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This photo is pure 2024.
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listen, I’m fairly open to people with a lot of views on the election, including people who say it the outcome won’t make a difference to them, but, even if that’s true for you, it will make a difference to the vast majority of people so get over your shit by November
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styling Eckhart to look like approximately 1/3rd of an Alan Ritchson is killing me
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cannot stop laughing at everything about this 30 Rock site gag ass movie
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it’s especially weird with Biden because he has a fifty-year history of saying dumb shit without thinking. it was the most discussed risk when Obama picked him.
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i have a guess but mike actually knows this stuff. i'll defer to him since you'll be in touch with him anyway.
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@saltlick.bsky.social @lexlanham.bsky.social @questauthority.bsky.social do any of you know someone who can help Spider?
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@vaspider.gay what state are you located in?
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A+ voicemail transcript here:
"I was hoping that I could speak to someone that Majors or does well in employment. Employment stuff, I guess if that makes sense. I'm looking for an employment lawyer."
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i'm blocking this person but FYI
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yes, we boiled the planet, but it was worth it to make a machine that, instead of adding two plus two, takes the statistical average of every answer to questions containing "what" "is" "two" and "plus" from a database of illegal cell phone transcripts and returns a fake nude pic of a high schooler
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it's less a campaign than a support group for Havana Syndrome
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The Tories could still win if King Charles has courage.
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if only I could empty my head of bullshit like this, maybe I could remember normal things
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reskeet with a tweet you still think about
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Mayor: we’ve heard you, we’ve seen you protest, and I’m happy to announce that this city is replacing the Karma Police with the Karma Rapid Action Team
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being able to search for words in images is a receipts goldmine
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thought i'd check my camera roll for "nuzzi"
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absolutely yes
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need a name for a political system where a white guy who votes tells other people not to vote. novel idea though. we'll probably need to brainstorm.
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“Are you still a believer in America? Because at seven, it’s marginal, right?”