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✰stas✰
@slaypussyhat.gay
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btw if you haven’t picked ur nose yet today you probably got something good up there!
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humanbean@dangerpixel.com |
501 followers 585 following 6150 posts
I'm laughing with you. I write. I live in a fifth wheel traveling the dystopian US. on discord: routergirl She/her.
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✰stas✰
@slaypussyhat.gay
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btw if you haven’t picked ur nose yet today you probably got something good up there!
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Liz Thurmond
@countmystars.bsky.social
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Pro tip: call the Project 2025 1-800 number and complain about it to them. The people answering the phones don’t seem to know what the plan even is.
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stel ✨
@asterisk.gay
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for $100 a month i'll ghostwrite your posts. theyll all say shit like "oooOOooOoOOooOo"
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Big DeVito Energy
@mayawest.online
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hey, you guys wanna troll the Heritage foundation? (sorry for the repost, I hit the wrong one initially)
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ℓყรɓεƭɦ
@sloanefragment.bsky.social
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hey, i've decided to finally get tested for adhd and autism. it's really expensive and im unemployed and living on benefits. any help, even an rs, is hugely appreciated. thank you. 🤍
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Carl Marx
@ishigh.lol
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Makin babies outside today. Call it convection loven I’ll stop one day I swear
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humanbean
@dangerpixel.com
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PSA: if EVERY time you say something in a meeting you feel compelled to follow it with "[team member/boss/whoever], keep me honest here..." I am immediately going to assume that, without intervention, you are a big lying liar pants
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humanbean
@dangerpixel.com
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someday i will attend my first rodeo and my name is going to be all over the place you just wait
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humanbean
@dangerpixel.com
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we have so much in common
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humanbean
@dangerpixel.com
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we can call it the Grand Nopening
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humanbean
@dangerpixel.com
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no worries, in a few years we can buy the cybertrucks for almost nothing off of all the people gullible enough to have bought them from tesla and then we can line them up and set them on fire
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Ms . Penny Oaken
@skywitches.net
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When I see things like this, I get sad, then angry, then depressed; Maddie Blaustein, the English voice actress for Meowth, died of complications of an influenza-like illness which she didn’t seek treatment for, because she didn’t have health insurance.
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the postes
@rem.postes.club
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im on the swings in the park
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humanbean
@dangerpixel.com
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presto magix is also my rodeo name
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humanbean
@dangerpixel.com
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shrink yer dink!
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humanbean
@dangerpixel.com
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what i look like on every meeting today
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TBSkyen
@tbskyen.bsky.social
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John Wick but its a Pokémon movie so after the bad guys kill his Lillipup he goes to his basement and digs up a metal briefcase full of Pokeballs with legendaries inside them
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humanbean
@dangerpixel.com
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ok who wants to help me steal this couch
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Catbus
@catbus.bsky.social
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meet me at the UFO McDonald's in ten minutes if u want an ass kicking
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@traviscash.bsky.social
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Football players try this all the time, but the helmets prevent success, so neither will ever be able to do their taxes independently
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TC Coyote / Not What I Was webcomic
@tccoyote.bsky.social
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More good endangered species news:
Declared extinct in the wild in 1980, four red wolf cubs have been born in Missouri:
abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory...
@crimsonruari.bsky.social @tkingfisher.com
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mr. cannoli
@boner.ink
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tried to bring a hot dog into mcdonald’s and all the employees started beating my ass
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humanbean
@dangerpixel.com
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this one was at the Grizzly and Wolf Discovery Center but i am shamelessly using this to also share this story which I love
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humanbean
@dangerpixel.com
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grace
@acab4cutie.top
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CAN I GET A HELL YEAH IN THE CHAT
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🏳️⚧️ The Josie Zone
@josie.zone
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Absolutely agree. For RINGMASTER, I tracked down Vince McMahon's best friend from the sixth grade, who had never been interviewed before. He remembered playing with Vinnie Lupton and had watched Vince McMahon on TV, but until I told him, he'd never known they were the same guy. Magic moment
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humanbean
@dangerpixel.com
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same
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humanbean
@dangerpixel.com
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on a more serious note i might look into smell training myself although dogs do have it pretty good
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humanbean
@dangerpixel.com
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I think you have to be a dog for this, but they set you free in a room full of luggage with a scented cloth hidden in one and you have to find it oh wait no that's scent training nvm, you don't have to be a dog
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humanbean
@dangerpixel.com
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oh god i just had such a flashback seeing this
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humanbean
@dangerpixel.com
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even when I fuck up the photo, if it is of a raven I still want to keep it I mean look at the shine on those feathers the ravens also photobombed
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humanbean
@dangerpixel.com
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husb thinks this is a silly question but I said, "if it starts at my feet I have time to try and scream for help or something." but he wants the bear to start at his head
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humanbean
@dangerpixel.com
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Grizzly bears and wolves and my fave photo is the one I took of a ground squirrel
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humanbean
@dangerpixel.com
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if you were eaten by a bear where would you want it to start
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humanbean
@dangerpixel.com
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although I have never eaten porridge and it sounds pretty gross anyway
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humanbean
@dangerpixel.com
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today we are visiting grizzly bears in a sanctuary and I intend to do my part and NOT try their porridge or beds or chairs
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Stephen R. Smith
@stephensmith.bsky.social
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The kids are alright.
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FK
@funkelly.bsky.social
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tits out for harambe
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madamjujujive
@madamjujujive.bsky.social
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Wow. If you are good at social media memes and graphics, democracy needs you. This is a great initiative.
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humanbean
@dangerpixel.com
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I’m thinking tails are needed, too, for when someone’s right up in your bumper
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FaultyPussy🫦 (blocked by WaPo)
@squidmontana.bsky.social
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any woman who has "slept her way to the top" actually worked in a situation where men withhold career progress until they recieve sexual favors
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humanbean
@dangerpixel.com
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I mean, come on car makers, where are our fluffy purring cars?
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humanbean
@dangerpixel.com
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Especially if it purrs and meows
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humanbean
@dangerpixel.com
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I trust scientists who are good at what they do to rigorously test and study things and release their findings I trust the media to inflate or exaggerate what those findings mean
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humanbean
@dangerpixel.com
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I was super curious about your fluffy orange car
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bakoon
@bakoon.bsky.social
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retire EVERY meme. post NEW THINGS. online has gotten FUCKING STALE
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humanbean
@dangerpixel.com
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“Human left her desk! Food time must be soon!”
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humanbean
@dangerpixel.com
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Look I love spiders and moths and I wish them no harm I’d just prefer they not get stuck in my hair
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humanbean
@dangerpixel.com
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This is delightfully terrible
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humanbean
@dangerpixel.com
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I mean, I read this and all I can think is, "yeah but who's following up with the patients to get them to fill out surveys about their care" for all we know those amputee ants are pissed but just hiding it well.
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