🖖🎶 @captsparklepants.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 23:10 UTC

Of course, but you're on the wrong coast. 😭

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Captain Sparklepants 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹🇺🇦🖖🎶 @captsparklepants.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 20:57 UTC

Thanks!

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Captain Sparklepants 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹🇺🇦🖖🎶 @captsparklepants.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 19:48 UTC

Ooops, forgot it's Friday (feels like the weekend!) Here's my contribution to #FCF. A throwback to when I still had a PA.

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Captain Sparklepants 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹🇺🇦🖖🎶 @captsparklepants.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 19:40 UTC

Exactly. It's gotta go somewhere. And I'd rather not be squashed and/or sitting on my balls. My other alternative is regular swim trunks with a liner. I do wear those when I have to, but they're not my favorite.

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Captain Sparklepants 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹🇺🇦🖖🎶 @captsparklepants.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 18:55 UTC

New swimsuit. Too much or just right? 😏

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Captain Sparklepants 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹🇺🇦🖖🎶 @captsparklepants.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 18:52 UTC

Ugh, I'm so sorry. I can't even imagine. It's awful.

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Captain Sparklepants 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹🇺🇦🖖🎶 @captsparklepants.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 18:10 UTC

I often think similar things about my maternal great-grandfathers who hopped on a transatlantic boat out of Sicily at 18 or 19 years old with no more than a couple bucks in their pocket, off to a land where they didn't even speak the language.

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Captain Sparklepants 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹🇺🇦🖖🎶 @captsparklepants.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 12:46 UTC

I thought you might. 😈 How are things going?

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Captain Sparklepants 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹🇺🇦🖖🎶 @captsparklepants.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 12:46 UTC

It all migrated from my scalp 🤷‍♂️

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Captain Sparklepants 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹🇺🇦🖖🎶 @captsparklepants.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 23:41 UTC

Freedent?

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Captain Sparklepants 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹🇺🇦🖖🎶 @captsparklepants.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 23:40 UTC

😘

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Captain Sparklepants 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹🇺🇦🖖🎶 @captsparklepants.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 23:40 UTC

Yes please!

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Captain Sparklepants 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹🇺🇦🖖🎶 @captsparklepants.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 23:13 UTC

I have said this many times before. The only thing that matters to them is that Trump hates all the same people they do and has promised to punish them. Hatred. That's it. It's all about hatred. Not a single other thing matters.

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Captain Sparklepants 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹🇺🇦🖖🎶 @captsparklepants.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 23:10 UTC

FDR says hi. Fuck this bullshit. Despicable and vile.

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Captain Sparklepants 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹🇺🇦🖖🎶 @captsparklepants.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 23:09 UTC

It's painfully clear at this point every major news outlet wants Trump to win because the GOP is good for business. It's as simple as that.

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Captain Sparklepants 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹🇺🇦🖖🎶 @captsparklepants.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 23:07 UTC

Congrats!

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Captain Sparklepants 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹🇺🇦🖖🎶 @captsparklepants.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 23:02 UTC

Send me in coach!

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Captain Sparklepants 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹🇺🇦🖖🎶 @captsparklepants.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 22:59 UTC

Your camera seems to have a minor pixelation problem. 🤣

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Captain Sparklepants 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹🇺🇦🖖🎶 @captsparklepants.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 22:58 UTC

Happy #ThirstyThursday! Have a horned-up day and let’s see those hairy chests!

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Captain Sparklepants 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹🇺🇦🖖🎶 @captsparklepants.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 22:02 UTC

I feel this. I desperately need to go through my photos.

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Captain Sparklepants 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹🇺🇦🖖🎶 @captsparklepants.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 14:42 UTC

OK, so I remembered correctly. But that's interesting. I wouldn't have thought it a common thing to do there.

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Captain Sparklepants 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹🇺🇦🖖🎶 @captsparklepants.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 14:34 UTC

LOL, well yes, but maybe I'm remembering wrong, were you born here or in Rome?

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Captain Sparklepants 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹🇺🇦🖖🎶 @captsparklepants.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 14:30 UTC

Oh, how did that happen?

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Captain Sparklepants 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹🇺🇦🖖🎶 @captsparklepants.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 14:29 UTC

Adorbs!

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Captain Sparklepants 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹🇺🇦🖖🎶 @captsparklepants.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 14:28 UTC

🖖🖖🖖

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Captain Sparklepants 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹🇺🇦🖖🎶 @captsparklepants.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 14:14 UTC

I mean, it makes sense you have a foreskin, but I'm really curious now as to what it sounds like.

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Captain Sparklepants 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹🇺🇦🖖🎶 @captsparklepants.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 14:13 UTC

Beards and moustaches are sexy, but so is what’s underneath - let’s see those shaven faces, fellas! I look like such a doofus without facial hair. 😣

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Captain Sparklepants 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹🇺🇦🖖🎶 @captsparklepants.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 13:01 UTC

I sleep just fine with my soul intact knowing that I'm voting for Biden. Because the alternative is an orange fascist dictator who has repeatedly pledged to hurt me, the people I love, and all other marginalized communities. 🤷‍♂️

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Captain Sparklepants 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹🇺🇦🖖🎶 @captsparklepants.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 12:17 UTC

Huh, dunno why but I didn't know you're a Brit. 🤷‍♂️

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Captain Sparklepants 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹🇺🇦🖖🎶 @captsparklepants.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 12:10 UTC

I'm a big fan of WildmanT. Nice roomy pouches and comfortable fabric.

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Captain Sparklepants 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹🇺🇦🖖🎶 @captsparklepants.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 12:05 UTC

I hope you feel better boo. 🫂

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Captain Sparklepants 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹🇺🇦🖖🎶 @captsparklepants.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 01:58 UTC

😈

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Captain Sparklepants 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹🇺🇦🖖🎶 @captsparklepants.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 01:56 UTC

🔥🔥🔥🥵🥵🥵

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Captain Sparklepants 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹🇺🇦🖖🎶 @captsparklepants.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 01:55 UTC

The eternal struggle

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Captain Sparklepants 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹🇺🇦🖖🎶 @captsparklepants.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 01:55 UTC

Mmm-hmm!

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Captain Sparklepants 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹🇺🇦🖖🎶 @captsparklepants.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 23:35 UTC

Uh oh, did you pick something up on vacation?

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Captain Sparklepants 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹🇺🇦🖖🎶 @captsparklepants.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 22:59 UTC

Mmmhmmm!

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Captain Sparklepants 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹🇺🇦🖖🎶 @captsparklepants.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 22:41 UTC

🥵🥵🥵

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Captain Sparklepants 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹🇺🇦🖖🎶 @captsparklepants.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 22:22 UTC

🔥🔥🔥

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Captain Sparklepants 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹🇺🇦🖖🎶 @captsparklepants.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 22:08 UTC

Congrats!

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Captain Sparklepants 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹🇺🇦🖖🎶 @captsparklepants.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 18:02 UTC

Heeeeeey!!! 👋👋👋

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Captain Sparklepants 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹🇺🇦🖖🎶 @captsparklepants.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 23:22 UTC

Yup

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Captain Sparklepants 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹🇺🇦🖖🎶 @captsparklepants.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 19:28 UTC

And you're missing the point that it's not about one man. It's about the administration and all the capable people he surrounds himself with. He's not going to be replaced. Period. And even if he was a drooling vegetable (he's not) he'd still be better than the alternative.

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Captain Sparklepants 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹🇺🇦🖖🎶 @captsparklepants.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 19:20 UTC

Ugh, I'm SO jealous...

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