Clyde Lee "Two Ducks" Smith

Spencer M Ross @srossmktg.com [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 13:33 UTC

We will know today if the debate was a disaster or if Biden can just Seal Team 6 his opponent out of the race...

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Clyde Lee "Two Ducks" Smith @clydeleesmith.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 13:40 UTC

Civilian oversight of police committees in the US are a joke.

www.al.com/crime/2024/0...

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Clyde Lee "Two Ducks" Smith @clydeleesmith.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 13:29 UTC

Just think: What comes down from the Supreme Court in the next hour or two will *quickly* determine the fate of our country. Breathtaking actually.

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Clyde Lee "Two Ducks" Smith @clydeleesmith.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 23:32 UTC

The band names just leap off the signs!

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Clyde Lee "Two Ducks" Smith @clydeleesmith.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 03:17 UTC

After that, maybe it's time for a trip up to Cleveland. Take in a ball game, then set the lake on fire, just like old times! Okay, now I'm hungry. Sure could go for some crunchtastic Utz Sour Lead and Onion paint chips! Cry more, wokesters! (2/2)

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Clyde Lee "Two Ducks" Smith @clydeleesmith.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 03:16 UTC

Now that MAGA judges and not woke scientists will ultimately determine environmental standards, I look forward to changing my car's motor oil and just dumping the old oil out in the street, right? That's called FREEDOM FROM ONEROUS REGULATIONS. Suck on it, libs! (1/2)

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Clyde Lee "Two Ducks" Smith @clydeleesmith.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 02:52 UTC

I especially don't want to hear or read any more jiveaſs swill from the likes of Frank Luntz, a man who has done substantial & possibly irreparable damage to our nation's politics. Muted for the Duration on my end, & I would feel blessed to get blocked by him. Focusgroup *this*, Frank.

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Clyde Lee "Two Ducks" Smith @clydeleesmith.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 01:40 UTC

GENE PARMESAN 4EVA.

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Clyde Lee "Two Ducks" Smith @clydeleesmith.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 16:55 UTC

We are not far from hearing a MAGA notable just blurt out "something something useless eaters." My bet is on Bannon, slightly over Miller.

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Clyde Lee "Two Ducks" Smith @clydeleesmith.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 13:10 UTC

Definitely not the Lowe Mill historian you want, but maybe the Lowe Mill historian you need. Rate card available on request. #crashboombangtheatre #flymo #huntsvillealabama

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Clyde Lee "Two Ducks" Smith @clydeleesmith.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 05:05 UTC

NOT FOUND

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Clyde Lee "Two Ducks" Smith @clydeleesmith.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 05:05 UTC

"I want to be in the town where they know what I'm like and don't mind."- "Station Approach" by Elbow.

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Clyde Lee "Two Ducks" Smith @clydeleesmith.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 22:40 UTC

I was going to paint this exact scene. Damn you AI, get out of my head! Courtesy @facebookaislop

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Clyde Lee "Two Ducks" Smith @clydeleesmith.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 22:26 UTC

On Threads, a perceptive poster gave Dean Smith as a counterexample. Which is sorta correct but he was a native Kansan.

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Clyde Lee "Two Ducks" Smith @clydeleesmith.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 22:23 UTC

We're just drawn that way.

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Clyde Lee "Two Ducks" Smith @clydeleesmith.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 17:01 UTC

Y'all know I'm no Gump™️ apologist, but I can assure you there isn't a Southern white coach at any level who wouldn't use the same exact language in 1967 right in public.

www.al.com/opinion/2024...

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Clyde Lee "Two Ducks" Smith @clydeleesmith.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 02:03 UTC

I'd love to get ahold of audio of him announcing, but he was doing this pre-WW2 and it's unlikely anything survives, unless there's some wire recording lying around. But hey, I've got a tape of CURRENT Gov. Ivey gleefully talking about performing in blackface in college. Thanks, WEGL? Lucky me :-/

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Clyde Lee "Two Ducks" Smith @clydeleesmith.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 01:44 UTC

My family moved from ATL to BHM in the late 60s and even as a kid I could tell that the intensity of bigotry was off scale, right down to our teacher in Bluff Park saying on Apr05 that MLK was an agitator who had it coming. I've been trying to work out the reasons for that difference ever since.

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Clyde Lee "Two Ducks" Smith @clydeleesmith.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 22:03 UTC

Okay, swanky foundling floor lamp working now. Who wants it? (HSV area only)
#poshandscenicwesthuntsville

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Clyde Lee "Two Ducks" Smith @clydeleesmith.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 16:47 UTC

Many of you have neglected to wonder just what kickaſs professional setup I have here at Unclaimed Mysteries Radio Online. Well, here's your answer, fishbulbs. (Via Facebook)

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Clyde Lee "Two Ducks" Smith @clydeleesmith.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 01:11 UTC

I am so proud of what Friends of Rickwood Field have done for this MLB game in Birmingham tonight. The broadcast is just right, with a brief touch of the 1950s tech. Even Smoltz seems less ... uh ornery.

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Clyde Lee "Two Ducks" Smith @clydeleesmith.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 17:50 UTC

That faded baby blue splotch at the top of the state map represented my town's last gasp of sanity before it succumbed to the MAGA.

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Clyde Lee "Two Ducks" Smith @clydeleesmith.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 16:45 UTC

Follow me for more entrepreneurial advice.

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Clyde Lee "Two Ducks" Smith @clydeleesmith.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 18:56 UTC

Going to be interesting to see people's reactions this week about learning that Bull Connor was once the Birmingham Barons' radio play-by-play announcer.

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Clyde Lee "Two Ducks" Smith @clydeleesmith.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 02:37 UTC

I just remembered that I got to see Willie Mays once against the Braves at Atlanta Stadium. I actually remember Willie McCovey more because he hit an upper deck HR. Launching Pad or not, that was a poke. I also remember seeing Juan Marichal, and imitated his windup until I realized it was silly.

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Clyde Lee "Two Ducks" Smith @clydeleesmith.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 01:30 UTC

Once again, a package I ordered is taking a side trip to Huntsville, Texas.

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Clyde Lee "Two Ducks" Smith @clydeleesmith.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 16:38 UTC

Yes, but *whose* body double? #shapeshifter? #imjustaskingquestions

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Clyde Lee "Two Ducks" Smith @clydeleesmith.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 15, 2024 at 23:34 UTC

So I come back to a near-90°F house after forgetting to set the A/C this AM. The porch where this sensor hangs faces north in case you're wondering if it's a legit 101°F. It is. Notes to self: 1. I'm not as heat tolerant as I used to be. 2. Being a thermostat jockey is a sucker's game.

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Clyde Lee "Two Ducks" Smith @clydeleesmith.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 15, 2024 at 03:09 UTC

Party animal here: I've got some antibiotics and now I'm gonna mix them with these probiotics and watch them fight to the death in my medicine cabinet. ($0.99 to Stephen Wright)

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Clyde Lee "Two Ducks" Smith @clydeleesmith.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 19:21 UTC

If I was a tire dealer I would have someone painting rainbows on every intersection in America 24/7/365.

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Clyde Lee "Two Ducks" Smith @clydeleesmith.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 13, 2024 at 15:25 UTC

It's about that time.

clydeleesmith.com/namechange/

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Clyde Lee "Two Ducks" Smith @clydeleesmith.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 16:34 UTC

I wonder if he saw a certain X-Files episode and thought, "Hmm I also have eerie mind control powers. Maybe I can just make up my own ID card."

www.al.com/news/2024/06...

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Clyde Lee "Two Ducks" Smith @clydeleesmith.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 01:48 UTC

I have enough ball caps. But I'm not going to let this one go. Easily. #springfieldisotopes

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Clyde Lee "Two Ducks" Smith @clydeleesmith.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 01:15 UTC

Yep. Just call me Two Ducks.

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Clyde Lee "Two Ducks" Smith @clydeleesmith.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 08, 2024 at 16:49 UTC

The antics of Trump, as malevolent as he is, are perfect cover for consummate jiveaſses such as this guy to seal the fate of the American Experiment.

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Clyde Lee "Two Ducks" Smith @clydeleesmith.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 08, 2024 at 16:24 UTC

White Southerners who want to see clearly must reject Old South sentiment. You may lose friends, relatives, even respect for your ancestors. But it's the only way to see past the Lost Cause, the most malevolent mind fuck in American history. It must start with this. It's 2024.

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Clyde Lee "Two Ducks" Smith @clydeleesmith.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 19:23 UTC

You never forget your first ducking, especially if one of them is a duckzilla. #jeeprenegade

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Clyde Lee "Two Ducks" Smith @clydeleesmith.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 15:33 UTC

Shedding possessions left and right like a hillbilly Marie Kondo. Y'all know I'm serious if I'm letting this exquisite treasure go.

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Clyde Lee "Two Ducks" Smith @clydeleesmith.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 04:16 UTC

My recent posts on social media read like a drawn out exit interview.

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