Dave of the Chouffe

Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 20:33 UTC

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Dave of the Chouffe @davelachouffe.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 20:37 UTC

Perhaps in the presidential election, but I'm a little surprised that he managed to repeat the feat in this last weekend's election.

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Dave of the Chouffe @davelachouffe.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 20:05 UTC

I've read that verifiable electoral fraud has ensured Macron's re- election as president.

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Dave of the Chouffe @davelachouffe.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 18:14 UTC

Probably by having your highly perceptive and revealing posts suppressed by the WEF to prevent the spread of your dangerous influence.

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Dave of the Chouffe @davelachouffe.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 16:28 UTC

Don't tell Grant Shapps. It might give him ideas.

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Dave of the Chouffe @davelachouffe.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 12:09 UTC

It might be late night there.

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Dave of the Chouffe @davelachouffe.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 11:21 UTC

Russia has bombed a children's hospital in Kyiv. Because its what they do.

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Dave of the Chouffe @davelachouffe.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 09:25 UTC

I had to tidy up my desk from Friday….

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Dave of the Chouffe @davelachouffe.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 05:55 UTC

Marine can get in la mer.

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Dave of the Chouffe @davelachouffe.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 22:09 UTC

I reckon he’s going to get battered.

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Dave of the Chouffe @davelachouffe.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 20:33 UTC

Now go away or I will taunt you a second time.

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Dave of the Chouffe @davelachouffe.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 10:32 UTC

He’s one of the reasons why it’s in this position. What did he think was going to happen?

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Dave of the Chouffe @davelachouffe.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 09:04 UTC

The Americans at Lakenheath must be puzzled when they visit.

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Dave of the Chouffe @davelachouffe.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 09:02 UTC

My biggest takeaway from this article is that there’s a place called Methwold. www.theguardian.com/politics/art...

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Dave of the Chouffe @davelachouffe.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 08:47 UTC

But Farage says that they haven’t. Brexit is so confusing.

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Dave of the Chouffe @davelachouffe.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 08:21 UTC

I don’t do follow back regardless.

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Dave of the Chouffe @davelachouffe.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 08:20 UTC

According to social media, Labour have switched off the internet so we can’t see all the tax rises they are pushing onto us. Pure genius!

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Dave of the Chouffe @davelachouffe.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 06:28 UTC

It didn’t take Labour long to ruin the country: we have no broadband this morning.

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Dave of the Chouffe @davelachouffe.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 14:48 UTC

Is this the end of the line for the kilt?

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Dave of the Chouffe @davelachouffe.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 12:16 UTC

And he now asked me how we know the genuine photo isn't the fake one. Because Keir Starmer looks like he does now while Jimmy Savile died 13 years ago. He isn't deleting the post either. Truth means nothing to him.

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Dave of the Chouffe @davelachouffe.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 09:44 UTC

FFS. My cousin has shared a fake photo on Facebook of Starmer relaxing with Savile. The original poster has disabled comments, which should have been a red flag. But apparently not.

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Dave of the Chouffe @davelachouffe.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 07:59 UTC

I think I'll go and have a cup of tea now.

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Dave of the Chouffe @davelachouffe.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 07:30 UTC

Is there a market for lettuce there?

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Dave of the Chouffe @davelachouffe.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 07:26 UTC

Which underlines why she is completely unsuited to this. With a bit of luck, she will sink back into obscurity.

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Dave of the Chouffe @davelachouffe.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 07:24 UTC

Spoilsport.

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Dave of the Chouffe @davelachouffe.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 07:17 UTC

Did Liz Truss make a concession speech? When I search for one, all I get is Penny Mordaunt.

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Dave of the Chouffe @davelachouffe.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 07:09 UTC

A&E waiting times haven't come down. They've failed and should call an election.

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Dave of the Chouffe @davelachouffe.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 20:57 UTC

Wasn't that John Timpson?

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Dave of the Chouffe @davelachouffe.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 17:21 UTC

I forgot that the tap was running this afternoon; the hot tub may have been overfilled…

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Dave of the Chouffe @davelachouffe.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 16:59 UTC

Would it make any difference?

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Dave of the Chouffe @davelachouffe.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 16:30 UTC

One for election day. youtu.be/F9ZsIWQCPnQ?...

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Dave of the Chouffe @davelachouffe.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 16:07 UTC

Billy Joel?

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Dave of the Chouffe @davelachouffe.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 16:06 UTC

Why? He was the best one they’d had in years.

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Dave of the Chouffe @davelachouffe.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 16:03 UTC

We live near the boundary and the Tories managed to hold on in a town that pretty much adjoins us.

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Dave of the Chouffe @davelachouffe.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 15:49 UTC

Awshit. The garden office sound system has been cranked. To be fair, this is only the second time in my UK time that the Tories have left office.

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Dave of the Chouffe @davelachouffe.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 15:17 UTC

I didn’t expect Bury St Eds to stop being Tory.

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Dave of the Chouffe @davelachouffe.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 14:56 UTC

On the plus side. Much fewer Tories than before.

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Dave of the Chouffe @davelachouffe.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 14:52 UTC

No. And Champagne.

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Dave of the Chouffe @davelachouffe.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 14:51 UTC

Oh no! How will we be able to cope with just the one Defence Secretary?

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Dave of the Chouffe @davelachouffe.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 14:47 UTC

My kids have just spent a lot more on pizza than we did on champagne. There’s something wrong there.

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Dave of the Chouffe @davelachouffe.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 14:41 UTC

Of course they would. They won’t want to jeopardise any patronage.

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Dave of the Chouffe @davelachouffe.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 14:10 UTC

Yvette Cooper going into Downing Street has the same vibe as England scoring in the World Cup final. I imagine.

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Dave of the Chouffe @davelachouffe.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 14:07 UTC

Is this what it was like for Americans in 2020?

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Dave of the Chouffe @davelachouffe.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 14:04 UTC

Why is Sunak apologising for the election loss? It is my best post election day since 1997.

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Dave of the Chouffe @davelachouffe.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 13:59 UTC

Turning it into a foodbank would be an appropriate epitaph.

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Dave of the Chouffe @davelachouffe.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 13:52 UTC

No wonder it’s so pricey.

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Dave of the Chouffe @davelachouffe.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 13:51 UTC

And a lot of bribes.

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