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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald

@giromide.online

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he/him/his … Chicagoland … ADHD … bananaphone stan … coffee stan … keto/IF stan ... electronica stan … ellipses stan … America has too many cars and guns … also on the Discord as my handle


Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald's avatar Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald @giromide.online
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cursed myself … tonight was pretty quiet until after 10pm

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real personal growth over 20 years is starting at agreeing with Rush Limbaugh that the mainstream media are in fact the "lamestream media" and ending at begrudgingly agreeing with him about that again

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let it be known @drmag00.bsky.social is not one of the chucklefucks

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chucklefuck neighbors around me like to practice run middle of June

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just 4 … it's been at least a dozen here

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I remember watching a Mets game there in 2003 that went a little over two hours. Mostly a pitchers' duel between Leiter and Wood, but the Cubs scored early and held on.

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dixietse

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dixietse

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L O L G O P's avatar L O L G O P @lolgop.bsky.social
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We used to say "economic anxiety" when we meant "male pattern insecurity."

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southpaw's avatar southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social
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Arrogating decisions to yourself whenever your evening dose of Fox News convinces you that Trump needs protecting isn’t “statesmanship;” it’s being functionally pro-Trump.

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southpaw's avatar southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social
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Due respect to the professor, this is laughable special pleading on behalf of John Roberts—his old boss—whom he repeatedly conflates with the whole court in this piece. www.nytimes.com/2024/07/05/o...

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My wife works in a hand surgery clinic, so July 5 is like her personal Black Friday

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Jamie McKelvie's avatar Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social
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I have no faith in this coming to pass, but Tory ex-MPs should be completely rejected from light entertainment/reality shows, etc. No Strictly. No Jungle. No rehabilitation. None. They won't see real consequences for the death and suffering they've caused, so this should be the bare minimum.

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debbshock's avatar debbshock @debbshock.bsky.social
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the best emoji i have ever seen

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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald's avatar Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald @giromide.online
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just imagining these stupid late neighborhood fireworks in the US are celebrating election results in the UK

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Tito Sunak will read from a prepared statement.

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Tito Rees-Mogg will read from a prepared statement.

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at least he can spend more time with his money

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L O L G O P's avatar L O L G O P @lolgop.bsky.social
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Tories reminding the world that without strategic racist demagoguery, right-wing parties are just everything people actually hate about government.

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Cap has amazing dexterity and … aim

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oh yeah that too

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living vicariously through UK politics

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reskeet with a tweet you still think about

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mmmmm forbidden sherbet creature

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Notorious RBMK's avatar Notorious RBMK @comraderobot.bsky.social
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we all definitely want to eat this moth right

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made a callback

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He gets the material from GRU that didn't workshop well.

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Peter's avatar Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social
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the latest Snowden leak: his brain from his ears

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Popehat's avatar Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social
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Also tomorrow in the New York Times, Bill Cosby on “Why It’s Paranoid To Watch Your Drink Carefully In Bars”

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Jon Davies 🦖's avatar Jon Davies 🦖 @sovanjedi.bsky.social
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14 years of these cunts in power and they just had the worst results in their party's history. Fuck off into the sea forever Tories, and then fuck off up Cthulu's rectum while you're down in the depths of the Fuck Off Seas.

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my broken online brain just laughs and laughs

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I feel like I've lost my mind.

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Todd Vaziri's avatar Todd Vaziri @tvaziri.com
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I understand how juicy the “is Biden too old?” story is for The New York Times and the Washington Post but there’s also the story that one political party is promising to end democracy. They might want to write some more stories about that.

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e.w. niedermeyer's avatar e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.io
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debbshock's avatar debbshock @debbshock.bsky.social
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in my body, amidst the microplastics, lingering COVID antibodies and toxic additive chemicals, there is a lot of coffee residue. makes it all worth it

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TIRED: Dance Moms WIRED: Dance, Moms!

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I'm sure one day they'll allow this for all cards brought in from outside the game via Arishem, SHIELD cards, locations, etc.

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would be great if they changed it to bring in preferred variants though

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still trying to figure out Arishem

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we should let the courts decide whether tap water needs to be boiled

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also exhausting don't forget that

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Holly Brolightly's avatar Holly Brolightly @hollyholightly.bsky.social
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motherfucking redneck fireworks-loving unwashed ass empty-headed fucking entitled douche canoe asshats I hope you blow both your hands and smug fucking faces off

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oh I thought that was Desmond from Lost

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kerry shazam, they call you

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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton)'s avatar Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social
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I am FURIOUSLY searching this for the Obvious Plant mark.

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Mike Rastiello's avatar Mike Rastiello @mikerastiello.com
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Locking in the very important Joey Tribbiani vote.

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