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@caseylyons.bsky.social

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I like being funny but I'm not very nice unfortunately.

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[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 18:49 UTC

Why do I not believe that Eminem's little beard is real?

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[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 13:50 UTC

It's fun being at the auto shop because they love ripping on Tesla owners too.

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[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 21:45 UTC

The sad/hilarious thing about America is that one side hates their shitty guy and the other side LOVES their shitty guy.

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[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 19:23 UTC

That's an automatic follow from me, this is the best joke on the internet today.

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[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 18:33 UTC

This made me irrationally angry especially since I don't care for either song. The internet makes me bad.

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[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 18:22 UTC

Teenage girls.

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[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 02:21 UTC

Yeah we run those down too but mostly it's raccoons. It's pretty sad but at some point their community needs to adjust for road safety.

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[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 22:57 UTC

Booers Powth

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[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 15:34 UTC

Nope, as it turns out Godzilla x Kong = zero.

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[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 14:09 UTC

If you lived in a country with raccoons you would be horrified by the highway roadsides.

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[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 14:06 UTC

It's like I always say, kill 'em with kindness or a hammer

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[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 14:18 UTC

Oh yeah he's a duke of Leon at BEST

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[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 14:14 UTC

I think some of them are back-up kings

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[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 14:10 UTC

I tried turning my swords into plowshares but I didn't know what that was so I just tied them all together and turned them into a super sword instead.

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[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 07:57 UTC

I'm fucking terrified that some guys cook and also their kids do.

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[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 23:34 UTC

Fuck yes man, keep beating the shit out of stupid fucking cancer!

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[ View ] May 13, 2023 at 04:12 UTC

Sometimes you don't realize how much you say "ooh la la" till they play your 911 call on the local news

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[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 11:39 UTC

Americans, I know you're all excited to shoot your guns into the air for 24 straight hours while yelling 'YEEHAW!' but please remember to watch for birds!

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[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 15:44 UTC

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[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 14:04 UTC

They're releasing Gladiator 2 and Wicked on the same day and I swear to GOD if you fuckers try and do Wickiator or some such shit

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[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 13:05 UTC

The warm, cool morning air gave a lustre of midday to the sweltering winter evening.

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[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 15:03 UTC

Checky Chubber

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[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 21:48 UTC

So charmed by a Spookey Ruben reference on Canada Day.

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[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 11:42 UTC

On a podcast Meredith Scardino said that in Japan The Jersey Shore is called Macaroni Rascals and I've never loved a piece of trivia more.

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[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 20:09 UTC

The frustrating thing about the trolley problem is that there's always people you don't get to run over

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[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 21:25 UTC

I can't WAIT to hear them try to explain their way out of THIS!

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[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 19:03 UTC

Romeo + Juliet = Negative Fun!

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[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 11:09 UTC

This is a great joke that closes out really strong with 'bap you beep'.

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[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 12:59 UTC

My takes aren't that hot until you take off their glasses

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[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 11:27 UTC

TLDR it's because he keeps thinking the other actors are snowploughs

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[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 00:16 UTC

Oh you could huck that fucker all kinds

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[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 20:59 UTC

His devil sticks went everywhere

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[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 01:44 UTC

And she's been making the whole story up based on stuff in the room!

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[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 01:40 UTC

Hey I have a report due tomorrow, does anyone know if god was there and if he knew it was her, Margaret

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[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 18:02 UTC

Fuckin baaaaaarf

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[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 20:05 UTC

I heard they might do computers for this one

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[ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 21:28 UTC

Looking at this cheesecake I think I love her

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[ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 17:47 UTC

What do you suppose is literature's most whimsical use of the c word?

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[ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 16:20 UTC

They should put this on the front cover of the Koyaanisqatsi DVD

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[ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 20:06 UTC

Do you ever see the children of rock stars and wonder if they're stupid too

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[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 11:27 UTC

People don't realize it's a spectrum.

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[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 11:26 UTC

Rock me, Beefsteak!

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[ View ] Jun 10, 2024 at 13:21 UTC

Once Google told me I was listening to Royce Da Five Feet Nine Inches and I stopped worrying so much about the robopocalypse.

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[ View ] Jun 07, 2024 at 14:30 UTC

This guy is definitely turtley enough for the turtle club

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[ View ] May 31, 2024 at 01:19 UTC

I mean they are both giant pieces of shit

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[ View ] May 30, 2024 at 07:16 UTC

@flophousepodcast.bsky.social God I cannot wait for the Unfrosted episode of The Flop House.

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[ View ] May 26, 2024 at 21:26 UTC

Also illicit, not elicit, fuck

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[ View ] May 26, 2024 at 21:16 UTC

Well, there goes my long held innocence.

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[ View ] May 26, 2024 at 18:30 UTC

Wait was the whole thing that they were married to other people, having an affair? My sweet virtuous brain could never have conceived of such elicit deceit back when those aired.

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[ View ] May 26, 2024 at 16:18 UTC

Wow

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