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Coyoty (adj.): Like a coyote or Coyote in form, spirit, or humor. Ready to puns upon any opportunity for wordprey.

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God wears a latex dalmatian suit.

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You haven't seen Preacher, I'm guessing.

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It's an unfunded mandate.

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I want to see your closet first.

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Senators reach bipartisan deal to ban stock trading by lawmakers - ABC News abcnews.go.com/Business/sen...

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What's happening with Biden is the worst kind of agism. His allies are defending his independence and self-governance, but want to control him and his estate, so they sow doubt about his competency.

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They don't appreciate your sacrificing yourself for them.

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He's Joekyll and Hyden.

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I want a daily word calendar to have a day's word be "yestermorrow" so we can say it's the word for today.

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It was a common euphemism for Jews who marched with MLK and others

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They're not missing her. They're celebrating her absence.

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The deal, offered by the prosecutor who later became Trump's labor secretary, was designed to have minimal penalties for Epstein.

Jeffrey Epstein transcripts: Prosecutors knew millionaire raped teen girls years before cutting deal | AP News apnews.com/article/jeff...

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God DAMNIT Instagram stop trying to sell me a ceramic chicken dick!

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That's the fruiting body of a zombie fungus.

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Bible studies now required in all Oklahoma schools.

Oklahoma state superintendent announces all schools must incorporate the Bible and the Ten Commandments in curriculums

www.cnn.com/2024/06/27/u...

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They're gonna party poop like it's 1899.

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Attorney notes show Trump as a paranoid hoarder desperately clutching "his boxes". His defense says the case should be dismissed due to attorney-client privileges.

abcnews.go.com/US/trump-exp...

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He's just a scapegoat for phenomenon that existed before him, like those guys blamed for crop circles.

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"What brings you into the emergency room this week, as if I have to ask?" "Another toddler." "Have you considered not running a combination gun shop and day care?"

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He's just going through a phase.

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