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Send them to Greece. They’re pushed for space so you get put in the ground for a bit, then taken back up and, now taking up considerably less room, put into the family tomb or the ossuary.
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Aarrrgghhhh: its scent. Damn you auto arroyo!
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But really, is there any flower more beautiful than lilac? The house is filled with it’s scent.
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Although they did admire the Roman Republic - the Senate, the Capitol, the architecture of Washington DC, and, of course, Washington’s reputation as a “modern Cincinnatus”, Hamilton’s pseudonym of “Publius” all reflect that ingrained admiration for all things Roman.
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With frequent cuts to Laura Riefenstahl to judge (and I WILL judge) her reaction.
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All these variations on a theme of weather when “nasty, brutish, and short” is RIGHT THERE.
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I planted mine beside the pond. I don’t know quite what’s in there - newts, beetles, skaters, boatmen - but I have no problem with snails eating hostas.
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Cato helping to ensure my jeans are well pressed.
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A bottle of red, a bottle of white.
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My favourite: telling a man that tying a knot in a plastic bag creates a Higgs-Boson particle because doing so gives weight to mass and physicists can’t work this out because none of them ever buys groceries.
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The protestors should have put up a sign reading “ELEMENTARY SCHOOL—LONE GUNMAN INSIDE” which I hear is very effective in Texas at keeping cops off the property for hours.
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Bear.
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It’s free in Ireland, with a long term illness cert.
The Health Service buys it from the manufacturer for around $10 (ten) and we all kick in, via taxes, to pay for it because illness should not be punished.
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Yu is going undercover. #StealthCat
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Wishing all of you a very merry Confederate Surrender Day.
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PSA: Please DO NOT look directly at the Oreos without a protective pair of Fig Newtons.
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I think B&Q will cut wood to measure, but you have to be there. If you have a building supplier nearby, they will almost certainly cut for you. Especially if you turn up in a small car and look pathetic (something Himself- 6’4” and built - managed regularly during our build).
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The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald xkcd.com/2910
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If ANYONE’S boobs walked into a room I’d wonder where the rest of them were.
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Damn, Brandon
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It me.
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Not lasagna, but it’s (a) vegetarian and (b) lush (and you can leave out the cranberries if it’s not Christmas.
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The Louvre has cleaned it’s magnificent Hans Holbein portrait of Anne of Cleves… it’s been transformed
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this doesn't necessarily disprove the "she's dead" theory
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This has officially made my week
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I’m good. Lost a Guinea fowl over Christmas but gained a cat. How’s the tribe and garden?
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Sometimes you just have to.
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Trying to overshadow Jesus on his resurrection holiday is actually incredible PR.
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I didn’t realise self scanning machines were around in the 1970s.
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But maybe there’s a solution in the outline.
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Zip. Thud. IYKYK
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