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luke the myoclonic jerk

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I have officially stopped closely tracking the debate and will now drink heavily

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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches's avatar hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social
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i quit drinking but crave self abuse so i'll watch you drink

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Chet Sandberg's avatar Chet Sandberg @chetsandberg.bsky.social
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I’m three drinks in. Holy shit.

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luke the myoclonic jerk's avatar luke the myoclonic jerk @coolhand.bsky.social
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Why is david axelrod’s suit wet

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luke the myoclonic jerk's avatar luke the myoclonic jerk @coolhand.bsky.social
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so what talking head do I watch after this. Or maybe someone’s already cranked out a think piece I don’t normally care that much but the tone of coverage that comes out of this is gonna be a thing

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luke the myoclonic jerk's avatar luke the myoclonic jerk @coolhand.bsky.social
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lol good time for a break gonna come back and start rolling mid fist fight

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luke the myoclonic jerk's avatar luke the myoclonic jerk @coolhand.bsky.social
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Ok one good line “Look at what he says he is and then look at what he is” “You’re the child” was stooping

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luke the myoclonic jerk's avatar luke the myoclonic jerk @coolhand.bsky.social
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Fuck cnn. They screwed this up again. Guardian is ripping them apart for no fact checking, no reason they couldn’t have done it

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luke the myoclonic jerk's avatar luke the myoclonic jerk @coolhand.bsky.social
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AHHHH BIDEN MISUSED DECIMATE

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luke the myoclonic jerk's avatar luke the myoclonic jerk @coolhand.bsky.social
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This is maybe the worst debate I’ve ever seen in terms of just sheer volumes of incomprehensible bullshit Watching the subtitles is kind of hilarious

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Tami's avatar Tami @chronictami.bsky.social
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Not related: is your name - myoclonic jerk - related to mood stabilizers that also treat seizures or am I thinking about this too hard or is that some side effect I'm not aware of

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Foxy esquire's avatar Foxy esquire @foxylustygrover.bsky.social
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Could we, and please just hear me out here, but how about they had drink heavily as president instead?

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✨The Daniel✨'s avatar ✨The Daniel✨ @intelectconfig.wtf
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Oh no, I saw this and genuinely hoped you turned it off 🫣

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Temple Drake's avatar Temple Drake @templedrake.bsky.social
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Yea, I turned that shit off & am going to start drinking early tonight.

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Kevin Hamel's avatar Kevin Hamel @kevinhamel.bsky.social
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I had a visceral reaction (not kidding), had difficulty cooking dinner, had to leave the room at the sound of Trump spewing at full volume.

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pöst-scött's avatar pöst-scött @buzzandhum.bsky.social
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Oh! I guess I'm glad I got into my cups instead of watching the debate.

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