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Ed Zitron@zitron.bsky.social |
God DAMNIT Instagram stop trying to sell me a ceramic chicken dick!
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Ed Zitron@zitron.bsky.social |
God DAMNIT Instagram stop trying to sell me a ceramic chicken dick!
74 replies 122 reposts 887 likes
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ᴅᴏᴡɴ10⸻
@down10.bsky.social
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As a haiku: Damn it Instagram Stop trying to sell me a Ceramic chicken dick
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Sen. Gogurt taking notes on a criminal conspiracy
@ugarles.bsky.social
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the one design innovation that titan didn't try was the one that could have saved them
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Et alia
@s0m3f00l.bsky.social
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Toma.
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Richard the Sod
@dreamcastbarber.com
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Chicken & mushroom
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@mcmjolnir.bsky.social
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Gonna chip my goddamn teeth
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SpottyAltAcc 🍉
@spottygoober.bsky.social
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Shade
@shadane.bsky.social
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As if chickens didn't have enough problems already, now roosters have to put up with chefs mocking them for not having shlongs.
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Lennie Brisco County Jr
@mburchett.bsky.social
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Damn Ed. What have you been googling?
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Oh god, oh fuck. My skeets are public!?
@sekoku.bsky.social
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FLARED BASE. FLARED BASE!
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Kitten motherfukin Britches bitches 🤘😸
@kittenbritches.bsky.social
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@catovitch.bsky.social
That baked chicken needs to settle down.
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🍉 I Love Pets Four Hundred Twenty
@ilovepets420.bsky.social
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chick en pe nis 👏👏 👏👏👏
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Ersatzov
@ersatzov.bsky.social
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That dick is rubbing right up against the Pope’s nose too
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Joel/kingjder02/whatever
@joelsftw.bsky.social
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Okay who designed it? Please raise your hand.
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Stringwoman
@stringwoman.bsky.social
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Am I the only one who sees that the chicken’s legs are TIED? Just what are they selling here??
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Maia🏳️⚧️
@doonethingforme.bsky.social
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LEARN MORE
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tradingvices
@tradingvices.bsky.social
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something something yellow submarine
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A Frockwork Orange
@hacklock.bsky.social
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I think you gotta get this one, for the culture
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Grouching Towards Bethlehem
@arkansasmichael.bsky.social
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Thats NOT how i pictured the submarine the Beatles sang of…
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Forde
@fordesponja.bsky.social
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I'm sure someone purchased this saying it was for cooking but it was because they wanted an aneros in reality
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andy facemire
@statsboyandi.bsky.social
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yellow submarine and or ocarina of time, but chicken dick
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James Anthony
@jamtone.bsky.social
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Ringo Starr didn't come out from behind the drums for this
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Coyoty
@coyoty.bsky.social
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Spatch-cock.
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Self-deprecating ghost
@soundwave187.bsky.social
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You just made some pervert's day.
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Eden/Edea (Oracle of Seasons )
@edenadema2.bsky.social
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A cock is a rooster so this seems like false advertisement
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Angelaina
@angelaina.bsky.social
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That Chicken Dick's Dick Chicken Good. Mmmm-mmm!
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WildGorillaMan
@wildgorillaman.bsky.social
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I don’t know what I expected when I woke up today but it wasn’t this
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Lucien Ey
@pollhereford.bsky.social
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'It's a musical instrument too, if you blow it!!!'
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Ben McLeish
@mcleish.bsky.social
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Never have I wanted to learn less more than now.
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Stephen Webb
@stephenwebb.bsky.social
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That is the horniest roast chicken ever
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Spoonbill Reducks
@spoonbill.bsky.social
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Actually a newfangled bong.
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Spoonbill Reducks
@spoonbill.bsky.social
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Mystery Pop
@baseten.bsky.social
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In my day we just shotgunned a bud light and shoved the empty can up the chicken’s hoo-hah. The kitchen gadget industrial complex had gone too far.
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Bryce
@brycebryce.bsky.social
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Would
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Saga, sighs queen
@saga.iam.bi
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Would
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Haveyouearnedagoldstartoday?
@ashishkabob.bsky.social
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I think I like it
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Silverwynde
@silverwynde.bsky.social
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Just when you think there are no new sentences... 🤣
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Dr. Wombat
@aspyre.bsky.social
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On the bone.
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@shywoof.bsky.social
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They didn't have to shape it like that
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Think. It. Through. 🙅♂️
@cfaller96.bsky.social
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So…what, you put broth & seasoning and etc in there? Oooh, or how about butter & etc? Yeah, I see the value. I think this ceramic chicken dick might be a good little kitchen gadget.
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J Lew
@jl3w.bsky.social
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We’re all fucked by a giant yellow cock, a giant yellow cock, a giant yellow cock.
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Marjorie James Keenan
@unenthusiast.com
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We all live in a poultry assmarine.
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Ni en pedo
@300ps.bsky.social
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They know you're on bluesky
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@flatline42.bsky.social
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can't unsee it.
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Yulikitten
@yulikitten.bsky.social
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Ground me all you want, mother! You'll never unfuck the chicken!
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peejaybee
@bigscary.com
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I know, right? Like, who needs to be sold on that?
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Quasar Funk
@quasarfunk.bsky.social
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self basting
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SteveO
@otthouse.bsky.social
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I think I'd call it the yellow dickmarine.
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Jen Gentleman
@jenmsft.bsky.social
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Li🦋Zy
@lizylove.bsky.social
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😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Dexter Crisp
@dextercrisp.bsky.social
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Coming soon to an A&E department near you... "I was dancing around my kitchen, naked, when I slipped on some chicken fat and landed arse first onto the ceramic roaster which I'd placed on the floor to cool down...*
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apjanke
@apjanke.bsky.social
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Is that a... cock with a cock? Is it a cock-cock? Darn you for cursing my timeline with this.
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CZEdwards
@czedwards.bsky.social
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Not just a dick, an internal strap-on!
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ChristofPierson
@christofpierson.bsky.social
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Why don’t you sit on my chicken and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up.
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Miquel Rosselló
@miquelrossello.bsky.social
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😂😂😂😂
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Six canning jars in a trenchcoat 𓅃
@lids.bsky.social
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This sheds some light on “yellow submarine”
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GigDrain
@gigdrain.bsky.social
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Bow Chicken Wow Wow
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(The sound of children screaming has been removed)
@tousledpigtails.bsky.social
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Is this how you make coq au vin?
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Victoria
@burrddoh.bsky.social
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Omfg 🤣
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@crimsondynamo4.bsky.social
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That's why they called him Foghorn Leghorn
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mkerste
@mkerste.bsky.social
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Would you like to know more?
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Fabio
@fabiomoreira.bsky.social
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Wtf lmao
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Hipster Sasquatch
@hipstersasquatch.bsky.social
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"self-bastin good" better be in their ad copy somewhere.
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Manu 🌊🐳🐦⬛🏔️🌎
@manelcamacho.bsky.social
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So, nobody has used the classic meme? disappointing!
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Holly
@aichkaybee.bsky.social
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Obscene
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Eternal Cat War
@eternalcatwar.bsky.social
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hahahahahha
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Tom Dougherty
@misterthomaswords.bsky.social
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Only now do I realize this app won't let us bookmark posts.
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😞 👮♂️
@sorrycop.bsky.social
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Come on man, you know this is targeted ads. Fess up, you love an engorged moist chicken, like the rest of us degenerates.
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Jeff
@funbutter.bsky.social
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You know whoever had to make this ad was probably like "is this for real?"
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Alonso Melchor
@alonsomelchor.bsky.social
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Even The Chicken Is Having a Boner and he’s already dead DAMN 🤨❓🐔🍆✨
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Anup
@anupk.bsky.social
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Chicken boner kebab
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Jymbo
@smurfmasterjym.bsky.social
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*Inserts cock joke here
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Dole/Kemp '96
@dolekemp96.bsky.social
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Achewood predicts it again
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Grimlock Funyun
@grimlockfly.bsky.social
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The algorithm sez u want it.
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