Jay "Ceasefire" Parr

Amber @risettemd.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 17:30 UTC

Tell them you're disfellowshipped and they will immediately turn around and never return. Ever.

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Jay "Ceasefire" Parr @crankypacifist.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 18:27 UTC

He's paler than my partner, and that's an accomplishment. (although I must say she looks a lot better in swimwear)

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Jay "Ceasefire" Parr @crankypacifist.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 18:20 UTC

Y'all pay attention to follower counts?

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Jay "Ceasefire" Parr @crankypacifist.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 18:09 UTC

I need to grill the rest of this marinated meat or I'm gonna lose it. It's 97°F/36°C outside.

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Jay "Ceasefire" Parr @crankypacifist.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 17:50 UTC

Wuuf. There's an easy block.

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Jay "Ceasefire" Parr @crankypacifist.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 17:32 UTC

Oddly enough when we had our big pride flag out front they never came up our walk. I really need to figure out how to mount another one.

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Jay "Ceasefire" Parr @crankypacifist.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 17:28 UTC

…so I can put my pants back on?

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Jay "Ceasefire" Parr @crankypacifist.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 17:27 UTC

My 12yo still has the stuffy we got her in our prenatal nesting phase.

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Jay "Ceasefire" Parr @crankypacifist.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 17:01 UTC

$1.25 for a paperback in 1961, because capitalism.

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Jay "Ceasefire" Parr @crankypacifist.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 14:55 UTC

I see those everywhere. I should get a pic!

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Jay "Ceasefire" Parr @crankypacifist.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 13:48 UTC

Found out who was setting off fireworks all night in the neighborhood. I kinda wanna hack their fobs and set off all their car alarms at 0500 on a random Sunday morning.

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Jay "Ceasefire" Parr @crankypacifist.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 13:28 UTC

fun times!

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Jay "Ceasefire" Parr @crankypacifist.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 11:29 UTC

So many of those. My white ass will not be posting them.

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Jay "Ceasefire" Parr @crankypacifist.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 04:13 UTC

I think this may be a record.

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Jay "Ceasefire" Parr @crankypacifist.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 02:29 UTC

My neighborhood has sounded like a firefight for hours. The wildlife is gonna be all out of sorts tomorrow.

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Jay "Ceasefire" Parr @crankypacifist.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 02:23 UTC

The whole profession seems needlessly brutal to its practitioners

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Jay "Ceasefire" Parr @crankypacifist.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 02:00 UTC

Only if you're a lot thinner than I am.

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Jay "Ceasefire" Parr @crankypacifist.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 01:04 UTC

The firefight has begun. Cat is growling under the couch.

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Jay "Ceasefire" Parr @crankypacifist.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 23:47 UTC

Pretty! *thud*

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Jay "Ceasefire" Parr @crankypacifist.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 23:45 UTC

Someone loves that car. My grandmother had a '61 Impala. It didn't look like that.

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Jay "Ceasefire" Parr @crankypacifist.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 21:30 UTC

poisoning you with theobromine wouldn't be very neighborly

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Jay "Ceasefire" Parr @crankypacifist.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 20:49 UTC

My neighbor has an old Civic DX. I would like that car, with its efficiency, simplicity, and reliability, in electric. Is that so much to ask?

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Jay "Ceasefire" Parr @crankypacifist.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 20:37 UTC

I would really like an affordable little EV please.

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Jay "Ceasefire" Parr @crankypacifist.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 20:29 UTC

Nah. Coincidence.

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Jay "Ceasefire" Parr @crankypacifist.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 20:02 UTC

neighbor's cat is attempting to establish friendly border diplomacy (at first I mistyped that as birder diplomacy, which also applies in this situation)

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Jay "Ceasefire" Parr @crankypacifist.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 19:50 UTC

Hell I don't schedule events after 8 pm and he's old enough to be my father.

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Jay "Ceasefire" Parr @crankypacifist.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 16:00 UTC

George Washington's dentures made from slave teeth. Thos Jefferson's house slaves who were also his children. We could go back millennia.

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Jay "Ceasefire" Parr @crankypacifist.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 15:49 UTC

Something something Jack Kennedy?

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Jay "Ceasefire" Parr @crankypacifist.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 15:46 UTC

Hard to fathom it's only five years old.

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Jay "Ceasefire" Parr @crankypacifist.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 15:36 UTC

I saw it before the hype, at a little art house theater, knowing only that it was an experimental little indie film, and in that context it was…not horrible, but still pretty meh.

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Jay "Ceasefire" Parr @crankypacifist.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 15:31 UTC

One for the ages.

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Jay "Ceasefire" Parr @crankypacifist.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 15:18 UTC

Hey doc.

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Jay "Ceasefire" Parr @crankypacifist.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 15:14 UTC

Knowing how it feels to be at a state university in NC right now, I can only imagine how it feels to be a journalist with decades invested in the NYT and over $30K in rent due every year.

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