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Jon Danziger
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I don’t know if they’re too dumb; I do know they don’t even try. It’s all sports and theater criticism to them.
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Your man at the OED
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Jon Danziger
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I don’t know if they’re too dumb; I do know they don’t even try. It’s all sports and theater criticism to them.
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Jon Danziger
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I will express my faith in democracy, in the American people, by feeding not-for-attribution bullshit to Washington Post stenographers, and hatch a plan with back rooms and secret deals and my dimly remembered viewing of Advise and Consent, I may or may not have been fucked up that night
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Jon Danziger
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Warner/Sinema unity ticket or some shit I guess
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Jon Danziger
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Oh, you know [general hand wave in several directions], *you*
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Jon Danziger
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For the good of the nation, Mark Warner should resign.
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Jon Danziger
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Also: do you agree with your party’s nominee for governor in North Carolina that “some folks need killing”? If so, which folks, exactly?
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Jon Danziger
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I AM BRINGING THE DRY ICE
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Jon Danziger
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This would be the only good application of deep fakes
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Jon Danziger
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Bruh, A. G. will think someone is in line for a promotion
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Jon Danziger
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I am pitching this to Netflix
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Jon Danziger
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2024 needs an antipope.
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Jon Danziger
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Benjamin, I think maybe they wanted to make you the Tessie Hutchinson of their little group. Glad you got out!
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John Yuda
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He voted in both 2020 and 2022.
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Jon Danziger
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I hope that you, and your friends there, fare well in our challenging times.
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Jon Danziger
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And what are they doing or saying about the state of affairs at their employer?
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Jon Danziger
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So they have no choice but to keep doing…whatever that is? Your read is much more charitable than mine. I think they like the status, and the shit talking, and thinking they know better. Have you ever met someone who worked there who didn’t mention it within like two minutes? I have not.
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Benjamin Dreyer
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Happy Fourth!
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Jon Danziger
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Oh, I don’t know. They’re not Goldman Sachs. People work there because they like it.
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Jon Danziger
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This is a joke, right? You’re joking? Good one.
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Jon Danziger
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There are plenty of honorable (and better compensated) ways to make a living. Working there is not one of them.
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Jon Danziger
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Happy Independence Day, everyone! The beaches are open!
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Jon Danziger
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Yes, we are reassembling the Hillary Clinton Hallelujah Chorus
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Jon Danziger
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It is such a joy to unfollow those here who have nothing but contempt for all of us, who are remarkably stupid for not doing as we are told
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Jon Danziger
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But.... LLOYD DOGGETT or some shit I guess
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Jon Danziger
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HE'S RUNNING
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Benjamin Dreyer
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It's time for the Feats of Strength!
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Jon Danziger
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Can AI create a virtual Le Pétomane? No? Then GTFO
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Jon Danziger
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A Democratic strategist commented, on condition of anonymity, "I got a lot of problems with you people."
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Jon Danziger
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Self-Immolation Is The Only Way Out, How Do You Not See This
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Jon Danziger
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Holy shit am I sick of every goddamn day the same bullshit from the Beltway courtiers: You Stupid Idiots Still Aren't Listening To Me, And I'm Right About Everything
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Eric Hirsch
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Jon Danziger
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Fuck it, man, let's go to war with Missouri. We'll fuck 'em up, put Mahomes and Kelce on the Jets as punishment, send them home.
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Jon Danziger
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I mean, following the well-oiled machine and astounding success of Michael Bloomberg’s Presidential campaign, how could this possibly be bad
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Jon Danziger
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Literally: In conclusion, the Constitution is a land of contrasts.
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Jon Danziger
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Michael Jay, I have alerted the home office.
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Jon Danziger
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Please keep telling those of us who disagree with you how stupid we are, it is very persuasive
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Amy Dickinson
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Spelling Bee never lets me do what I want
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Jon Danziger
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Shampoo is on that level as well. Also pretty sure that Don Draper's second wife, Megan, channeling the ghost of Sharon Tate, was also his work.
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Jon Danziger
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I think a lot about the third and unproduced Gittes film - about the arrival of no-fault divorce in California, and the first Los Angeles snowstorm in generations.
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Jon Danziger
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I was fortunate enough to meet him once - like an audience with the Pope. He was gentle, circumspect. I babbled like a fool, gripped his hand too hard. He said something nice about my writing. It's impossible to think about screenwriting, Southern California, and water without thinking of him.
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Jon Danziger
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Politicians, ugly buildings, and whores all get respectable if they last long enough. Rest in peace, Robert Towne.
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Jon Danziger
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MSNBC breathlessly reporting that the President is...speaking with his son. The republic is on fire, but sure, that's your lead, right there.
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Jon Danziger
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I do keep thinking of the inciting incident of The Pelican Brief
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Jon Danziger
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They will shrug knowingly and say, “Oh, everyone *knows* he’s always been a hack, you sweet summer child. Bless your heart.”
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Benjamin Dreyer
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In conclusion, attempting to overthrow the US government is a land of contrasts.
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Jon Danziger
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“Fuck, why did I even bother? Everything he did was legal.”
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Blue Heron Farm
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On the upside, Bide can go ahead and cancel all that student debt. Just fucking do it. What are they going to do, tell him it wasn't legal?
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Jon Danziger
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VERGOGNA
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Jon Danziger
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I live close enough to Danbury to visit Steve in prison on the regular. Pictured: life goals
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Alan Allport
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Happy Steve Bannon Goes to Prison Day for all those who celebrate
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