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Daniel Schultz

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Daniel Schultz's avatar Daniel Schultz @dandadad.bsky.social
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I don't exactly know what's going on in S2E1 of The Bear, but I do know it sounds like they stole the soundtrack from side 2 of Bowie's "Low."

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The Holy Spigot, of course.

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If I ever made it through one sermon without doing this, I would be the friggin' Holy Ghost.

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I can't help it. Unlike inflation, my sense of humor is Sauron.

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So if you're killed while seeking to return a ring to the volcano from which it was formed, does that mean you die in quest state?

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I want to go to Lewes again sometime.

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"Tell the United Nations that I will turn away the death ray when I have been paid...one million dollars." [Staff confer]

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Ms. Taylor Swift will be 35 by inauguration day 2025 I am just saying.

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Adding, dammit, I still miss the Fafblog. Where are those idiots when we need them?

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The money (or power) is and always has been in selling out the little guy, or their representative. 2/2

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Golden, etc. calling for Biden to step aside reminds me of a joke from the old Fafblog, "Of course we sell our friends out! We can't get any money for our enemies!" That is, there's no market in a Dem politician calling on a Republican not to run. 1/2

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In theory no, I think: the absolute immunity is only for official acts related to the president's core powers, which elections are not. Good luck shutting the barn door after that horse has left, though.

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This is clearly a guitar-shaped button accordion.

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The most radical thing God ever did was to provide a tomorrow, because a tomorrow allows the possibility of establishing accountability for the things done yesterday.

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Good to know something is right in the world.

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On the positive side, left-wing accelerationists are now completely irrelevant

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LOIS SPEAKS FOR ALL OF US JOSH

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Panic! as the Discourse

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Daniel Schultz's avatar Daniel Schultz @dandadad.bsky.social
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No, only *my* hyper-cynical comments can save democracy as we know it.

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Going to go ahead and add The New York Times editorial board to this list

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I am once again begging people not to argue politics with accounts having [checks notes] 18 followers

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I am just going to assume that I unzipped my fly in the bathroom and that I have not, in fact, been walking around with my barn door open half the day. I think it's better for everyone.

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Ray Radlein's avatar Ray Radlein @radlein.bsky.social
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Should have kicked it off with:

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ApocalypticaNow's avatar ApocalypticaNow @apocalypticanow.bsky.social
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I'll risk putting down a marker now even though we're still 4 months out: I think abortion access and the overall issue of bodily autonomy is going to decide this election.

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It's over. God is merciful!

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Andrew Sabl's avatar Andrew Sabl @andysabl.bsky.social
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Biden says Trump won’t accept an election loss because he’s a “whiner”—and whined last time he lost. I think that this, rather than the political scientist’s preferred frame (“fundamental violation of democratic norms”) is a good framing. “Sore loser”: easy to understand.

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NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE DEFICIT JOE EXCEPT CN — oh. Never mind...

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I'm sure Mr. Trump would like to be somewhere nice without an extradition treaty.

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Biden knows how stupid Trump's answer on his age really is.

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I'm sorry, full-on DARVO *and* running against the Mariel boatlift.

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Trump's strategy is full-on DARVO tactics.

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Stopped clocks, Frank Luntz focus groups, etc.

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On the other hand, somebody should have snapped Biden with a rubber band every time he said "The IDEA" during debate prep.

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They don't know your kitty friends, Josh

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Somebody prepped Biden well on this question about what he'd say to Black voters: he knows the issues.

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NO DON'T COME BACK FROM THE COMMERCIAL BREAK

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Okay, this is good. This is really good. Biden should be telling this story about changing his mind about running after Charlottesville at every campaign stop.

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Dammit, this is what I wanted Biden to do from the get-go: forget detailed policy answers and simply brawl with Trump.

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The thing about authoritarian fucking demagogues is that they can just make shit up and promise “it’d all be different with me in charge.” And it’s very easy to make that sound appealing.

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Oh snap, wrong like 30 seconds after I posted this.

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Jonathan Cohn 's avatar Jonathan Cohn @jonathancohn.bsky.social
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A good reminder that Joe Biden is absolutely terrible on the situation in Gaza and Trump manages to be strikingly worse.

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That would be a "No," Sarah.

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