Chuck Grassley's goat's avatar

Chuck Grassley's goat

@chuckgoat.bsky.social

102 followers 106 following 897 posts

Won the Nobel price of love 1922.


Chuck Grassley's goat's avatar Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social
[ View ]

Cool plane. I thought you had something smaller like a cessna 172. Your Piper is much cooler. How many HP the engine?

1 replies 0 reposts 3 likes


Chuck Grassley's goat's avatar Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social
[ View ]

What's the difference this year? I'm on record saying I'd rather vote for a bucket of shit than vote for trump, so I might not be the most reliable indicator. Did people change their mind about trump and now they like him?

2 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


Chuck Grassley's goat's avatar Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social
[ View ]

Ok, but I want to make it clear to everyone that THE DOG DID NOTHING WRONG.

1 replies 0 reposts 14 likes


Chuck Grassley's goat's avatar Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social
[ View ]

It's kind of a football game where he's the starting QB but also he's also the coach, the only person who can relieve the QB and send in the replacement.

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Chuck Grassley's goat's avatar Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social
[ View ]

Happy Birthday America. Quite possibly the last one. As a gift, this old issue of Captain America, from back then when we punched nazis in the face instead of electing them president.

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Chuck Grassley's goat's avatar Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social
[ View ]

That argument cuts both ways. There also isn't a 50 years industry of trying to destroy Harris. Seems like polls against trump get her almost 10pts over Biden. Not sure I'd rely on these polls, but they're out there.

1 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Reposted by Chuck Grassley's goat

Nick Brumfield's avatar Nick Brumfield @nickjbrumfield.bsky.social
[ View ]

Please for the love of God Biden end the slaughter in Gaza so I can go canvas in Michigan

2 replies 13 reposts 51 likes


Chuck Grassley's goat's avatar Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social
[ View ]

Imagine a headline such as "Mexico has approved the largest seizure of land in the occupied Texas in over three decades."

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Chuck Grassley's goat's avatar Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social
[ View ]

Hillary was the least charismatic presidential candidate of the modern era. There is almost no overlap between the skills required to win the presidency and the skills required to be a good president.

1 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Chuck Grassley's goat's avatar Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social
[ View ]

You say that because you wouldn't be one of the student.

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Chuck Grassley's goat's avatar Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social
[ View ]

It's not me you have to convince. As I said, I'd vote for a bucket of shit before I'd vote for trump. The Q really is who wins/lose more soccer mom: black woman or old senile white guy. It's really the only Q. And it might be that both are equal (both win or both lose, trump is the only factor)

1 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Chuck Grassley's goat's avatar Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social
[ View ]

Coconut/Cracker 2024.

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


Chuck Grassley's goat's avatar Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social
[ View ]

Clips of Biden rambling during the debate have millions and millions of views on tik tok. It's not about to stop. Also, a headline such as "BIDEN DROPS OUT OF THE RACE: ENDORSES KAMALA HARRIS" with a subline of everyone in the party getting in line would be ultimate unity.

1 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Chuck Grassley's goat's avatar Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social
[ View ]

To be clear: yes, it's a tough sell. Obviously. The Q is whether is a tougher sell than a guy who's obviously not really there anymore. Until a week ago, I would have said selling Biden was easier. Now, not sure. It might very well be that we're doomed either way and nothing matters.

1 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Chuck Grassley's goat's avatar Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social
[ View ]

1. If you don't see disunity now, I don't know what to tell you. As for republicans, they're gonna vote trump no matter the candidate; 2. The process is much more simple if the VP takes over for the candidate. That's why Kamala is literally the only person who can replace Biden.

2 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Chuck Grassley's goat's avatar Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social
[ View ]

Harris/Alito 2024. You laugh, but VP is essentially not a job, and then we automatically get one vacancy in the SC.

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Chuck Grassley's goat's avatar Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social
[ View ]

His supporters would vote for him no matter who runs against him. He could run against god, they wouldn't vote for god. His detractors (like me) would vote for anyone but him. I'd vote for a bucket of shit over trump. The Q is who gets more of the people in-between. Biden or Kamala.

2 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Chuck Grassley's goat's avatar Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social
[ View ]

Kamala and a Cracker 2024.

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


Chuck Grassley's goat's avatar Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social
[ View ]

There you go. 2 generations represented. Diversity is our strength! Also neither name on the ticket has done any weird thing with/to dogs. Let's GOOOOOOO!!!

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Chuck Grassley's goat's avatar Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social
[ View ]

VICE-PRESIDENT ANDREW CUOMO. Now that you've seen this, go wash your eyes with bleach.

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Chuck Grassley's goat's avatar Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social
[ View ]

We need an old white guy somewhere on that ticket. I don't know who fit the bill better than this guy. Harris/Walz 2024.

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


Chuck Grassley's goat's avatar Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social
[ View ]

Same. He can resign the day after the inauguration if he wants to. I don't care. Electorally, I don't care much either. I'll vote for whoever has the best chance of beating trump. I'd vote for Biden's dead body over trump. Heck, I'd vote for trump's dead body over live trump.

0 replies 0 reposts 2 likes


Chuck Grassley's goat's avatar Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social
[ View ]

Pardon every single federal inmate. All of them. Empty every federal correctional facility. Give each of them a bus ticket to Florida. Whatever bus station is closest to Mar-A-Lago.

0 replies 0 reposts 2 likes


Reposted by Chuck Grassley's goat

Chuck Grassley's goat's avatar Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social
[ View ]

Yep. The ship is sinking.

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


Chuck Grassley's goat's avatar Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social
[ View ]

Flying it upside down.

1 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


Chuck Grassley's goat's avatar Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social
[ View ]

Cool. I agree. We all do. Even the worst MAGAest trumpers agree that voting for a criminal is bad. The problem is that all the dummies voting for the convicted felon think he's the most honest man on earth. That's kind of how conmen work: they con people.

0 replies 0 reposts 4 likes


Chuck Grassley's goat's avatar Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social
[ View ]

Come on Dark Brandon.

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Chuck Grassley's goat's avatar Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social
[ View ]

Your main problem was knowing what you're talking about. Those of us who don't study courts for a living just suppose 5 or 6 conservatives on the court will wonder "What would Ted Cruz do?" and go with that. We haven't been wrong in a while.

0 replies 0 reposts 2 likes


Chuck Grassley's goat's avatar Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social
[ View ]

Google search for "How to move to Canada" are about to explode again.

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Chuck Grassley's goat's avatar Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social
[ View ]

Seems obvious to me. I mean, there would be a lot of drone strikes, but this one should be first. It's ok, we got plenty of drones idle in their hangars right now.

0 replies 1 reposts 2 likes


Chuck Grassley's goat's avatar Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social
[ View ]

Biden can't shoot a guy on fifth Avenue, but a drone strike is completely different.

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


Chuck Grassley's goat's avatar Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social
[ View ]

Claire McCaskill shall forever be known as "Blue Susan Collins".

0 replies 0 reposts 3 likes


Chuck Grassley's goat's avatar Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social
[ View ]

A drone strike on Mar-A-Lago doesn't seem drastic to me. It seems like an official act.

0 replies 0 reposts 6 likes


Chuck Grassley's goat's avatar Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social
[ View ]

I wish the same survey houses would do the same exercise but replace trump with a bunch of alternates. Biden vs Haley, Tim Scott, Ted Cruz, DeSantis, Chris Christie, etc...

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Chuck Grassley's goat's avatar Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social
[ View ]

I hope he doesn't report to prison and tries to flee.

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Chuck Grassley's goat's avatar Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social
[ View ]

Blame her too. And also Alyssa Milano, for the same reasons.

1 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


Chuck Grassley's goat's avatar Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social
[ View ]

AOC, Bernie, Tlaib, Ilhan, Bowman. Why these specifically? Well, it's always the progressive's fault, so there you go.

1 replies 0 reposts 2 likes


Chuck Grassley's goat's avatar Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social
[ View ]

I'm going with a Trump/Hillary 2024 ticket.

1 replies 1 reposts 2 likes


Chuck Grassley's goat's avatar Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social
[ View ]

I'd vote for a bucket of shit over trump. I wish it would be the case for everyone, but I don't think it is. And Liz Warren ain't gonna change that.

1 replies 0 reposts 2 likes


Chuck Grassley's goat's avatar Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social
[ View ]

If it's about the message, we're fucked. Cause today the message was "I'll argue my golf handicap".

1 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


Chuck Grassley's goat's avatar Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social
[ View ]

My biggest hope is that tonight's debate, however bad it was (it was bad AF), doesn't matter one bit. Nobody votes for Joe Biden anyway, people vote against trump, and it's not like trump did anything to gain vote tonight either.

1 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


Chuck Grassley's goat's avatar Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social
[ View ]

Ok, but nobody cares about Liz Warren, so maybe the guy who presents himself as the right choice should have explained why he's the right choice instead of squabbling about his golf handicap.

3 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


Chuck Grassley's goat's avatar Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social
[ View ]

Get rid of bitcoin or get rid of Utah. Tough choice.

1 replies 0 reposts 2 likes


Chuck Grassley's goat's avatar Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social
[ View ]

I, for one, am looking forward to tonight's debate where we'll hear in-depth discussions on policies from two politicians we don't really know much about.

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Chuck Grassley's goat's avatar Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social
[ View ]

There's one: Unlike a republican, the pro-segregation democrat would vote for Jeffries as speaker. As far as we know. If his AIPAC handler tell him to do otherwise, he'll do otherwise...

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Chuck Grassley's goat's avatar Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social
[ View ]

Latimer won by ~14,500 votes. It means AIPAC spent over $1000 per winning vote. Most people would sell their vote for a thousand buck. I vaguely remember an economist calculating the value of a vote to be approximately 7 bucks.

0 replies 0 reposts 2 likes


Chuck Grassley's goat's avatar Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social
[ View ]

As long as he's got his name on the ballot in November, that works for me.

1 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


Chuck Grassley's goat's avatar Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social
[ View ]

Was super down about Bowman losing against blue George Santos, this makes me a little more happy.

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Chuck Grassley's goat's avatar Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social
[ View ]

Bowman should run as an independent. There's no downside. Even if it makes a republican win the district (very unlikely), it's not much of a difference between Latimer and a republican. It might also force AIPAC to throw more money into Latimer. The more you make them waste money, the better.

4 replies 1 reposts 11 likes