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💀 Narrative Designer 💀 Undead Mess in the Pacific Northwest 💀 World War Z, Predator: HG, Life is Strange: BtS 💀 Schwarzenegger Whisperer 💀 Bi 🏳️‍🌈 He/Him 💀 ADHD

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I feel nauseas just reading that.

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Finished my office, pretty happy with the results. Its this little space in our house I thought would be ideal for a one-man writer's room. Here's the before w/accent wall and the finished room.

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Interesting, but, no, I don't think I'll stop calling it "Skadoo-tree" anytime soon.

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After watching Mad Max Furiosa and the Fallout show, just, like, guys, THEY don't call it "the Wasteland", it's all they've ever known, WE call it the wasteland, because we have the context.

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I can feel the weight

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Culture isn't something to be fed into a meat processor and extruded out by ethically-bankrupt tech companies. The only purpose this serve is to produce a poorly-educated underclass that can be perpetually exploited.

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"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness ... it was the season of light, it was the season of darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair.” -> "It was okay, I guess."

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Anytime there's a solution looking for a problem, shady shit's just around the corner.

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Martha Stewart vibes by way of beltway politics.

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Harsh but true.

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I feel you, I think anything's possible when companies like Discovery Channel can start buying out HBO and shit.

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Especially when it comes to the Poly Bible.

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Everyone knows the police in Asb0egkre Atr Dnhin are very religious.

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I LOVE IT!

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With the announcement of Legend of Zelda: Echoes of Wisdom, I'm suddenly sad there are no folding chairs in Hyrule.

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Happy Pride Everybody

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Nice! It's the best sounding cause of death, because it feels like it's implying morbid hilarity.

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"I'd say it's death by misadventure, officer."

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I love your profile pic!

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Man, this season of Bridgerton is crazy. It was so wild when everyone started yelling "I'm Lady Whistle down!" like it was Spartacus.

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I'm betting "No AI used" will be "actual gameplay footage", "No CFCs", "Only Organic" label of the future.

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any company incorporating AI graphics signals "we don't value or care about what we're making, and neither should you."

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Don't tell me narrative doesn't effect gameplay. Helldivers's Trolley Problem, save the sick kids or get anti-tank mines. A new weapon or no tangible reward. 3,217 divers are heading Marfark and the mines, 33,681 divers are heading to Vernon Wells to save the kids.

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Researching landlords for work and I've had to watch a lot of landlord-perspective media and it's EXACTLY as scummy and cringe-inducing as you'd imagine. Mind you, not as you'd reasonably imagine, but how you'd imagine if it were presented as satire.

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Started playing V Rising now that it's out of early access and the vampire fandom has not let me down. #vrising

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RIP to Roger "The Employer" Corman He was incredibly prolific, His effect on cinema as a teacher and an opportunity maker was immense and deserves its own documentary. My personal favorite film of his was 1958's "The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent"

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They have to diefy themselves, else it would become apparent they don't bring anything besides money to the table, then we might question why any company needs a single leader.

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If it's an infiltration expert, maybe they're already there.

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I think you're right. I don't like seeing wealth on display during a recession, but it's not different than the things events you mentioned in the follow-up post, F1 racing was a good example. It really is a specific derision toward the arts.

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This is all true, no one is against rail besides the airlines.

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I'm some places that's true, but the damage to the perception of theatergoing was done pre-pandemic, people's habits changed during the pandemic and became solidified as the economy crumbled, and cost isn't something that's gotten better.

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Possibly, I've not heard anything about that, I just mentioned them to cover whataboutisms, because their experience is consistently different from major theater chains.

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Imagine what would happen to the airline industry if ANY other reasonable option for global travel became accessible.

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It's the same reason no one calls for a taxi anymore. The core experience was degraded to the point of being unpleasant as all vendors (aside from Alamo Draft House) agreed to the degradation knowing customers had no alternatives. As soon as an other option became accessible, we took it.

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Video Game CEO, frustrated with rate of golden egg production, slices into golden goose to try and find more.

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I also had two copies of this book, in case anyone's worried. This one wasn't in a state to be read.

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Renovating my studio, wanted to do an accent wall. In High School, I loved Mage: The Ascension. It had a lot of influence on me and my old 2nd edition player's guide was already falling out of the cover, so...

Hope that's cool @satyrosphilbrucato.bsky.social

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Or a CocaCola can with your name on the label

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