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A returning officer, pictured this evening
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Rees-Mogg blames tonight’s poor Tory performance for its internal squabbles about repealing the Corn Laws.
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Mordaunt is rumored to have lost which will allow her to spend more time with her family walking around with a big sword
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Arrrr
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Will win 2nd place in tons of constituencies but with FPTP that doesn’t get you shit
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Big shout out to the returning officers who think fuck it, I’m going to be on TV, I’m going to dress up like a pirate.
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Confirmed, didn’t even show up for the count apparently #classy
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Rumors that Galloway has lost in Rochdale 🥳
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Anderson wins 🤮. Reform’s success is the grim Plot B tonight
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24.2% swing to LAB in Telford 😮
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Gillian Keegan’s gone
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Rachel Reeves enunciates oddly doesn’t she
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16.5% swing to LAB in Swindon oof
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Nads and Campbell getting into it
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It’s all kicking off in the C4 studio
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The main point of long-term interest will be whether that Reform vote is just a protest against the awfulness of the current govt and will return to the Tory fold next time or whether this is the start of a new party realignment.
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Hardly a constituency in which any great resources were (sensibly) placed
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Sunderland South!
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Big victory for Labour — so big that the NYT just gave Sir Keir his own version of ‘Joe Biden Is Old’
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Doing some serious drinking tonight 🍷 hic
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Next up in the NYT: why this is bad news for Biden
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What distinguishes banana republics from genuine democracies like this is that ex-presidents can actually be held criminally accountable
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And the Telegraph winds up its election coverage with one last ‘fuck all of you’.
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SNP exit poll forecast …. oof
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Oh God, Widdicombe doing her fash Hinge & Bracket act too
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