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“So she would have the artist turn his lyrics over to the government prior to putting out or promoting any songs he planned to use them in, and at that point if they are deemed to be “inconsistent with the goals of rehabilitation”, prosecutors could ask to modify Dorsey’s supervised release terms.”
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“Good morning, Baltimore” *she stops, mid-song, to make sure everybody’s signed their legal documents*
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My apologies for the typo and its accidental creation of an affidavit singing process.
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Pouring one out for all the Idaho kids who won’t get to go to the library because their parents will get nervous about singing an affidavit.
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That’s a famous-ish quote by someone else.
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Everybody freaking out about extrajudicial killings is going to lose it when they find out about the existence of cops.
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Your grandma sounds hilarious.
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Why didn’t they just have unlimited 1940s cash and a desire to see the country before settling somewhere expensive?
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Every time this comes up, I’m like time to immigrate to Louisiana.
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Was working on a text and laboriously typed "Siouxsie and the Banshees" only to watch helplessly as autocorrect changed "Siouxsie" to "Susie" and all of a sudden I want to burn all of Silicon Valley to the ground. That's not an overreaction is it?
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I would be worried that person was going to tail me.
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Still laughing with the guy on here who had to slowly break it to his mom that Italy isn’t the anti-fash dream.
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Americans, looking to move abroad: “so where can I live that isn’t fascist, won’t wilt under climate change, and has a Whole Foods?”
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“AI is the google plus of information.”
“What?”
“Exactly.”
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They need a new self help book for companies called “how to solve all your problems by giving up on that product no one wants.”
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Same and same. This is our home, our community, our history, and they can yank all of that out of my cold dead, Black hands.
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Same. But also, why should we have to give up our country for them? It’s our country too, and it always will be, no matter how much they don’t like us.
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Big WTP, heavy on it. ❤️🖤💚
By the people, for the people, who the people? We The People
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Reconstruction 2: Reparation Day
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*Whitney Houston singing about reconstruction voice* “didn’t we almost have it all.”
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Reconstruction 2: This Time It’s Personal
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Reconstruction 2: The North Will Rise Again
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Looking forward to 2 reconstruction 2 furious.
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Because the vibes are bad right now, here’s something we can all laugh at
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I guess the British won after all.
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This one was going to get me on watch lists anyway, hoping to stay alive long enough to get it to you.
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No, whenever judges get around to overturning laws the stuff they focus on the new facts, the new law, and any culture shifts since last time, not the three lines they’re citing from a 1976 dissent.
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No shame in feeling scared, overwhelmed and not knowing what to do. To me feeling one's feelings doesn't preclude taking action. These are confusing times. Give yourself some grace.
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The Supreme Court just overthrew the country and I’m still seeing headlines that are like “did you know Joe Biden is like, months older than his opponent?”
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I can’t believe the Supreme Court just ruled that the president can sleep outdoors in a public space.
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WaPo about to issue an apology and retraction for "all that Watergate stuff"
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Maybe we can just move the fireworks to Juneteenth.
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People seem down, but it’s actually pretty exciting that we can get legally killed by cops and presidents and people acting in self defense because we took their parking spot.
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The Supreme Court is celebrating the 4th of July by reminding us that the entire point of this country was killing millions for a tax break for a few rich people.
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In a 6-3 decision, the Supreme Court holds that having a country is for suckers.
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Don’t blame the tomatoes. Blame the influence of the commie vines they grow on.
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Communism is just anything they don’t like.
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Wow, here I am out here suddenly cheering for Goldman Sachs.
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No, you shouldn’t have to.
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Always.
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So far I’ve gotten around that by clearing cookies/the cache/history.
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