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Piss make me like this. Piss make me die.


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!!!

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MILF Manure 2

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Hot dog

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Cruising is a 4th of July movie

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Slap Shot is a 4th of July movie

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Im a democratic source with internal knowledge of the situation so feel free to put that in print @wasingtonpost & @nytimeds

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Biden said internally something like β€œfuck netanyau & his genocide im done” so now every democratic ~source~ has turned against him. The only time democrats are swift to act is when someone does something lefty

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Biggie Size my Dinner Bucket

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Translation: One guy (james carville) said β€œstop acting like an 80 year old or else we’ll do absolutely nothing like usual”

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Hanson Brothers: Gay Icons

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Celebrating Fourth of July by watching Americas Next Top Model all day

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Made a grave miscalculation by going into the office today 😬😬😬

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lots of nature

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Battle Corn

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Alert: He has stolen all of the burgers and moved on to turds!

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Few things worse than knowing ya got got and that applies to movies too

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Milf Muff

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they played some kinda weird songs at the Bada Bing!…I think if i were a stripper there I’d dance to dylan’s β€œnew pony”

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Hi-tech β€˜pus

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πŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™Œ

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Get his ass

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Try that in a small town (use a sidewalk)

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Could you even imagine what the NYT could write about if they didn’t BEG & PLEAD to the candidates to still have these pointless fucken debates?

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πŸ’›I luv banana slugsπŸ’›

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I want what he has

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None of these words are in the Bible

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Theyre really getting his ass

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Nipsey Russell made a joke about Evel Knievel beating his manager (im watching Match Game β€˜78)

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I didn’t carry Betsey around enough. If your reading this, please, go pick up your dog and give em a little twirl

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Free weedy

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I want the presidential drugs

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I know thats right!

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Jerry: You can't pour water in the hole! Kramer: It needs it! It's a DRY WALL, Jerry!

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Jk our walls are plaster

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king shit

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Arthritic , but not too old to punch holes in the drywall

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r u 2 going out again ?

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PEE PEE POO POO

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🫢🫢🫢 lov e this

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Cars should be for gay sex and that’s it

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I want the presidential drugs

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No, my son’s name is Murt

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The Jimmy Buffet Store

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MUCH TOO DO ABOUT NOTHING

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Pamplemousse Sun Key Lime Moon Coconut Rising

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Last Night A DJ Saved My Life With A Bong

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My pussy? You mean my sexual pussy?

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Ate a big sandwich and doing a little better

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Illinois remains undefeated

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