Craig Kolb

eva 🏳️‍⚧️ @eva.computer [ View ] Mar 04, 2024 at 15:09 UTC

States’ Rights is an American political philosophy that means states are allowed to be more authoritarian than the federal government, but cannot be more liberal than the federal government

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Craig Kolb @craigkolb.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 03, 2024 at 05:51 UTC

Alien. It's even got a cat.

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Craig Kolb @craigkolb.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 03, 2024 at 02:19 UTC

It's feeling all Mastodony in here.

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Craig Kolb @craigkolb.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 31, 2024 at 15:22 UTC

It was about ethics in game journalism.

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Craig Kolb @craigkolb.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 30, 2024 at 16:08 UTC

Stenography Dies In Darkness

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Craig Kolb @craigkolb.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 27, 2024 at 18:23 UTC

It's ridiculous to think that this country was ever inherently racist. It's not like our founding documents counted a non-white person as being worth a fraction of a white person or anything.

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Craig Kolb @craigkolb.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 26, 2024 at 20:52 UTC

I see that his brain worms have apparently finished their appetizer and have started on the main course.

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Craig Kolb @craigkolb.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 25, 2024 at 15:56 UTC

Failed attempt at ironic nonchalance. ;)

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Craig Kolb @craigkolb.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 25, 2024 at 06:51 UTC

Meh, Republicans have long made clear that they put party before country, regardless of principle.

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Craig Kolb @craigkolb.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 23, 2024 at 15:26 UTC

Ah, the once-magestic Playwrite Bro in his unnatural habitat.

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Craig Kolb @craigkolb.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 22, 2024 at 22:38 UTC

I'm sure the fact that columns at the same height as her midsection are curving inward and blurred is just a coincidence.

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Craig Kolb @craigkolb.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 22, 2024 at 06:42 UTC

The Delorean used 304 stainless steel, which is more corrosion resistant, but also expensive, than the Cybertruck's 301 SS.

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Craig Kolb @craigkolb.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 20, 2024 at 22:37 UTC

"Vote for me, I'll tinker around the edges" is indeed not a winning message.

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Craig Kolb @craigkolb.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 20, 2024 at 18:47 UTC

Ah, the old, "This menu only lists a turkey sandwich and a shit sandwich. I really want a ham sandwich, so I'll just let you guys order for me."

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Craig Kolb @craigkolb.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 17, 2024 at 01:48 UTC

"Yes, honey, the most logical explanation for this baby I gave birth to looking absolutely nothing like you is, uh... the vaccine having reprogrammed your DNA."

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Craig Kolb @craigkolb.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 16, 2024 at 17:12 UTC

"FSD is nothing, wait until we unleash robots trained on 4chan scrapings and puppetry into your bedroom! Also, please reimburse me for my nazi bar remodel, thx." www.cnn.com/2024/01/16/t...

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Craig Kolb @craigkolb.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 11, 2024 at 21:10 UTC

Those who advocate for hate speech laws seem to think of them in terms of, "this gives me a tool to use against those who have wronged me," rather than the more accurate, "this gives the government a tool to use against me."

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Craig Kolb @craigkolb.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 10, 2024 at 01:17 UTC

We can't expect him to survive on reaped souls alone.

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Craig Kolb @craigkolb.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 10, 2024 at 01:11 UTC

First he was obsessed with hunting. Now it's farming. Next, I assume, is food synthesized from bioengineered plastic-eating bacteria.

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Craig Kolb @craigkolb.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 09, 2024 at 06:31 UTC

Another day, another datapoint demonstrating that being a billionaire and being an risibly ignorant insecure bully are highly correlated.

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Craig Kolb @craigkolb.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 09, 2024 at 05:57 UTC

The coming plagiarism witch-hunts are to academic integrity exactly as GamerGate was to journalistic integrity.

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Craig Kolb @craigkolb.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 06, 2024 at 21:29 UTC

Clam chowder-eating surrender monkeys.

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Craig Kolb @craigkolb.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 01, 2024 at 23:37 UTC

Come on now, would could have guessed that a punk band from Berkeley wouldn't like Republicans?

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Craig Kolb @craigkolb.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 01, 2024 at 00:21 UTC

I was a teenager in the 80s and believe me you have no idea how crappy 3D can be.

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Craig Kolb @craigkolb.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 25, 2023 at 18:57 UTC

They don't make 22 year old bootlickers like they used to, I guess.

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Craig Kolb @craigkolb.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 25, 2023 at 00:06 UTC

And yet M complains that Tesla is unable to hire the best college grads. Weird.

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Craig Kolb @craigkolb.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 23, 2023 at 17:19 UTC

Of all the opinion-havers at the NYT, he is definitely the Douthattiest.

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Craig Kolb @craigkolb.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 20, 2023 at 23:05 UTC

Come now, surely a friendly "votes are literally counted in congress" would set him straight, for which he would thank you and post a retraction. Surely.

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Craig Kolb @craigkolb.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 19, 2023 at 00:34 UTC

Nazi shitposting websites are the new artists.

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Craig Kolb @craigkolb.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 19, 2023 at 00:23 UTC

We have one in the same color. Fantastic little get-around-town car.

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Craig Kolb @craigkolb.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 18, 2023 at 21:43 UTC

Thanks for continuing to make me feel good about canceling my subscription.

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Craig Kolb @craigkolb.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 14, 2023 at 16:02 UTC

Par for the guy who hired Bret Stephens to write for the NYT.

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Craig Kolb @craigkolb.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 13, 2023 at 15:43 UTC

Used to be, Rich Folk donated money and time to institutions (schools, museums, charities) because they wanted to support their mission and leadership. That model seems quaint now, as today the billionaire set see donations as a means of to gaining leverage to advance their own agendas.

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Craig Kolb @craigkolb.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 11, 2023 at 03:00 UTC

"Sure, it's a Nazi bar. But it's losing money, so what's the problem if I hang out there and buy a few drinks?"

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Craig Kolb @craigkolb.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 10, 2023 at 16:20 UTC

I have questions.

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Craig Kolb @craigkolb.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 07, 2023 at 15:47 UTC

Arranging posts chronologically uses an algorithm. Arranging posts by subject uses an algorithm. Only showing you posts from people you follow uses an algorithm. Allowing you to block people involves an algorithm.

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Craig Kolb @craigkolb.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 26, 2023 at 02:19 UTC

Local Man Outraged That Fancy Autocomplete Isn't Actually Intelligent

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Craig Kolb @craigkolb.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 19, 2023 at 23:13 UTC

"I'm not antisemitic, I just disapprove of the things that @WhitePower88 tells me they are doing."

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