I’ve finally seen the gladiator Kirk episode of Star Trek and honestly the funniest part is how they awkwardly jammed a hot blonde sex slave in there in a desperate, unsuccessful attempt to make it not the gayest 44 minutes of television mine eyes hath ever beheld
My hot take is that Star Trek is at its very best when someone in production has to make a phone call because everything is getting a little too gay and they need to add in a little heterosexuality in before things go from subtext to text.