David

No Particular Dave @daveexmachina.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 05, 2024 at 13:35 UTC

this is when Josie finds out a second plane hit Laura Palmer

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David @david277.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 03, 2024 at 23:37 UTC

That is on my Mt Rushmore along with

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David @david277.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 03, 2024 at 15:30 UTC

“We were latchkey kids, kids nowadays have no idea how hard it was to watch The Facts of Life and Charles in Charge while eating fruit roll ups and chips for two hours after school!”

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David @david277.bsky.social [ View ] May 31, 2024 at 14:07 UTC

Daniel Tiger’s dad works part time at the clock factory and supports his family of four in their 3b/2ba beachfront house on public transport. This is why unions matter.

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David @david277.bsky.social [ View ] May 24, 2024 at 16:03 UTC

By season two the doctor would be like “the reavers’ violence and poor physiognomy are caused by inferior genes… we can only defeat them by sending my sister to fight them while she’s barefoot”

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David @david277.bsky.social [ View ] May 24, 2024 at 15:54 UTC

I say this all the time. He’s a creep. Firefly would have quickly become as sketchy as Dollhouse but with more lost cause race science stuff.

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David @david277.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 01, 2024 at 23:53 UTC

🎶 He tries a tradwife He tries an alewife He tries a lager wife He tries a cider wife 🎶

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David @david277.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 26, 2024 at 02:39 UTC

She was overshadowed by Penn Gillette’s well honed acting chops

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David @david277.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 18, 2024 at 21:40 UTC

This guy has a deep and complicated relationship with Husqvarna

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David @david277.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 10, 2024 at 02:53 UTC

Walking along until I see a floating ham or bunch of grapes and I just jump to eat it and I get healed

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David @david277.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 01, 2024 at 00:31 UTC

5 years from now when boomers can’t afford to retire, I’ll be using the most condescending boomer affect when I lecture at them “you should have saved for retirement instead of wasting money on ‘paper napkins’ ‘annual vacations’ and ‘fast casual restaurant dining’.”

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David @david277.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 28, 2024 at 17:24 UTC

Yeah but the painting of her in her attic looks good as hell

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David @david277.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 29, 2023 at 04:33 UTC

I like that the only thing you can do on the SJP screen is click the “AWESOME” button

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David @david277.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 02, 2023 at 01:22 UTC

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David @david277.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 02, 2023 at 00:07 UTC

Using the secret combo where Dedalus puts handcuffs on Leopold, locking the book up and ending the story immediately

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David @david277.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 01, 2023 at 02:42 UTC

kotatsu office desk

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David @david277.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 21, 2023 at 19:27 UTC

[a montage of Mike Myers spending years traveling to increasingly remote villages looking for that one new racist caricature that will put him back on top]

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David @david277.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 08, 2023 at 23:26 UTC

🎵 Oh, I’ve seen fire and I’ve seen rain. I’ve seen sunny days that I thought would never end. I’ve seen attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C beams glitter near the Tanhauser gate” 🎵 James Taylor Fire and Tears in the Rain

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David @david277.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 27, 2023 at 00:24 UTC

“Paulie did the prep work. He was doing a year for contempt and he had a system. He used a razor and he sliced it so thin it used to liquify in the pan with a little oil. It was a very good system”

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David @david277.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 24, 2023 at 13:25 UTC

Congrats!

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David @david277.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 08, 2023 at 22:58 UTC

My neighbor got a new dog and gave it the same name as my dog. Is this the highest form of respect or an act of aggression?

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