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Hazard

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Animal and paleoartist | any pronouns | ceiling crocodile obsessed | love me some animal anatomy/physiology and behavior/symbolism| šŸš«NFT/AIšŸš«

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Cats that fetch are definitely a rare commodity, but gosh are they perfect when you find one. Thai tea is my first

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I like how they have slight color points, also yes good balls for all!

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Been playing with the glow of the eyes on my updated rexy mask, they really work well. But I also like how well the mouth is hidden till they open. Really stark contrast Enjoy some creepy rexy

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He greets you with ball

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If you see this, you have to post a picture from your device without explaining it

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Was unbothered until they got really ridiculous, then he just calmly got off his spot and walked towards the basement where itā€™s more insulated from the sound lol

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Thai tea is more annoyed with me making noise and waking him in comparison to the fireworks šŸ˜…

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The unbothered man whom looks more annoyed that the fireworks wonā€™t let him sleep than anything and his weird leg crossing

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Kahjit has goods for trade

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The unbothered man whom looks more annoyed that the fireworks wonā€™t let him sleep than anything and his weird leg crossing

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So glad Thai tea is completely unbothered by the fireworks and that I donā€™t have to worry about him having anxiety during it/needing a calming aid Ppl are popping off fireworks/mortars right now and he is happily cleaning himself next to the open window

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Man, why is we have a burn ban, but they still allow for the sales of fireworks. Like a lot of the big fires that have happened out in WA was due to fireworks. Youā€™d think after that big gorge fire we had a few yrs back they wouldnā€™t allow the sales anymore But you know ā€˜šŸ¦…šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡øšŸ¦…MURICA šŸ¦…šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡øšŸ¦…

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Love me some tiramisu šŸ’•

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Sad that covid vax isnā€™t available publicly and is limited again. I need to get one but Iā€™m not gonna jump ahead. Just wanna not get the sick, I get so nervous about it(havenā€™t stopped masking since it started) I already got enough issues already, donā€™t need covid to make it worse.

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Snag all these dead boys for only $6.50 or more. Take a pic or few to your fav tattoo artist and have em work their magic.

Grab em here šŸ‘‡
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Iā€™ve been trying to get back into drawing again, mentally all over the place when I try to lol

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Might do a better more proper reconstruction later, just an idea I wanted to put down

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Gawd if it didnā€™t cost around 10,000 to have done I would have done it long ago

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Happy to hear the results were not the worst! Still good that he got checked out though, better safe than sorry! šŸ’•

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Hope yā€™all get a good rest and that everything turns out to be something mild with the MRI and nothing serious. Thatā€™s scary stuff! Glad the messages helped yā€™all and hope tomorrow is better for him. Sending all the good vibes and wishes for yā€™all šŸ’•

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Oh no! keeping yā€™all in my thoughts, hoping itā€™s not the worst. Iā€™m so sorry yā€™all have been going through so much

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Recreated my pachyrhinosaurus pipe I had made yrs ago and lost, not usable because polymer clay, but will be decoration. You pack their horn and then pinch their nose for the carb and smoke out the end of the tail.
Just needs a paint job now

#paleoart

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Recreated my pachyrhinosaurus pipe I had made yrs ago and lost, not usable because polymer clay, but will be decoration. You pack their horn and then pinch their nose for the carb and smoke out the end of the tail.
Just needs a paint job now

#paleoart

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Not to mention marketing created to benefit the corporate sludge machine

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I think too the fact that on the early 90ā€™s we were on about the whole ā€œsave the earthā€ ā€œsave the rainforestā€ awareness and it fell perfectly in with that Maybe one day itā€™ll come back again cause man would be nice

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Oh man, this book I had this and it had so many of his illustrations, ugh it was good

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His Art is also all over the LASERDISK release of Jurassic Park. I like the idea of the Amber mosquito being the Eye of the Velociraptor, but it is barely noticeable.... also look at this goofy Dilophosaurus.

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Just like damn, can we bring this aesthetic back one day It just hit different

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I was just reminded of Christian Lassen and William Schimmelā€™s work that heavily inspired me as a child and I remember just staring at their art on my folders inside my trapper keeper trying to understand how the fuck they painted these Like damn do I miss the aura and vibes this art gave off

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Ok last imma talk about him, but his whole website is a trip and seems to be mostly photo manip or trying to imitate other artists styles, like Christian Lassen or William schimmel But itā€™s weird to see this acid art, and fairly normal, chill traditional illustrations

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Dude, like whatever it is sober or not, I donā€™t want it x,D

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wtf is even happening with this porcupine šŸ˜­ did Australia even have porcupines??? Was this just a bad attempt at an echidna??? Was this inspired by critters???I just have so many questions for design choices in their work Like this art has meme potential w/out the guilt of it being ai

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Just what is even happening in these, there is just so much chaos and copypastas itā€™s insane

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Adrian chestermanā€™s works relating to paleontology illustrations were early signifiers of what was to come with ai and honestly makes me wonder if itā€™s what has caused some of the familiar looks we have seen in ai, ie endless rows of teeth etc Gawd I canā€™t get over that short faced roo though

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Man, the amount of pieces I recognized this artist just ripped from for this mosh mash, I recognize their human portrait illustrations for like book covers etc, but gdamn, their dinosaur art is like early ai

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That is some hardcore what is happening, I recognize a few of their illustrations and styles. Probably what those last two illustrations were trying to imitate style wise. But holyshit, this short faced roo having a bulldog face ā€œSquare up little man!ā€

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That is some hardcore what is happening, I recognize a few of their illustrations and styles. Probably what those last two illustrations were trying to imitate style wise. But holyshit, this short faced roo having a bulldog face ā€œSquare up little man!ā€

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Iā€™m just gonna go with a Jurassic park fabric instead when I get the chance, the dino fabric theme is just sprinkled with ai in there

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While that previous fabric was just funny cause how they just put poor positioning and not ai, this one is ummm probably ai, like what is even going on? It gets worse the longer you look, also these both look the same with the rex in the center

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Even bad dinosaur art is coming into question, cause Iā€™ve seen some old dino art that looks like something AI would cook up

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Looking for dinosaur fabrics and see this one, think itā€™s ok until I zoom in and Iā€™m wondering if this is ai generated and being sold by Walmart or just interesting art choices

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