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Dani

@daniskitchen.bsky.social

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Pittsburgher posting adventures in cooking & gardening, and also likely books, local/national politics, etc. she/her If we are professional colleagues and you think you recognize me, no you don't

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big deep sigh

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I started doing it much more once single. uses less water than handwashing them and now there are fewer dishes competing with them for space

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nah, you can still get stabbed there

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correct

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it is worth being a pain in the ass about, I love my house but the guy who renovated it put in a bunch of shitty Frigidaire appliances and they were all broken in one way or another within just a couple of years

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tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward; upward, not forward; and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!

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omg

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thanks man

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THIS

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if some stuff is going down and some stuff is going up it dramatically interferes with the efficiency of unloading Β―\_(ツ)_/Β―

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sharpest froks in the box

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I've never seen this before actually

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you get it

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upward pointing utensils is how you end up stabbed trying to unload the machine, the little files in the silverware basket exist so you don't have to do that

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at the grocery the day before a major food holiday and 9f course I picked the line with the absolute slowest possible cashier. like 4 people have gotten in line behind me only to switch lines after watching this guy, my dumbass is still here muttering about sunk costs

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"do *I* stare at *YOU* when you're clearing YOUR asshole!?"

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hell strip going hard on the daisies rn, kinda love it 🌱

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yeah I gotta go today and shop for me and for a friend who's recovering from an accident. it's gonna suuuuuuck

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yeah you're gonna be reading them for a while! I keep considering a reread, it's been about 15 years since I last read them. it will happen sooner or later...

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Chuck Wendig's avatar Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social
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EUROPEAN ROBIN: a precious feather baby, a ruddy sky dumpling, a good friend, will help you find your keys, full of ice cream AMERICAN ROBIN: big, often wet, surly, has your wallet, killed a rat underneath the bird feeder to make an example to the other animals

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I have a longtime peace with my backyard family of robins, they are scrappy af but I feel like we respect each other, and they give the grackles a hard time which I appreciate ☺️

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had a great interaction with a very precocious (11? 12? year old) last friday when I was walking somewhere. just some random kid talking to me walking down the street like we're both adults and have life stories to share. I was grinning off that for like 2 hours. the kids are alright

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ah that's a bummer. I was complaining to a friend last night that the weather here has been so hot we're basically locked in our air conditioned houses all the time. things are growing but it still feels like being robbed of some of the best parts of summer (traditionally my favorite time of year)

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especially athletes and actors, they're constantly confronting with me with their youth. rude!

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Well, I know what *I'm* making this weekend.

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Wyatt Sinclair's avatar Wyatt Sinclair @wyattswickedgoods.com
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I was reading an article this morning about how the Swedish Navy is starting to put QR codes on the sides of their ships. This lets them Scandinavian.

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resting bitch face is the safest face Β―\_(ツ)_/Β―

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βœ” saying "no" to a thing βœ” adding it to my list of things I've said "no" to so I can look at it later with gratitude to myself

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Pansys are usually long spent by July but these live in their happy place and just keep going 🌱

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absolutely! you'll have to bring some with you tho, these are green beans ☺️

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🎢 summer breeze, makes me feel fine 🌱

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Let’s look at some San Diego street art.

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Link is coconut-pilled. πŸ₯₯ 🌴 's avatar Link is coconut-pilled. πŸ₯₯ 🌴 @knilirabaj.bsky.social
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I am tired of beating them at the ballot box. I want someone to beat their fucking asses legislatively, judicially, executively, and physically. Goddam.

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