Catlord

Catlord @catlurd.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 06:46 UTC

Riding in a car with a trump supporter listening to recordings of Rush Limbaugh:

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Catlord @catlurd.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 02:18 UTC

We wouldn't because the check cleared.

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Catlord @catlurd.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 02:17 UTC

Am I the only one who thinks Trump should be the Emperor of Ikeland?

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Catlord @catlurd.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 02:15 UTC

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Catlord @catlurd.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 21:17 UTC

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Catlord @catlurd.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 18:08 UTC

After 50 years, I haven't gotten very far. I should stop being so patient with myself.

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Catlord @catlurd.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 08:14 UTC

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Catlord @catlurd.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 01:49 UTC

What I look like scrolling social media

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Catlord @catlurd.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 21:12 UTC

Trump aspires to be this cruel.

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Catlord @catlurd.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 20:05 UTC

Make a band more vegitable: Carrot Cake Soft Cell-ery

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Catlord @catlurd.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 05:51 UTC

Summoning the demon, "uWu".

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Catlord @catlurd.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 05:50 UTC

Spare paper when the Charmin ran out

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Catlord @catlurd.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 04:36 UTC

We have the bare minimum to be considered a republic democracy (two parties). One side is plotting for 50 years to tip it over to a style of government the founding fathers fought to separate us from. I think they saw what Putin did, and they are putting it on fast track.

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Catlord @catlurd.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 02:35 UTC

Use solid slugs, for humanity's sake.

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Catlord @catlurd.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 02:29 UTC

The last thing I remember was listening to They Might Be Giants, and playing Dungeons and Dragons with 5 friends over pizza... Who tf is Trump and why tf is he gonna destroy my life?

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Catlord @catlurd.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 00:52 UTC

Well, E.F. should be sHutton da fuckup.

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Catlord @catlurd.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 16:53 UTC

Good Dog, man, put a shirt on. I spit up my morning coffee just scrolling by.

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Catlord @catlurd.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 16:50 UTC

Yeah, I would be slicing and dicing spurious double sided compliments about the hosts lack of fashion with the plaid vest to James Jonah Jameson too.

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Catlord @catlurd.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 04:14 UTC

Ready to lift a leg for revolution.

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Catlord @catlurd.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 04:11 UTC

As a cat, I am behind you 100% on this. This specific bodily fluid is one of my specialties.

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Catlord @catlurd.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 20:21 UTC

It was at this moment The Situation realized all the diaper rumors were true...

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Catlord @catlurd.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 16:59 UTC

Everything could have been averted 70 years ago.

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Catlord @catlurd.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 16:57 UTC

3d printed Libertarian wife.

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Catlord @catlurd.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 03:54 UTC

reskeet with a tweet you still think about Mike Campbell (lead Guitarist for Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers) wrote the hit song, Boys of Summer, for which Tom Petty, after rejecting it, he was given Don Henley's number. Don took it, put it in a higher register and said "Thank you".

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Catlord @catlurd.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 21:30 UTC

Her face says she likes the highways as well as all the other shit.

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Catlord @catlurd.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 21:28 UTC

But I was playing Heroes, Palladium.

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Catlord @catlurd.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 21:27 UTC

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Catlord @catlurd.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 18:27 UTC

Imagine existing without dental pain and food insecurity.

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Catlord @catlurd.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 02:10 UTC

Pardon my scathing cynicism, I am in rare form tonight.

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Catlord @catlurd.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 02:00 UTC

Biden endorses Bernie as the replacement, and everyone reinforces their support for Biden out of fear of actually having a working government.

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