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Caræsten 🇵🇸

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RFK Jr can’t catch a break; you get *one* brain worm and suddenly you’re the guy running for president with the brain worm

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PRIDAY AGAIN GARFIE BABY!!! (Wren, they/them)'s avatar PRIDAY AGAIN GARFIE BABY!!! (Wren, they/them) @wrencontrol.bsky.social
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the MSM refuses to discuss how many other presidents in history may have been ratatouilled by a brain worm

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ramza saddiq's avatar ramza saddiq @heartgold.xyz
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El Topo's avatar El Topo @eltopo71.bsky.social
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Not just that, but there was really no need for him to tell us about the brain worm but he did it anyway. Kinda like Kristy Noem with the puppy. WTF is wrong with people nowadays...

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arr dee emm's avatar arr dee emm @arrdem.com
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Look I know butts whole thing is that we’re just gundams for gut microbes which is fair but I somehow feel different about consciously voting for the actual brain worms

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roarde's avatar roarde @roarde.bsky.social
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The doctors 𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘶𝘮𝘦 it's a worm. It could just as well be an advanced, highly miniaturized free pony.

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OSMOTE's avatar OSMOTE @osmote.net
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you know if he gets in hes only gonna help the worms smh 😤

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Jacqueline 's avatar Jacqueline @notjack.bsky.social
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are we *sure* the worm wasn't actually a Yeerk

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Fungus the Boogieman's avatar Fungus the Boogieman @goatfellboy.bsky.social
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Futurama had it right. The only way for a brain slug (I mean worm) candidate to get ahead is to encourage others to get a brain slug (worm)

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