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@climp.bsky.social

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climp @climp.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 15:28 UTC

US News orphanage rankings 2024

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climp @climp.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 14:50 UTC

Somersault vs log roll pros and cons reddit

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climp @climp.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 14:56 UTC

Let us mark today with a solemn display of fireworks

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Anduril W.K. @beeep.computer
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 02:24 UTC

Your Driver BOLTHEUS has arrived! Look for a PEGASUS THE COLOR OF YOUR MOTHERS EYES

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climp @climp.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 04:52 UTC

I’m busy sliding down some scree. I’ll call you back

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colorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 13:21 UTC

not enough people talk about how brave it is to sit and look at spreadsheets and pdfs all day, risking your life

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climp @climp.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 04:47 UTC

[me, having long ago mastered teleportation] hey man i need a ride

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An Evan @elsplice.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 19:37 UTC

People are saying Bluesky doesn't have a sense of humor? Time for me to crank this bad boy up!

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climp @climp.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 01:20 UTC

Oh cool I’m also from the surface

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climp @climp.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 15:00 UTC

And we didn’t like him either

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 13:43 UTC

i got an extremely rare lung disease from the gold spray paint i used on my gamer chair. my doctor says i'm lucky to have such a cool chair and be alive

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Crab Man @crabman.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 22:55 UTC

Fun fact: they are called links because you have to "clink" on them to access their internet information.

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climp @climp.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 17:51 UTC

At a funeral watching a slideshow of all the deceased's favorite memes. Some laughs in there but mostly we were clapping

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climp @climp.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 20:54 UTC

All the girls at camp called me uncompromising

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climp @climp.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 05:13 UTC

I say hundo because i just don’t have the time to say hundred

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climp @climp.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 05:18 UTC

Chaucer is lucky he’s already dead

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climp @climp.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 20:03 UTC

The jerk store texted. That’s how they do things now.

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Anduril W.K. @beeep.computer
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 16:55 UTC

unbuttoning my shirt at the beach to reveal a Tony Stark chest implant of a Table-Is-Ready buzzer from Olive Garden

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climp @climp.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 01:51 UTC

midwife cwisis

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climp @climp.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 01:34 UTC

Cashiers in awe as I one-hand a gallon of milk off the conveyor

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climp @climp.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 23:18 UTC

I would let my boss win in any competition except a sack race. That's mine

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climp @climp.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 01:30 UTC

Baby you jangle and honk like a closing garage door

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climp @climp.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 00:06 UTC

Saw this dude all fucked up and doctors were like can’t do nothing he took a vitamin then forgot and took another

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climp @climp.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 15:19 UTC

I’m putting together a team for one last job. I’m your new oncologist, btw

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climp @climp.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 01:15 UTC

(Stroking your cheek) babe you have an amazing texture pack

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climp @climp.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 21:25 UTC

Rehab rejection letter

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climp @climp.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 18:05 UTC

The cube was never yours to gleam

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climp @climp.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 17:56 UTC

Sorry to be a pain but I believe I actually ordered limited breadsticks

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climp @climp.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 03:56 UTC

Resting bitch facts

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climp @climp.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 18:01 UTC

(Meeting ice breaker) I actually normally sweat more than this

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climp @climp.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 03:01 UTC

Herald announcing my medical conditions before I sweep into the cafeteria

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climp @climp.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 17:44 UTC

Chowders (various)

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climp @climp.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 04:00 UTC

Licking my hand and smoothing down my leg hair

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climp @climp.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 02:01 UTC

There were more of me then

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climp @climp.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 02:01 UTC

When i was a kids we used to drink directly from the horse

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climp @climp.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 22:36 UTC

Um thanks for the corona but you forgot to put the pickle in it

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climp @climp.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 04:43 UTC

Imagine an Elizabeth with way more syllables

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climp @climp.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 04:32 UTC

All my prophesies about needing to pee at night have come to pass

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climp @climp.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 23:17 UTC

There are places all over the world

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climp @climp.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 19:44 UTC

I’ve never said “thanks jeff” and really meant it

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climp @climp.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 13:13 UTC

Got a hankering for food that’s hella warm

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climp @climp.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 15, 2024 at 23:26 UTC

Last posts before servers shut down so you don’t miss church!

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climp @climp.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 15, 2024 at 20:55 UTC

All the top minds at Philips could never made a CD-R half as nacreous as you

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climp @climp.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 15:58 UTC

The whole office is saying your followers are losers and your ziggurat is fucked up and stupid. What are you even doing

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climp @climp.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 13:31 UTC

Kicked over my trash and it dropped exotic garbage. Great stats, new cosmetics.

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climp @climp.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 14:38 UTC

Doing some deep analysis with word clouds. Measuring fonts. Taking notes. Nodding.

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climp @climp.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 11:53 UTC

You guys need anything from LabCorp

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climp @climp.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 10, 2024 at 14:05 UTC

All of my movements are controlled, economical, precise. If I reach for a jar I will NOT miss my target.

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climp @climp.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 09, 2024 at 15:08 UTC

Thinking of visiting a place with sights, sounds, things of that nature.

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climp @climp.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 09, 2024 at 00:15 UTC

The worst part of having kids is swimming upstream to spawn them and then dying

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