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mr. cannoli
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101 goated ways to use explosives to make your bbq unforgettable
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eyy woah pal, im postin’ ovah here
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mr. cannoli
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101 goated ways to use explosives to make your bbq unforgettable
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mr. cannoli
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suicide vest made of sparklers
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mr. cannoli
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i have to write an esssy in german about what i do all week and the hard part of that isn't even the german, i do nothing essay finished
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Nurbsy
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They’re calling it the post that healed a nation
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mr. cannoli
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internet points are so important you guys
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mr. cannoli
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lol not so fast taylor "norton antivirus" swift
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Dead Iverson
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You can just run out w the toilet paper at CVS they don’t give a fuck
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Dead Iverson
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Bleeding all over the merchandise again
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mr. cannoli
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broke my no quote post rule like i'm going back for one last big dunk before im out of the game for good
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mr. cannoli
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these guys are so funny, this reads like an aggressive carny at the state fair trying to goad you into guessing how many jellybeans are in the jar
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mr. cannoli
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never seen an almond i couldn't milk
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mr. cannoli
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sorry for posting about our comely and fertile presidential candidates impregnating each other, it's almost 1 am and 95 degrees
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mr. cannoli
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nothing but respect for my abomination president
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mr. cannoli
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this would heal the country
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Sage 🏳️⚧️
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what if joe biden & trump got each other pregnant at the same exact time
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mr. cannoli
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would it be weirder if joe biden got trump pregnant or the other way around
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mr. cannoli
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buying up all the wieners now and scalping them outside people's wienerless 4th of july bbqs
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let's all press our life alert buttons at the same time
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mr. cannoli
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guy who pays for the new york times: hey it's me again, the rube, sharing another hot dogshit article only i and other rubes can read
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mr. cannoli
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that's a cool argument but unfortunately you used a word i'll have to look up so it's wrong
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sandcrab
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You are invited 🥬🥬🥬 to an evening celebrating bok choy 🥬🥬🥬
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mr. cannoli
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harry potter lady said what? on twitter?? again?? holy shit that's crazy i'm glad you came here to tell me hey btw can you kill yourself
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little lamb
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eating an apple. soon i'll be dead.
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mr. cannoli
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mr. cannoli
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looking at a tree for the first time: yep, that's josh
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mr. cannoli
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just got a job at the new york times as some dumbass
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mr. cannoli
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pathetic.
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mr. cannoli
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i shouldn't be able to count the bites it will take to finish it's bullshit
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mr. cannoli
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cooking a frozen ravioli meal and there's 6 ravioli what's even the fucking point
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mr. cannoli
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niels bored
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You might thrive as a zoo exhibit homie
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mr. cannoli
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eating while lying down counts as exercise because your body has to figure that shit out without gravity
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mr. cannoli
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timeline cleanse (i'm peeing on my phone)
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keb mode: oppidan mode
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mogadishu is such a cool name for a place god damn
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mr. cannoli
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the first thing you should do when you get to heaven is find the biggest cherub you can find and punch it as hard as you can to assert dominance
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mr. cannoli
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sad trombone mine
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mr. cannoli
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people will just make things up on here "canada is real" you are lying. that's not true.
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miss fugazi
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mine that makes a loud incorrect buzzer when you step on it
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Ciggy Azalea
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I hate bipolar, it’s awesome
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mr. cannoli
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oh it's disability pride month, yeah super proud of all the wonderful things being bipolar has done for me, alienated friends, holes in walls, completely wasted potential, love this shit
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mr. cannoli
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loud reed
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mr. cannoli
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if i was joe biden id use my new supreme court mandated powers to die
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Joad The Wet Sprocket
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me trying to explain just how amazing it feels to use a urinal with your pants all the way down
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alan mustache
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it smells like shit in every timeline im on
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@holybible.bsky.social
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Telling a screaming baby that i get it
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mr. cannoli
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i literally have not heard the presidents voice in probably 2 years, the other guy too i don't need that in my life
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mr. cannoli
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they are stealing oaf valor!!
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mr. cannoli
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honestly some of you shouldn't really be posting this way if you never graduated from oaf school
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mr. cannoli
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criterion collection inside out 2
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mr. cannoli
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good presentation also includes unidentifiable slop
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