Currently: Deputy editor, Splinter. Previous: The Messenger/Grid, bylines all over before that. Author: NOT A SCIENTIST: How politicians mistake, misrepresent, and utterly mangle science (2017, WW Norton). Puppy dad. NBA junky. Davelevitan{at}gmail.com
The decision in question said Biden's pause on LNG permitting was "completely without reason or logic and is perhaps the epiphany of ideocracy." [sic], obviously. Fun that weird idiots get to be semi in charge of a 5-billion ton carbon bomb permitting process.
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Writing for the NYT requires either having or pretending to have a degree of gullibility that could not occur in the wild
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I am going to become the joker
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Anyway I’m sure that the most ghoulish weird freaks in the country are celebrating like it’s Christmas is totally fine
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“which will remain bloodless if the left allows it to be” is the kind of thing kids in some other country that didn’t burn itself to the ground read about it in history class in 100 years
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Back to our regularly scheduled programming
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The decision in question said Biden's pause on LNG permitting was "completely without reason or logic and is perhaps the epiphany of ideocracy." [sic], obviously. Fun that weird idiots get to be semi in charge of a 5-billion ton carbon bomb permitting process.
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JK Rowling the runaway all-time winner of the "you could have just quietly enjoyed the money and adoration" award
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I wrote about a much-overshadowed bad legal decision from yesterday
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I hate when the material of the web I’m attempting to unravel turns out to be lies
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Tesco and Max, during and after
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I would say kids will study this SCOTUS decision in school in the future like we did Dredd Scott but lol they're gonna get rid of public schools too
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Excited to get "we've made the product worse and your subscription more expensive" emails every month forever
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Two of the top 3 opinion pieces on the home page right now. Feels like something else happened yesterday, can't put a finger on it...
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Up to 90% of houses on some islands were flattened. And then Beryl got *stronger*, the earliest category 5 ever recorded, with sustained winds of 165 mph. It will reach Jamaica tomorrow.
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[pundit being fanned and fed grapes] We could have avoided this situation if all of my specific political and strategic preferences were indulged over the course of decades
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While we’re all like “this is the most nonsensical legal opinion ever issued” they’re just going to blissful sleep on a bed of Heritage Institute branded feathers
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Any reply beginning with “No, “ is gonna suck
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Supreme Court rules 6-3 that James Madison called you an asswipe
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Feels a bit odd that the WH briefing room site doesn’t have his remarks on the immunity ruling?
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Also extremely cool
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Klay Thompson’s 13 years in Golden State are over, so once again, 37 points in a quarter was one of the coolest things ever done on an NBA court
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They’re not gonna be subtle or secretive about how they’ll use this, there will probably be a Project 2025 Addendum: Crimes Against Immunity published on Heritage’s site in like a week
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Extremely cool that a Trump-appointed judge can say Biden’s pause on new permit approvals for liquified natural gas export facilities is causing “irreparable harm” to states like Louisiana from lost revenue and such but no one can do shit all about the irreparable harm from burning the stuff
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I think about James Earl Jones in Sneakers saying "We are the United States Government. We don't DO that sort of thing" like at least twice a day.
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Remembering how people would share Scalia dissents and be like “I disagree with his politics but he has a way with words!!” and they all read like if a school shooter wrote A Confederacy of Dunces
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There's gonna be a bunch of very dumb stories of the secret service knocking on doors over post-immunity ruling assassination jokes, aren't there
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Part of my brain keeps thinking things like "how can the justices not just be utterly ashamed of the nonsensical legal theory and utter abandonment of basic American principles" and then I remember that this is just for their friends and their friends are high-fiving about all this
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"In half an hour, Carriacou was flattened" -- Grenadian PM Dickon Mitchell
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Regret to inform that Bad Takes Week has been extended yet again
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When the play hit too hard to make it back to the car
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A good day at the dog park
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Putting together a book of withering and majestic SCOTUS dissents for Florida to ban
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It’s kinda funny how being a law clerk for one of the conservative justices just involves digging up case law to cite for completely legally incoherent decisions, like writing a Calvinball rule book every day
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roberts’ reasoning is fundamentally (lower-case “r”) anti-republican. i know we dunk on the framers here but roberts has issued a rebuke of the revolutionary assumption that concentrated, unaccountable power is a fundamental threat to liberty.
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excellent ducks
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All the “How are you surprised by all this??” posters, congratulations on being the best and the smartest, it must feel incredible to be able to anticipate bad things but not have any emotional reaction when they arrive
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Beryl made landfall on an island in the Grenadines with winds of 150 mph.
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Trump wouldn't have dared with the second apron looming
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NYT, eight bluesky posts so far today.
Trump is a king posts: 1
Biden is old posts: 3
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There's an implicit but I'd say overt understanding here that immunity only applies to the party/individual willing and eager to break the law. This is a get-out-of-jail free card for Trump, because they know Biden's not about to fulfill any of the "funniest possible thing" wishcasting.
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Absolutely wild that the court accuses the dissent of "fearmongering" with "extreme hypotheticals" when the actual basis for the indictment is a coup attempt that led to an attack on the capitol
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Very prepared for some all-time knife-to-a-gunfight shit coming up
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Absolutely surreal watching them end American democracy, just six dipshits in a room turning us into a monarchy and legally entrenched oligarchy, incredibly hard to parse this is as reality right now
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I dunno, sorta feels like he won't much care about this decision as regards any other president besides him, no? Sic the DOJ on Biden anyway, who cares.
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Chief Justice Roberts decrees the end of DOJ independence in an offhanded sentence on page 20.
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