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Casey Johnston

@caseyjohnston.bsky.social

what do you want to bet the opt-out procedure is a guy pulling you to the side and then mashing your face with his hands as if he's trying to sculpt you like clay

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swoop jackson's avatar swoop jackson @zbs.bsky.social
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If you opt out of that they finally just pull out the skull calipers

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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald's avatar Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald @giromide.online
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my favorite thing is arriving at the border in ORD T5 and getting a picture taken with a 15-year-old webcam held by the customs agent

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maximum triangle's avatar maximum triangle @mtrkdjoyce.bsky.social
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No the truly wild thing is that it’s FASTER to opt out, they just compare your face to your license picture with their eyeballs like they always used to!

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