Charles Duncan

Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 21:58 UTC

You're going to outlive Donald Trump and Clarence Thomas and Sam Alito which means you'll get to celebrate their death and piss on their graves if you want

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Charles Duncan @charlie2snakes.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 15:00 UTC

This image is so cursed just me looking at it caused my cows to stop giving milk.

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Charles Duncan @charlie2snakes.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:10 UTC

In a Shayamalanian twist, it turns out anarchy was the answer all along 🤯🏴

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Charles Duncan @charlie2snakes.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 21:12 UTC

I particularly liked that she seemed to agree with you and was incredibly mad about it.

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Charles Duncan @charlie2snakes.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 01:19 UTC

Going long on Iraqi dinars as we speak.

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Charles Duncan @charlie2snakes.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 21:39 UTC

Prestige TV is about finding new ways to be uncomfortable so you only watch it out of misplaced obligation, it's called Doing the Work.

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Charles Duncan @charlie2snakes.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 17:15 UTC

Is there chicanery afoot? Y N

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Charles Duncan @charlie2snakes.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 15:40 UTC

Same, just about the only thing better than space opera is 80's action movie.

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Charles Duncan @charlie2snakes.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 15:34 UTC

Thomas Friedman draws conclusions like Rob Liefeld draws feet.

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Charles Duncan @charlie2snakes.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 01:46 UTC

Woof, that's a spicy one.

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Charles Duncan @charlie2snakes.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 21:25 UTC

I thank God every day no one follows me, if I had to deal with the sicko freaks you do it would break me.

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Charles Duncan @charlie2snakes.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 20:17 UTC

Wild. I'd love to know what kind of market research told them "vibrancy drink" was the way to sell fizzy milk to Americans.

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Charles Duncan @charlie2snakes.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 19:50 UTC

Doodh soda! Did they try this in America? I never saw it.

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Charles Duncan @charlie2snakes.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 19:44 UTC

I was going to say today is your lucky day, but then I remembered that you can also find this on any other day, literally every day.

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Charles Duncan @charlie2snakes.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 19:28 UTC

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Charles Duncan @charlie2snakes.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 14:56 UTC

Oh good, the reactionary theocrats who have lately begun to reject even basic principles of jurisprudence and the appearance of impartiality are going to finally stop the nefarious alliance of children and health care providers.

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Charles Duncan @charlie2snakes.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 05:02 UTC

If my job was being bad at posting then I would already have more money than Elon.

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Charles Duncan @charlie2snakes.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 19:44 UTC

It's a terrible thing to happen, but I do wish doctors were more often patients so they could see how shit doctors are.

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Charles Duncan @charlie2snakes.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 14:29 UTC

The Worst Person You Know Just Made a Terrible Point, What an Absolute Moron

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Charles Duncan @charlie2snakes.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 14:19 UTC

Worst B&B advertising slogan.

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Charles Duncan @charlie2snakes.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 14:12 UTC

They can't catch you because you're a master of disguise, just constantly disappearing at various parades and costume parties.

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Charles Duncan @charlie2snakes.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 06:22 UTC

Dang, write that one down for interviews, that's a bon fucking mot.

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Charles Duncan @charlie2snakes.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 23:59 UTC

Edward Furlong looking bitches

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Charles Duncan @charlie2snakes.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 10:30 UTC

There's a TV pitch in there somewhere, a racial 21 Jump Street/Charlie's Angels where they're trying to...??? Anyway, look for Dolezal's Dolls this fall on ABC Family.

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Charles Duncan @charlie2snakes.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 16:17 UTC

There is no single thing on this earth, no faith, flag or philosophy, that unites more of the world's people than contempt for the English. Every man who hates England is my brother, and though I no longer love my own country my hatred of England will never dim.

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Charles Duncan @charlie2snakes.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 17:36 UTC

I would be so excited to see strength sports get popular.

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Charles Duncan @charlie2snakes.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 13, 2024 at 23:47 UTC

You telling me a hob gobbled this wait hold on

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Charles Duncan @charlie2snakes.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 13, 2024 at 23:45 UTC

"The fuckin' computers now can even read to you what's on the screen. No, even when the image doesn't load! Catch is you gotta write the description when you post it or the screen reader got nothing to read. It's called accessibility, Ton'. It's basic fuckin human rights is what it is."

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Charles Duncan @charlie2snakes.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 16:53 UTC

If I bought an apple cinnamon cookie that contained no apple I would completely flip out.

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Charles Duncan @charlie2snakes.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 05:13 UTC

Yeah, it was a lot of fun, I watched it with no idea of what to expect and it might be the funniest one I've seen so far, although Misfits and Magic is close. I'm several episodes into Starstruck right now. So D20 and Dropout are popular? I'm glad, I know College Humor was shaky for a while.

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Charles Duncan @charlie2snakes.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 04:51 UTC

You're the only person I've ever heard reference Dimension 20, and it's always a trip because it's one of my favorite things in the world, but I can't remember where I first saw it, and nobody I know knew about it before I told them, so I don't even know if it's successful or popular or what.

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Charles Duncan @charlie2snakes.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 15:53 UTC

You get the best guys.

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Charles Duncan @charlie2snakes.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 15:35 UTC

Unpopular opinion, but "old people mad they don't know something" is always great. New information was added to the world without their consent, and they are not having it.

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Charles Duncan @charlie2snakes.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 15:02 UTC

Definitely

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Charles Duncan @charlie2snakes.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 14:50 UTC

You can hear it in his voice.

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Charles Duncan @charlie2snakes.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 14:48 UTC

Did the justices actually believe this, or did they just need the sworn testimony of the stalwart officer as a pretext to be assholes?

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Charles Duncan @charlie2snakes.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 00:15 UTC

If you're not invested in the suffering and slaughter of other species and trying to keep your cognitive dissonance afloat, their sentience and intelligence is so clear.

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Charles Duncan @charlie2snakes.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 00:12 UTC

Philosophers of yore cut the Gordian Knot of this question ages ago:

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