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Amber

@risettemd.bsky.social

Tell them you're disfellowshipped and they will immediately turn around and never return. Ever.

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Rancid Kenergy's avatar Rancid Kenergy @shmaesh.bsky.social
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Oh my god how had I never thought of this

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Clambot's avatar Clambot @clambot.bsky.social
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i leave a little pile of bloody pocket protectors and clipboards on my porch

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GG's avatar GG @gentleg.bsky.social
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Wow, they’re really fucked up. I wonder where the “other cheek” went…

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NickyHW (she/her) 🦋🐛🌵🌱🌿🪴🐈‍⬛🐈's avatar NickyHW (she/her) 🦋🐛🌵🌱🌿🪴🐈‍⬛🐈 @nhallerwilson.bsky.social
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I was in the middle of cooking and opened the door with my largest kitchen knife in hand 😬😬😬

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Lars's avatar Lars @larshalbracken.bsky.social
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That’ll do it

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Jackdaw's avatar Jackdaw @struttingjackdaw.bsky.social
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oh dang, that's a really good idea

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D. A. Hosek's avatar D. A. Hosek @dahosek.bsky.social
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I wonder if that works with the guys coming around trying to sell gym memberships door to door. They’re from Jehovah’s Fitness.

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Michelle, a good witch's avatar Michelle, a good witch @hiyinx.bsky.social
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Once opened the door covered in fake blood (we were shooting a scene). That worked as well

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Anna Zand's avatar Anna Zand @annazand.bsky.social
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I did not know this!

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